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People may not be aware of it, some may even gasp at the shocking revelation of it all, and some may shake their heads and protest endlessly, but in fact, Uchiha Sasuke is a real softie at heart.
He greets people when he sees them. Of course he greets them in his mind! What did you expect?
He smiles whenever he sees something he likes. Something he likes refers to the blood, gore and violence, but at least he smiles when other people cringe. Yes, he smiles internally.
He laughs when he hears a good joke. A good joke being something that involves violence, blood and gore, but uh-huh, he laughs in his mind again.
He cries whenever something bad happens. Something bad meaning something un-bloody, un-gory, and un-violent happens. He cries internally.
That, people, is how sensitive Sasuke really is.
This is the same indication of sensitivity that his girlfriend, Haruno Sakura, felt when she asked him to hug her in front of so many people.
It happened during their annual Konoha ninja's reunion, planned by Gai and co-planned by Lee (even though we both know they just wanted to show off their matching colourful pink pens.)
Sakura was drinking a lot and Sasuke was very worried. How the hell were they going to go home at this moment? Sakura promised him that they would "make love until their neighbors shouted bloody hell" but they couldn't do that if Sakura was wasted, now, could they?
This was the exact reason why he was annoyed when his best friend and sometimes bar-hopping buddy, Naruto, teased him about being whipped. He noticed it when he saw Sasuke and Sakura arrive while wearing two identical shirts with the statement, "Bite me – I'm in love."
"Dude. You are so whipped!!!" Naruto shouted while high-fiving Lee.
Sasuke smirked. "Why'd you high-five Lee? He doesn't even have a girlfriend."
Lee blushed. "I do have a girlfriend!" He shouted while grabbing the nearest possible person next to him. Unfortunately for him, he grabbed Shino.
Shino's ass, to be more precise.
"Dude!!" Naruto yelled. "Shino's a guy! Dude, you're gay!!" Maybe ramen overload prompted Naruto's fetish for the word "Dude". We don't really know how it came about.
Lee blushed some more. "Well, yeah fine! I'm gayyyyy! At least I'm not whipped like Sasuke." He said while running. Shino's bugs were after him.
Kakashi chose to enter the conversation since he was bored of reading his book anyway. He already did those positions. How boring. "Heh. I bet Sasuke's on the bottom 'cause he's whipped."
Sasuke blushed. How dare they! How the hell did Kakashi know his favourite position? Someone must have installed security cameras on their love room!
"Dude! He's blushing!" Naruto shouted. "Whipped! Whipped!"
"What's wrong with that position? Neji loves that." Tenten smiled, pinching Neji's cheeks. Face cheeks, okay? Don't get any funny ideas now.
"TMI!" Hinata shouted, closing her eyes shut! "Too much information! I really didn't want to hear about my cousin's sex life." She made a face, obviously disgusted.
"Well, I happen to like the Frog position." Jiraiya winked.
"Please!" Shikamaru said. "Please don't ask him what that position does. Dammit. No, just no." With that said, he walked out of the room, followed by Ino and Temari.
Shikamaru's such a ladies' man.
"So, what does that position entail?" Sasuke asked, obviously interested.
"It entails one girl and a guy who's NOT whipped!" Jiraiya shouted, high-fiving Naruto.
"Dude! Good one, pervert!!" Naruto danced his win-awesome dance and pointed at Sasuke again.
"I've had enough of this!!" Sasuke said. He was about to stab Naruto with a ruler just because it's more fun that way when Sakura, who was obviously oblivious to all the teasing, called him.
"Sasuke dear?" she asked, obviously drunk. "Can you give me a glass of water please? I couldn't move."
Everyone looked at Sasuke. Sasuke didn't care. He gave her a glass of water. The thing about Sakura was that if she was drunk, she would remember everything that happened. He didn't want her to remember him as a bad boyfriend who didn't give her water when she was drunk.
"Heh! Whipped." Kakashi teased. He was having a lot of fun.
"Being youthful is good! But being Sasuke is lame because the fountain of youth cries for him! Poor, whipped kid." Gai exclaimed, crying.
"She's drunk. I was just trying to be a good boyfriend." Sasuke reasoned out.
"Sasuke?" Sakura pouted.
Oh shit. Sasuke remembered another thing. Sakura becomes way too flirty and clingy whenever she's drunk. Shit. Kill him now.
"Hn?" Sasuke asked while everyone was watching them.
"Give me a hug, please?" She looked at him and smiled. "Hug?"
Oh shit shit. If he hugged her, everyone would never let him hear the end of it. Shit. He couldn't hug her now!! Everyone would tell him he's whipped.
This, my dear friends, is the exact reason why Sasuke didn't hug her, Sakura wailed endlessly, punched him straight out, broke up with him and left him bleeding at the party all in a span of fifteen minutes.
Shit. We should have just stayed home and made kinky sex together. Sasuke thought.
Ayu-chan: I'm planning to make a next chapter wherein Sasuke apologizes to Sakura. What do you think? ^^ Suggestions are welcome! Review. Love. :)
