authoresses note: Japanses words you'll need to know for this: 'Hai' (someone uses Haee instead) means yes, 'Shiroi' means white, 'Aka' means red, 'Kuroi' means black, 'Kanashii' means sad.


(Authoress)

"Lalalaee"

"What the heck was that?" Sasuke exclaimed.

"It maybe an enmy!" Karin replied.

"We should probably be careful" Suigetsu was even shaken by the tiny sound of whatever it was.

"Yeah..." Juugo agreed.

"Loolaleela!"

"That doesn't sound like a very mature voice..." Karin said.

"Forget mature it sounds like a... a baby" Suigetsu whispered.

The trees rustled, the bushes shook, Suigetsu turned around... I wonder what he found?


(Sakura)

Yeesh... Kakashi's been driving us nuts about his sudden eye infection... One eye's already sharingan, now the others been infected by cat spit... at least that's what Kakashi said...
*Sigh* if only Sasuke were here I'd be much happier and so would the village be... This picture is all I have of him... I sat down on my bed with the picture of the once team seven... It was an early afternoon and a cloudy sky blocked the sun. Sasuke blocked our light too by running away but it wasn't entirely his fault... Why does everything look like Sasuke these days... Am I Sasuke sick?


(Suigetsu)

"Our enemy IS a BABY!" Suigetsu shouted.

"Hehe!" A tiny baby poked out from beneath the bushes.

"Where! Oh I see it now... it isn't so evil... It's actually kina cute... awww" Karin's eyes widened at the cute baby.

It's green eyes glistened in the sun, it's long dark brown hair. It's smile was small but cheerful. Her skin looked pale and she was skinny, she was only wearing a small dark purple dress, a kind of a kimono.

"Ohhhhhhh..."

It stared at Suigetsu in awe. She eyed his strong body and huge sword. She admired his white hair and dark lilac purple eyes.

"Wh-what?" Suigetsu asked the baby.

"Eeeeeelalakokomarueee!" she quickly said making no sense at all...

"Huh?"

"Oh I lowst"

"Lost? Yeah lost your brain..."

"Haeee"

"Aww she's lost! Maybe we could help her?"

"We are the Akatsuki we can't go around helping other people or babies for that matter" Sasuke coldly said.

"Oh please Sasuke can't we keep her and maybe later find a place for her, you know, do that thing they do in movies when you leave a baby on someone's door step? Please Sasuke?"

"Leese!" the baby cried and already seemed to like them.

"Ohh soward!"

"Hey no don't touch it! NO what're you doing?!"

"HAAIIYA!!"

CRASH

"H-HEY SHE JUST PICKED UP MY SWORD AND SMASHED IT INTO A TREE!!! AND THE TREE FELL DOWN AND SNAPPED IN HALF LIKE IT WAS A TWIG TO HER!!! AHHH!"

"With so much power!" Juugo said in awe.

"She's very strong Sasuke so she could help us out!" Karin insisted

The baby girl crawled over to Sasuke and said...


(Sakura)

Maybe I should take a walk outside...

five minutes later...

"OMG Sasuke!?!?"

"Ew get off me!" I realized it was just a random, now pissed off person...

"Oh uh umm I'm sorry I-"

"Bla whatever!"

"Oh.."

......

Oooo that cat looks like... SASUKE! I have got to stop this mental illness! I like this illness though, it's cute and handsome and black haired with black eyes and that man looks just like Sasuke... AHHH WHAT THE HELL! IT'S ONLY SAI!!!

"Hello Sakura" Sasuke I mean Sai said!!!

"AHHHHHHHH" I ran away as fast as I freakin could!!!


(Authoress)

"I no kill you... Orewa Kanashii... friend?" The helpless baby tugged on Sasuke's akatsuki robe. It's eyes looking up at Sasuke with tears in them.

"Aww I think she's trying to say that she doesn't want to hurt us and that she's sad and wants nothing more than to be our friend" Karin said.

"Well... what do you think Juugo?"

"I'm fine with her, Karin's right she could be useful to us"

"What do you think Suigetsu?"

"SHE FREAKING SWUNG MY SWORD AT A TREE AND CRASHED IT DOWN!!!"

"Uhh Umm... Suigutter... no!! Spaghetti!" the baby quickly thought up of a nickname for him as soon as she found out his real name.

"Hey! I'm suigetsu!"

"Spaghetti friend?"

"Mmm...well okay fine but no swinging my sword!"

"Eh!? sumimasem"

"Without my approval"

"Eeeee! arigato!"

"Yeah let's keep her..."

"Yay! We could even train her!" Karin excitedly shouted.

"I guess we'll keep her" Sasuke finally agreed.

"So who's going to carry her?"

"H-HEY GET OFF ME!"

"Weeee!"

The baby had already jumped on Suigetsu's back.

"Problem solved"

"T-thats not fair Karin!"

"Why not? The baby picked" "I think she likes you"

"Eeeheee!" it squealed.

"Stupid baby... stupid Karin!" Suigetsu mumbled.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

"Umm eheh nothing nothing!"

