(I DON'T OWN PANDORA HEARTS BUT I WISH I DID.)
(THIS IS ALSO JUST HARMLESS CRACK. DON'T SHOOT ME FOR BEING COOL :D)
One day Vincent went to town.
To buy that frilly dress that slimmed him down.
On the way he saw a boy with a bag.
Not many clothes on and looked like a fag.
But Vincent was such a nice guy,
He invited the boy back to his house for pie.
On the way over,
The boy fell over.
Vincent got mad,
At the wee fag,
But the boy had found a 4leaf clover.
Now Vincent was shocked
But he laughed and mocked.
The boy stood up and looked pretty sad
But Vincent kept laughing and decided to call the boy 'Chad'
Chad got angry and said "That's not my name!"
Vincent laughed and said "What a shame!"
"You look like a Chad now come have some pie."
"Don't worry, it wont cause you to die!"
The boy got scared and tried to run,
But Vincent was having too much fun.
He grabbed the boy with increadable force
And threw the boy onto a horse.
Chad yelled for help
As the horse smelled like kelp.
But before he knew it
The horse stopped for a bit.
"Here we are!" Vincent said grinning.
"Come inside! The funs only beginning!"
The boy went inside but he had a feeling,
That there were many holes in the ceiling!
Chad thought he'd ask why they were there,
But Vincent turned around and gave him a glare.
"If you try to run from my glorious mansion",
Said Vincent with red hot passion.
"I will give you a lesson in manly fashion,"
"And I'll strip you out of that measly ration."
Chad was so scared that he didn't have the will,
To tell his dear brother that he really was Gil.
But before he knew it, Vincent handed him a broom.
"Now wash the dishes and clean my room!"
Said Vincent with the essence of doom.
So poor Chad (Gil) worked for days,
While Vincent gave him lots of praise.
But one day when everything was quiet,
And Chad (Gil) had decided to go on a diet,
Outside there was a very loud noise,
From a young man with a lot of toys.
This guy smashed Vincent's window,
And made all the glass look like a rainbow.
His hair was golden and his eyes were green,
But Chad (Gil) was thrown from the blast and ruptured his spleen.
"I've come to rescue you!" said the man so brave,
"That man has kept you as a slave!"
Chad looked up and saw this guy,
And in his head, screamed out "WHY?"
Mostly because, he still hadn't gotten some pie.
But lo and behold!
From the outside cold,
Stood Vincent with a bar of gold!
He threw the bar with al his might,
At Chad's (Gil's) galiant knight.
The bar hit the guy in the head!
And Vincent thought he was dead.
Vincent laughed like a hyena,
And decided to call this guy 'Christina'.
He pulled his hair back and showed his red eye,
In fact, he looked like he was pretty high.
His eye started to glow and gleam,
And from it he shot a lazer beam.
But the knight was too fast and drew his sword,
It was a shit sword cause that was all he could afford.
The lazer shot off and blasted Vincent back!
"That's what you get for wearing black!"
Yelled the knight as he smoked some crack.
This guy grabbed Chad and held him tight,
And from where he was, he took flight,
On the back of a giant rabbit sprite.
And on the way home Chad thanked his prince.
For saving him from being turned into mince.
And they made sweet love for ages,
Until the guy them locked him in some cages.
To be continued? DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNN
