hello long time no see,

this came to me after i went shopping. these are British so if you not google them coz they are fun named food.

disclaimer- i dont own avengers, i dont own green giant sweet corn, and i dont own clinton cards

plz review


Tony was humming quietly in the kitchen on the community floor of Stark towers. As he buried himself into the multiple bag of shopping he had brought back from a conference in England.

While Tony was in England Pepper had dragged him shopping, all over the place. Shoe shopping and clothes shopping, bag shopping and purse shopping, and don't get Tony started on the site seeing. He loved Pepper to pieces and would die for her, but there was only so much shopping her could do quietly before he complained till kingdom come. Pepper may have dealt with Tony for over ten years, when he was drunk, catching him in compromising positions. She had even went estate shopping with him. But as much as she wanted to get him back for all the PR stunts he had pulled she couldn't make him shop for a full week end, men just don't run like that, so after what seemed like the tenths suicide threat from tony she told him he could go back to the hotel.

Tony of course took the world's biggest detour around London causing his car to pull for gas, as he driver went to top up the tank he wondered around the gas station drop by shop. While he was looking at adult magazines a certain food aisle that had what he thought was the best named food ever.

"Tony, why are you cooking?" asked Clint as he came into the kitchen.

"I am cooking lunch for our dear birthday boy Bruce" he said with a smile everyone knew as, oh god what is he up to.

"Even after he told everyone not to bother?"

"Oh like I follow orders set by Bruce, don't poke me, don't try and make the other guy come out, keep away from my stapler" Tony said in a high pitch voice that was suppose to mimic Bruce's.

.o0o.

"Hey Tony" Bruce called over his shoulder.

"I brought Birthday Brunch for the birthday boy" he said setting down a bowl for Bruce.

"What is it?" he asked peering timidly in to the bowl.

"This dear friend is the food that was created just for you and the other guy, this is SMASH and Green Giant sweet corn" he said, Bruce gave him a doubtful look.

"Seriously look at the tin and packet" he said handing the evidence to Bruce. Bruce chuckled when seeing the tin with the giant green.

"Ho Ho Ho green giant" smirked tony patting him on the shoulder. "Happy birthday"

"Thanks Tony"

"You should see what I got for Barton's birthday; Clinton's cards the best card shop ever"


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