Hiei Vs. The Squirrels!
(WolfRunner is on her computer check her email with Hiei and Kurama watching her)
Hiei: What is she doing? She's supposed to be working on our story.
Kurama: I believe she's checking for reviews.
Hiei: Is she checking it every five seconds? That's crazy
Kurama: Well she isn't exactly the poster child of mental health now is she?
WolfRunner: CHEESEBALL!
Hiei: Well as long she doesn't get another distraction we shall be fi-
WolfRunner: KURAMA! I had an idea! How about we ease our adoring public into Yu Yu Hakusho by making another funny story?
Kurama sounds fine to me. Do you need me to do the disclaimer? (WolfRunner nods eagerly) Very well then. WolfRunner does not own Yu Yu Hakusho.
WolfRunner: Great, now LET THE HIEI TORTURE COMMENCE
Hiei: Hn, WAIT WHAT? DAMN YOU, YOU WOLF OBSESSED WRITER! (Hiei Chases WolfRunner while Kurama smirks at the two)
"Blah" Normal talk
Blah Squirrel Talk
'blah' Thoughts
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Hiei was lounging in his favorite tree in the park. His eyes were closed as he day dreamed of more funner things to do. He needed another mission so he could get out of this human city and kill demons. That was much better then watching humans enjoy themselves at the park. Hell watching that oaf Kuwabara fawn over his cat is more fun then this. Oh Gods he must be bored he thought that! He then heard a chittering noise. He opened one eye to see a family of squirrels gathering acorns in his tree! He took one of the acorns. The squirrels looked at him curiously, what was this midget doing in their tree? He then threw the acorn at the squirrels. It hit one on the head. It chittered angrily; Hiei then torched one on the butt. Getting up, Hiei chased the squirrels out of the tree. He watched in pride as the squirrels flee from him.
"Hn. Stupid squirrels." Well that took his mind off of things for a bit. That was fun! He jumped back into the tree and started lounging. Soon he felt sleep started to take him. With one last stretch, Hiei made himself more comfortable and fell asleep.
Transition to the newly formed Squirrel War Council
In a bush far away from the tree, the family of squirrels chittered amongst themselves. They could not believe their luck; they were kicked out of their home! So close to the winter too! They had to find shelter due to the start of a thunderstorm. However they were out of food, so 3 of the squirrels went out in the rain to quickly find food for the family. The other 2 talked about the grave situation they were in.
What are we going to do? That crazy midget chased us out of our home? One squirrel asked, If we don't find a new home for the winter we'll freeze. Another squirrel jumped up.
We can't find a new home. We forgot our food in the other tree in our haste. We can't gather enough for the winter in time if we start again. Squirrel 2 said, we'll have to take the tree back.
How? The midget is still there? Squirrel 1 asked
We'll wait until tonight, when the rain has stopped and he's asleep Squirrel 2 said, We'll strike then. The midget wants a fight? Well he's got one.
The foragers came back with enough acorns to last the night. The squirrels ate while going over the battle plan. Their tails twitched in anticipation. They could not wait for vengeance on the midget. After they ate, one of the squirrels looked outside to notice the rain stopped. The squirrels went to see if the midget was asleep. Thankfully, he was. They quietly went to work. Taking his katana and running it back to their bush. Then they started gnawing quietly on the branch the midget was sleeping on. Leaving just enough to support his weight. For the rest of the night was spent moving a giant rock right under the midget. After the task was done they waited for the midget to wake up.
Another transition, aren't they the best? :D
Hiei woke up groggily to the sound of chewing. He blinked his eyes and rubbed some sleep out of them. He sat up. The branch shook violently from the action. 'Wait what the hell?' He looked up. It was the squirrels! He was about to chase them when he noticed their handy work. The branch was about to fall off! 'Oh shit…' The squirrels seemed to smile evilly at him. Hiei tried negotiating.
"Alright, you want the nuts? Take them. Just don't move." The squirrels looked at each other; they then started gnawing at the branch. It soon snapped and Hiei fell, his head hitting a rock. Ow... Hiei touched his head gingerly; He felt a warm sticky feeling and a raised bump. 'The squirrels cracked open my head! Son of a bitch!' Hiei reached for his katana, those squirrels are dead! However he couldn't find it. The squirrels made loud chittering noises. They were laughing at him! He jumped up and started chasing the squirrels. They ceased their annoying laughter and ran. Hiei chased the squirrel around the park. However before he could catch them, he slammed into someone then. He fell down.
"Get out of my way jackass they're getting away!" Hiei said to the person he hit, however the squirrel got away, damn…
"Who's getting away Hiei? And why are you bleeding?" A familiar voice asked. Hiei looked up into Kurama's face. Oh course, he had to insult the one person he respected. Hiei jumped up.
"I'm sorry Kurama, it's just -," Hiei had an idea, "Hey Kurama, do you speak squirrel?" Kurama blinked.
"Hiei have you been experimenting with ice cream and vodka again?" Kurama asked.
"No! It's just these are these squirrels, the attacked me! They somehow managed to crack open my head. And I'm starting to think that violence won't work with these annoying furry beasts. They stole my katana."
"Uh-huh. Look Hiei, if the squirrels are bothering you, why don't you just find another tree?" Kurama questioned
"Because this is MY tree!" Hiei said as if it was the most obvious answer in the world. Kurama blinked again.
"I think that head injury is more severe then we think."
"What do you mean? Brain fine working well." Hiei said, Kurama nodded.
"Alright. You're going to bandage up that wound and lying down for the day." Kurama held up Hiei
"But the squirrels!" Hiei said
"They can wait." Kurama said patiently, Hiei decided fighting will get him nowhere. He will rest for now. However once he's recovered the squirrels are going to get it. Hn.
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WolfRunner: Well that's it for now! Ooh this is nice I could just end it there!
Hiei: Do so and die woman! You're not just going to let the squirrels get away with this are you?
WolfRunner: but I like squirrels!
Hiei: I thought you like wolves
WolfRunner: I like all animals! Except insects and arachnids cause they feel weird when they crawl on you. All mosquitoes must die!
Kurama: (Looking over the story) You do know that 'funner' is not a word right?
WolfRunner: It is now!
Kurama: *Sigh*
WolfRunner: Anyway please R&R because reviews make a happy WolfRunner
Hiei: Hn
