This will be an interesting morning.
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Weird Morning
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Itwas a sunny morning in Hidden Leaf Town. Naruto woke up from his awesome dream. "That was a great dream with Anna Nicole Smith! Believe it!" said Naruto. He climbed out of bed and realized something.
He had a wet dream and his boxers were sticky. Sakura walked in. "Naruto, were you playing with yourself again?" asked Sakura. (AGAIN!?) "Yes and I am sorry if I got any of my semen on your yearbook picture." (What was Naruto doing with Sakura's yearbook?) said Naruto.
Sakura threw Naruto's flower pot at him. (Naruto loves gardening.) Naruto ducked and the flower pot flew out the window. Luckily, it hit Michael Jackson as he was climbing in Naruto's window.
Mr. Jackson fell to the ground and was knocked out. Sasuke walked in. "I am going to take a shower." said Sasuke. "I'll join you." said Sakura. "I will take a shower first! Believe it!" yelled Naruto.
"Ninja Art: Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Naruto made three shadow clones. They ran out the door and down the hall. "Fire Style: Fire Ball Jutsu!" screamed Sasuke. Flames shot out of Sasuke's mouth.
"Motherf$%^!!" screamed Naruto as he ran up the side of the wall and dodged the flames, but one of his clones got hit and disappeared. Sakura ran up the opposite side of the wall. "Take this, Naruto!" shouted Sakura.
She jumped to the opposite side of the wall and punched Naruto, but it was only a clone. Sakura threw several shuriken at Naruto. Only a clone got hit and Naruto dived into the bathroom and locked the door. (How long is the hallway?) "I win b$%^!" shouted Naruto.
"Where is your shampoo and soap?" asked Sasuke. "Don't forget your towel and change of clothes." said Sakura. Naruto realized he did not have any of that stuff. "F$ you guys." said Naruto as he walked out of the bathroom.
Sasuke entered the bathroom. Sakura entered the bathroom. Sasuke pushed Sakura out. (WHAT KIND OF GUY DOESN'T LIKE TAKING SHOWERS WITH GIRLS?!) After the three kids took their showers, they went downstairs and into the kitchen.
"Good Morning." said Mrs. Haruno. (Since Sasuke and Naruto are orphans, Mr. and Mrs. Haruno adopted them. Sakura loved the idea of Sasuke staying with her, but Naruto could sleep in the backyard.) "What's for breakfast?" asked Naruto.
"Ramen, natto, and jelly donuts."(What a breakfast!) said Mrs. Haruno. "Where is Dad?" asked Sakura. "He had to buy more film for his filming job in the playboy mansion." (Career Day must be interesting for Sakura.) said Mrs. Haruno.
Mrs. Haruno began setting out breakfast. When she finished, she gave Sasuke a wink. "Mom, why did you wink at Sasuke?" asked Sakura. "Sasuke gave me a wonderful time last night." said Mrs. Haruno. Sakura started to choke.
"I was showing her all my tricks" said Sasuke. Sakura grabbed her throat. "Next time we should invite Naruto and Sakura." said Mrs. Haruno. Sakura started to give herself the Heimlich maneuver. "Sakura, your mother is talented." said Sasuke.
"I am f$%^& choking! Somebody give me the f$%^& Heimlich maneuver!" screamed Sakura. "Ninja Art: Shadow Clone Jutsu." said Naruto. Naruto made a clone of himself. The clone grabbed Sakura's shoulders.
Naruto wrapped his wrapped his hands around Sakura's breasts and started pelvic thrusting. "Grab my stomach, not my $%^& breasts!" shouted Sakura. Naruto lowered his hands. "I said my stomach, not my f$%^& vagina!" yelled Sakura as she kicked the clone in the groin.
Naruto raised his hands and tugged harder and harder. Finally, a jelly donut spewed out of Sakura's mouth. (Gross.) "Mom, why were you f$%^& Sasuke!?" screamed Sakura.
"We were playing f$%^& Scrabble!" shouted Mrs. Haruno. (I wonder where Sakura learned the F-WORD from?) "Look at the time." said Naruto. "Don't want to be late for the bus." added Sasuke.
They picked up Sakura and carried her out of the house. They took turns carrying her. (Naruto dragged her.) "Naruto, you won't believe who is at the bus stop." said Sasuke. "Oh my f$%^& god! I can't believe it!" shouted Naruto. At the bus stop, there was none other than………………………………...
