(A/N: Hello, everyone! Okay, this is my first serious fanfic, starring two otaku girls lost in Amestris. Um, I'm new and don't what else to say. Enjoy, I guess. I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist.)
Liore Madness
A pair of blue eyes opened was meet with a clear blue sky.
"Where am I?" the young, blonde girl asked herself as she leaned up. She shook the brown haired girl next to her, who was collapsed on the street.
"Yuna! Yuna! Wake up!"
The other girl groaned, eyes opening to reveal emerald green orbs. Groggily, she gazed around her surroundings. "Where are we, Juno?"
Juno slowly glanced around. It looks like we are in an alleyway. Slowly, she stood up on her two legs, wobbly at first, but she managed to regain her balance. She placed her hands against the wall as used it to leverage to steadily walk her way out.
When the blonde girl made it out, she squinted her eyes slightly when the sun's harsh rays hit her. After a few moments of recovery, she reopened them to see people bustling up and down the street.
"Uh, Yuna?" Juno called. "I don't think we are in Texas anymore," she voiced her concern.
"What?" Yuna spoke confused as she finally stood next to her best friend. Her green eyes widened at the unfamiliar scenery before. Everything looked...old. Like de-technolized. Prehistoric times old. Okay, the last was an extreme exeraggateration. But the point is… Juno was right. They weren't home anymore.
"Where are we?" Yuna questioned as the two of them slowly walked down the story, admiring everything around them.
"I don't know," Juno shrugged. "But doesn't this place look familiar. Like I've seen in before… At least on TV."
The two girls, Yuna and Juno, came upon a gather crowd by a small pub. Nothing looked too out of the ordinary. Maybe there was about to be a street fight or something.
However, what caught their attention more was the giant suit of armor, crouched down, drawing a Transmutation Circle. Their jaws dropped when a flash of blue light glowed and the broken radio was good as new.
"Juno? Did you see that?" Yuna asked, dumbfounded.
"Yeah… I did," Juno responded, equally flabbergasted.
"That was alchemy, wasn't it?"
"But alchemy shouldn't even be possible. Unless…"
"WE ARE IN FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST!" they both screamed in unison. They quickly covered their mouths when stunned and startled people began to stare at them.
They both laughed sheepishly and ran away when the famous Elric brothers began glancing in their general direction.
"Oh my god! I can't believe we are seriously in Fullmetal Alchemist!" Juno exclaimed with excitement.
"What do we do?" Yuna asked, concerned.
"I don't know, but I do know what I want to do before anything else." A sly, mischievous smile graced the blonde girl's lips.
"What?"
Soon enough, Yuna got her answer when Juno dragged her all the way to alter of Leo. It was the same place Rose and Ed had their religion vs science debate.
"Juno?" Yuna uttered, voice filled with suspicion. She watched her friend place a placed a phone and a mini mic next to it under one of the chairs.
Juno hurriedly dragged her into one of the hiding places behind the pillar.
"What are you doing, Juno?" Yuna asked once again, this time more annoyed.
"I'm going to pull a prank on Edward," Juno giggled.
Yuna rosed a brow. "A prank?"
"Yep!" the blonde girl piped, happily. "If there was one thing I wanted to do if ever get transported into Amestris, it's this!"
Before the brown haired girl could reply, Juno shushed her, telling her Edward and Alphonse finally made their appearance. They approached Rose, who they didn't notice before. Luckily, she did not notice them either.
As expected, the scene from the anime was playing out where Rose and Edward had their religion vs. science debate. Even so, seeing it playing in real life was more awe inspiring than watching it on their computer screen.
Juno smirked as it was almost time.
She slowly cleared her throat before she began to speak.
Edward, Alphonse, and Rose perked up when a voice of a hysterical woman crying reached their ears.
"Somebody! Somebody help me! I-I think I'm possessed!"
Yuna raised an eyebrow at their absurd friend, though her voice acting was incredible. She subtly glanced over to see Ed roll his eyes, Al look somewhat concerned, whether for the supposed woman's insanity, she wasn't sure. And Rose was incredibly fearful, muttering something about this is what happens to people who don't believe in God.
"When I bleed, my blood turns purple, I have maggots under skin, and I cry tears of blood! I'm possessed! Possessed by a demon! Someone save me!"
Yuna grimace in disgust when Juno started making very inhuman gurgling sounds. She really did sound a demon possessed. She smiled at the group's 'what the fuck?' faces.
She smiled. This actually does seem like fun. And Juno was right. What other opportunity would they have to pull a prank on the Edward Elric? She knew most people would try to immediately ask Ed and Al for help to return back to their world, but that could always wait for later.
She made a motion for Juno to hand over the other phone she kept with her. The phone she actually used. The other one wasn't in service. No texting or phone calls on that one.
Yuna coughed in her hand a few times to ready herself. "Okay… Now back to Jordan with sports."
Yuna and Juno had to stifle in a laugh when Ed began to curse, wondering who the hell was on the radio. Wow! They didn't think he'd lose his temper that fast.
Then the sound of toilet flushing could be heard.
"Rose, is this one Cornella's broadcast?" Al asked, unsure.
The aforementioned girl shook her head. "No."
"Then who the hell is it?" Ed hissed in annoyance.
"Um… H-hello?"
"Yes, ma'am? What can I do for you?"
"Ah, yes. I like to voice some concerns."
"Concerns?"
"Yes… I saw this blond kid wearing a red coat."
Edward listened intently when the radio was discussing him.
"A blond kid in a red coat? You have concerns over a blond kid?"
"Yes, I'm concerned about his clothes."
"Your clothes, Ed?" Al turned to his brother, who shrugged, but wanting to hear more.
"More specifically his pants. Um, his pants, uh, make his butt look big."
"What?!" Ed screamed, angered and flustered, subconsciously covering his ass.
"His pants make his butt big?"
"Yeah, they make ass look really, really tight. Like if I was to roast two buns on them, they would steam in a matter of minutes. That's how tight his pants are."
"Uh, listen, ma'am. I don't think it's appropriate to talk about an underage kid's ass."
"Why not? I'm not talking to him or flirting with him, I'm just looking at his ass. If he doesn't want people staring at it, he should wear looser pants. I'm not even attracted to him, but I am attracted to his pants."
The two girls started giggling hysterically as Edward started shouting profanities. They both hi fived each, but stopped when they felt an ominous presence behind.
Slowly and fearfully, Juno and Yuna turned around to see the menacing figure of Father Cornello.
Oh, crap! They were in a lot of trouble.
Dammit!
(A/N: That's the end of the first chapter. Did you like it? Leave a review please!)