Karin turned around in sarisfaction but still stung with doubt, Suigetsu rolled his eyes once she did.


(Sakura)

Okay this is getting out of hand!!!!

POOF

"OW OW OW OW OW ! SAKURA OW TSUNADE OW SAMA OW NEEDS TO OW SEE YOU OW RIGHT AWAY... OW!"

"AHHHH!"

"OWWW!" "Why did you scream it's only me, Kakashi?"

"Oh I thought you were... never mind tell her I'll be there in a minute. So how's your eye?"

"IT HURTS LIKE HELL!"

"Oh. Did she call me because of your eye or something"

"OW!"

"I'll take that as a yes"


(Authoress)

"Shiroi spaghetti!"

"Yeah yeah white spaghetti... wait a minute... stop calling me that!"

"Spaghatta, spaghettoo, spaghetti!"

"Well she's got a sence of humor hmm hmm" Karin giggled.

"Purpel eyes!"

"Yeah you like them?"

"Haeee!"

(Suigetsu)

Aww she is kinda cute and very very very strong...

"I like your green eyes too"

"Arigato!!! hehe"

"Haha I think she has a crush on you! She's blushing!"

"SHUTUP JUUGO!"

"Yeah shluppy jumbo!"

"Hey you callin me fat!?"

"Yeah I callen you fat! Gatsa problem?"

She turned around from my back and glared at Juugo with a fist in the air showing absolutely no mercy.

"Hehe no not at all!"

"That's butter"

"Nicely done!" I complemented her.

"Heehee!"

"Hey umm what's your name?"

"Ame"

"Oh"

"Anata suigetsu but I say spaghetti!" Ame beamed.

"Sigh..."

"So how did you get lost?" I asked. She could understand what I was saying so I figured I could talk to her.

"I... I run"

"From where?"

"House... mommy daddy"

"What about mommy and daddy?"

"... they no here no more"

"Oh..."

She looked sad and lonley. I be she was talking this much because she hasn't had much interaction with people. I didn't want to ask her how and why her parents died. It would only saden her more...

"We'll sorta be your new family"

"Hmm?"

"Yeah"

"Oooo!"

"You know who I am... that's Juugo he has a very bad temper but cares for a friend a lot" I pointed to Juugo as the baby turned around to see him looking up at the sky walking into things...

"oooo.."

"That's Karin, who likes Sasuke, She's very mean to me but is very caring and kind...I still don't like her!"

"Heehee!"

"That's Sasuke. He saved me and that's how I was able to get this awesome sword"

"Sowrd!!!"

"Yeah sword"

"Sasuke is a very nice person don't worry if he looks scary"

"Sasi eyes red"

"Oh you noticed that!?"

"Mmm hmm" "Table turns. Spagehetti, Jumbo, Sasi, Aka!"

"Oh very clever. Karin is Aka because her hair is red"

"Haeeee!"

Very smart baby. She used the word table turns- but it's actually supposed to be tables turn. She's a baby so she's still learning and you can't expect her to everything right- to say "now it's the opposite it's my turn to tell you from my point of veiw"
I guess she wanted to whisper so that they would not be distracted or interupted during our journey... smart. She also noticed something strange about Sasuke's eyes. She noticed his Sharingan...

"Aka, kuroi?"

"What do you mean read, black?"

"Mmm mm" she tugged on my Akatsuki cloak with her tiny hands.

"Oh this. It's an Akatsuki cloak"

"Akasaki!"

"Yeah okay whatever you call it Ame" I smiled.

Karin slowed down a little for me to catch up.

"So what's her name?"

"Orewa Ame!"

"Oh lovely name!"

"Anata Aka!"

"I'm red?"

"Yeah she says your hair is red so she calls you Aka, smart right?"

"Very"

"I think she likes your hair Karin"

"Why do you say that?"

"Look" I pointed to her head.

Ame was already playing with it.

"Aww... you can play with it as long as you don't eat it" Karin sweetly warned.

"Sumimasem I like Akai hair"

"Really?"

"Haeee"

"Aww, hey Suigetsu can I hold her?"

"You're askin the wrong person"

"Oh... Ame can I hold you?"

"Okaa!"

"Come 'ere! Aww you're so cute!"

"Aka!"


(Sakura)

"Yes Tsunade-sama"

"I need you to find a certain herb so we can treat-"

"OW" Kakashi's yelp interupted her

"So we can treat Kaka-"

"OW" and again...

"SO WE CAN TREAT KAKASHI'S E-"

"OW!!!" and again... *sigh*

"SAKURA'S GONNA HAVE TO TREAT YOU HEAD IF YOU DON'T SHUTUP!"

"Ow..." Kakashi-sensei whispered in fear and crouched in the corner of the room...


(Suigetsu)

Ame makes me and all of us really happy, she's never too sad but when she talked about her parents it was the end for her, that's what it seemed like.
Karin held her the way mothers hold their babies.

"Ame?"

Ame was already fast asleep...

"S...spag...spaghetti" she softly and slowly murmered in her sleep.

"Wow she really does like you Suigetsu! Even in her sleep!" Karin whispered.

I smiled at Ame and Karin...