"I'm bored. I don't want to watch baby shows." Bura said.
" Then find something else to do!" Pan said.
"So now your stupid kid shows are more important than me?"
"Yes." Pan said.
Bura rolled her eyes. She snatched the remote from pan and changed the channel.
"You stupid blue Smurf whore!" Pan screamed.
"Pan watch your language!" Videl said from some other room.
"Sorry mom!"
Bura hid the remote under the pillow on the couch.
Pan turned around and asked for the remote.
" I gave it to you."
"No you didn't."
"Yes i did Pan!"
"Oh my Kami, no you didn't!"
"Stop yelling at me! I gave you the remote!"
"Really?"
"Yes, really," Bura said. She watched Pan search the entire room for the stupid remote.
Pan lifted the pillow but the remote wasn't there. " Alright bitch where's the fucking remote?"
"Pan watch your language!" Videl screamed from some other room." Your hurting your dad's ears!"
"Sorry!" Pan said. She looked at her best friend and glared. Normally Bura would've confessed by now.
Bura stared at the pillow with a frighten expression." Pan i honestly don't know where the remote is. I put it under there."
"I don't want to watch stupid nature shows."
"Me neither." Bura said." Hey, do you want to go upstairs and play on the computer?"
"Okay." Pan said.
Gohan came into the room." Girls, you know you can change the channel by pressing the buttons on the tv right?"
"Yeah we know." Bura said.
"If we're going to get up to change the channel then we might as well use that energy to do something else." Pan said.
"Your tv let us down sir." Bura said.
Holding hands, Bura and Pan skipped upstairs to play on the computer.
They didn't feel like playing regular boring games so Bura showed Pan a pile of stories she found on the internet about them.
"The people of West City write fanfiction about you guys?"
"Duh, of course. I'm an heiress. I'm famous, but they write about your family too and it's not just the people from West City." Bura said." People from everywhere write stories about us!"
Bura clicked on a story called Black and Blue Summer Love.
"OMG! That's a story about you and my uncle!" Pan screamed.
"See even other people think i'm meant to be your aunt." Bura said squeezing her best friend in a very tight hug that would kill anyone who wasn't a saiyan." JK! This is the story i wrote but other people do think Goten and i belong together."
"You write stories about yourself?" Pan said." I guess i should be surprised but i'm not."
"Bitch."
"PAN! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!"Videl screamed from some other room.
"Your mom scares me." Bura said.
"IT WASN'T ME THIS TIME MOM!" Pan screamed back.
Bura showed Pan a list of stories she and other people wrote about herself and Goten.
She showed Pan stories about her and Trunks, too.
"I would never act like this!" Pan said after reading one of the stories." I don't act like a girly girl and Trunks would never act that sweet!"
"Hey, i wonder what Goten and Trunks would do if they read one of the fanfics about us?" Bura said.
"They'd puke."
"Or maybe they'd realise their true romatic feelings for us!" Bura said.
Little pink hearts came out of nowhere and started pulsing by her head.
"Goten is never going to fall in love with you when he has a million other girlfriends, and Trunks is never going to see me as a woman even if i walked around without clothes. That's our reality" Pan said.
"I want to test our theory." Bura said.
She got up and printed a couple of fanfics from the website.
She carried the fanfics downstairs and placed one of the fridge magnets over a story about Gohan and Erasa.
"Are you crazy? My mom will murder my dad if she reads that story!"
"You don't know that. She might think it funny."
"True. I thought it was."
Pan and Bura walked next door and hung up to fanfics on the fridge.
One was about Chichi and Piccolo, and the other was about Bura and Goten.
Because there was no other way to know how everyone would feel about the fanfics Bura wrote about them, she wrote down her penname Capsule Corp Heiressss and the website where they could leave reviews.
"Now we wait." Bura said.
"Can we wait at a movie theater? I'm bored." Pan said.
"Don't you want to leave a fanfic for my brother to read? I know you want him to fall in love with you." Bura said.
"We could put one of the fanfics on his desk at work. He works all the time. He'll only read it if it's on his desk." Pan said.
"Me thinkiths you have giveth my brother a letter before."
Bura and Pan left the house, put the fanfic on Trunks' desk, and flew to a movie theater to eat coke and popcorn while drama exploded like a spray can at their homes.
