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My name is Roxas, I'm not telling you my last name. Why? Well because all I know you could be creepy stalker. But that wouldn't surprise if you were. Why? Well you see my life is extremely fucked up. Like once this guy kidnaped me, took me to his house, then asked me to play god damn VIDEO GAMES WITH HIM!! I don't know maybe I naturally draw crazy people in. Well I guess I can't always's say that's a bad thing, I did meet my best friend Axel that way, and no I'm not saying he's crazy, I'm just saying he's crazily gay. So this is the story of how my best friend kidnaped, tied me to a bed and well, you'll see.

So it was an ordinary day, school, homework, and Tai-Kwon-Doe classes. Except today my Sensei thought it would be funny for me to be my classmate punching bag for today. Well I always's did suspect that guy hated me. Well know after going to hell and back, all I wanted was go to my house , maybe take a shower then go to bed. To bad that wasn't going to happen. The last thing I remember was walking into my house seeing my sister then everything going dark.

When I woke up I was in what felt to be a bath, what caught my attention next was that I was in a very, very, VERY large bath tub. Almost like a large hot spring. But that couldn't be it could it? Sadly I was to comfortable to open my damn eye's. Their's only one hot spring tha I knew of in town, the Dew grass inn and spa. Hey that reminds me, Axel works there. Wait are those footsteps I hear, are they coming closer? Finally opening my eyes for the first time since waking up I see I actually am in the hot spring. Then the door slowly opens with a horror movie creek.. I then see who it is. I try to move to ask the person what's going, on that's when I notice I can't move my hands that are by my sides, I'm handcuffed. Oh Shit.

"My, my Roxas you don't seem to please about this . Now do you," damn that man what they hell is his problem what does he think he'll accomplish with this.

"Axel," I slowly ground out, it was like talking to a naughty child, "Axel untie me this instant or else."

"Now, now dear friend if I did that I wouldn't be able to do what I want to do. So is it true about what happened at your training?"

"You mean being ganged up on? Well Yeah, but honestly what does that have to do with anything ?"

"Well you seem to forget that I'm a licenced masseuse. So I'm going to relax you then give the ultimate pleasure."

He slowly made his way around the edge of the spring towards me. Okay I think if I bolt when he unlocks me, wait no that won't work. . . I'm naked, and he's gay, and faster, and stronger. He did say something about ultimate pleasu . . . on no. Then hands touch my shoulders, and their not mine. I feel something warm and slippery sliding over my shoulders then a soft kneading motion begins. Rubbing lotion. It creates a chilly feeling. But weirdly it relaxes me. I feel Axel pushing things in my neck and back. It feels GREAT!! (Seriously it did. What!! i'm not sacrastic all the time...assholes.)

I feel my self slowly relaxing. I don't even feel him undo my bonds. Yet I do feel him pick me up in one arm and slowly start to walk out of the room. You ask why I didn't struggle, well I was half asleep from the wonderful feelings ghosting over my skin. Yes apparently he has very strong muscles. I'm guessing it was after hours at the inn so of course nobody saw my naked ass being carried around. Damn. I feel him pause at a door, although he hasn't stopped massaging my body since he started, he paused for a nano second and that's all it took for me to kick my way out of his grasp and run like HELL!! Of course completely forgetting my nudity.

I was so damn proud of myself from getting as far way from as I did I didn't see the figure. All of a sudden I was tackled to the ground and pinned down.

"Goddamit lemmego asshole, lemmego!" I screamed at my assalant.

"Why brother dearest brother how could you use such profanity in my presence?" My attacker asked in a faked innocence.

"Sister?" I stutter out. Well damn now I'm flabbergasted. And that's where I stop for now. What a guy can't get tired? Well fuck you to asshole. Hey don't walk away from me!!

Okay this is where the authoress steps in to calm them down. I'm sorry it seems I can't seem to calm Roxas down. So I guess we'll have to wait for a latter time for are dear boytoy to finish his tale latter. Until then, dream sweet wet dreams dear children. (Hint: more review faster updates!!)