Fail: something that goes wrong...

Russia sat at the empty table in the coffee shop. The shop was nice, always clean, and smelled of fresh coffee and baked goods. "Yo Russia what's up Mr. Commie?" America smirked at the tall evildoor. "Oh privet Fredka! How are you doing on such a warm day?" "What? It's sooooooo cold! I don't understand how you think that this weather is warm you creeper!" Russia giggled at America's stupid behavior. "Fredka, you do know that I am Russia, and that it is very very cold when you are up as North as I am?" America Blushed and looked at his boots. "O-oh yeah... I knew that..."

Suddenly FREAKINGRAINBOWS comes running into the coffee shop and yells... "HEH AMERICA, FAAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLL~~~~~~~~! BUT KISS RUSSIA PLEEEEASEEE!" America blushes again. "WHAT THE FRIG YOU CREEPY PERSON THAT HAS BEEN STALKIN ME ALL DAYYYYYYY?" Russia giggles (again) "But Fredka it would make me very happy if we could snuggle at my house." America turns to FREAKINGRAINBOWS "You win this round creeper person!" Russia grabs America's hand and leads him out the door.

... ^J^ oh Russia, had to help America understand yet another thing about the lack of warmth in other places other than the USA... anyone who reviews gets hambergers and soda.