Link's 12 days of Christmas

Link's 12 days of Christmas

Italics are thoughts

"Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa la la la la, la la la la." I walked outside and hung a wreath on the corral. "I love Christmas, it's the best time of the year!" I was about to go inside when I heard horse hooves beating at the ground. Link must be coming! I'd better go meet him at the entrance. I ran to the entrance of the ranch to see Link riding up on Epona, beaten up badly. I was shocked. "Link, what happened?" He managed to dismount. "A battle with Ganondorf. And stress from trying to beat all those temples." I walked over to help him. "You poor thing, come inside. I have a present for you." Link just plopped down on the ground. "First I'll sing you a song of what Ganon got me for Christmas." He cleared his throat, and began to sing.

"On the first day of Christmas, Ganon gave to me, a broken arm and leg.

On the second day of Christmas, Ganon gave to me, two ugly witches, and a broken arm and leg.

On the third day of Christmas, Ganon gave to me, three huge Dodongos, two ugly witches, and a broken arm and leg.

On the fourth day of Christmas, Ganon gave to me, four red tektites, three huge Dodongos, two ugly witches, and a broken arm and leg.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Ganon gave to me, fiiiiiive skulltulaaaaaaaaaas, four red tektites, three huge Dodongos, two ugly witches, and a broken arm and leg.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Ganon gave to me, six rolling boulders, fiiiiiive skulltulaaaaaaaaaaaas, four red tektites, three huge Dodongos, two ugly witches, and a broken arm and leg.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Ganon gave to me, seven flaming keese, six rolling boulders, fiiiiiiive skulltulaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas, four red tektites, three huge Dodongos, two ugly witches, and a broken arm and leg.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Ganon gave to me, eight deadly cuccos, seven falming keese, six rolling boulders, fiiiiiive skulltulaaaaaaaaaaaaaas, four red tektites, three huge Dodongos, two ugly witches, and a broken arm and leg.

On the ninth day of Christmas, Ganon gave to me, nine angry leevers, eight deadly cuccos, seven flaming keese, six rolling boulders, fiiiiiiive skulltulaaaaaaaaaaaaas, four red tektites, three huge Dodongos, two ugly witches, and a broken arm and leg.

On the tenth day of Christmas, Ganon gave to me, ten hungry likelikes, nine angry leevers, eight deadly cuccos, seven flaming keese, six rolling boulders, fiiiiiiiive skulltulaaaaaaaaaaaaaas, four red tektites, three huge Dodongos, two ugly witches, and a broken arm and leg.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Ganon gave to me, eleven deku scrubs, ten hungry likelikes, nine angry leevers, eight deadly cuccos, seven flaming keese, six rolling boulders, fiiiiive skulltulaaaaaaaaaaaaas, four red tektites, three huge Dodongos, two ugly witches, and a broken arm and leg.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Ganon gave to me, twelve armed Gerudos, eleven deku scrubs, ten hungry likelikes, seven flaming keese, six rolling boulders, fiiiiiiiive skulltulaaaaaaaaaaaaaas, four red tektites, three huge Dodongos, two ugly witches, and a broken arm and leg.

On the thirteenth day of christma-"

"Link, there isn't a thirteenth day of Christmas. Only twelve."

Link clenched his teeth. "Ganon gave me a thirteenth day of Christmas. Now let me finish.

On the thirteenth day of Christmas, Ganon gave to me, thirteen Iron Knuckles, twelve armed Gerudos, eleven deku scrubs, ten hungry likelikes, seven flaming keese, six rolling boulders, fiiiiiiive skulltulaaaaaaaaas, four red tektites, three huge Dodongos, two ugly witches, and a broken arm and leg! Tada!"

I smiled and walked up to him. "So, what did Zelda get you for Christmas?"

Link headed for the door. "Don't get me started."

Just a Little gift for Christmas!!! ~*~Malon~*~