TOONZAI NINJA!
The ninja is just an average American man, but he works for a company that dubs Japanese shows. He also could be gay, but really his whole life is a mystery. Although since he's so secretive he could be gay. Really you just never know though. Even gay men have been known to love women from time to time.
Anyways, one day he was at work, in his ninja costume, just sitting around reading the newspaper, on his cell phone. There were other people there: the script writing guy, Goku, the voice actor of the kid on Tai Chi Chasers, a few other actors, some technical guys, the orchestra the company owned, and also the whole cast of Dragon Ball Z Kai, which were in their cartoon form. Then some guy yelled.
Some guy: Jack! We need you on the set!
It was time to work again.
Ninja: What am I doing now?
Some guy: We just need you to stare ninja-style into the camera again.
Another boring face shot...
The ninja did what the guy told him, and he stared into the camera until the guy yelled: Cut! He actually had to stare into the camera for three minutes, trying not to blink (although he still blinked), and the orchestra was playing music during the thing.
Some guy: That was good, but maybe next time you can maybe try NOT BLINKING? HMMMM?
Uhhhhh... It's hard not to blink for a full three minutes, one minute, sure, but three is difficult.
He was walking to the chair he originally sat in, but a guy stopped him. It was the company's head computer guy.
Dude: Jack?
Ninja: My name's not actually Jack.
Dude: Whatever ninja. We've got a problem. We've gathered information, from the internet as always, which suggests that a group of anime fans are planning to destroy us. We have reason to believe that they are also actually SERIOUS about destroying our company. They're not just a bunch of twelve year olds complaining about pirate animes. We know where there headquarters are.
Ninja: Why are you telling me this?
Dude: Your ninja skills are real right? You can climb on walls and kick and stuff like that right?
Ninja: Yes, but I don't see why you can't just get someone else to take care of them.
Dude: We just don't want to pay anybody money. We're kind of on a budget, and all the money we're using on Tai Chi Chasers is almost sucking us dry, not to mention all the times someone sued us.
Ninja: Aren't you already paying me?
Dude: Well technically we're mostly paying the government because of all those ridiculously high taxes. Anyways, the anime guys were dumb enough to talk about themselves on the internet. Go kill them already.
Somewhere off in a faraway place, although still in America.
?: ...has any figured out how to destroy 4kids other than using bombs?
Everyone shrugged.
Then the ninja dropped from the ceiling, and kicked the guy right in the face.
