Author's long, drawn out note no one wants to read: Hello all. thanks for at least trying this story. If any of you had the patience to watch the credits of the episode The Chronicles of Meap (8% of the target audience), you should know what this is based off. Also
SPOILER ALERT This is a Phinabella story with character death END SPOILER ALERT. I hope you all enjoy it and tell me if you do. And if you don't, tell that you don't and why. And, just to clear up any future questions, Phineas, Ferb, and Isabella are thirteen. Now enjoy *Flys away to Agent P theme song*
Meapless in Seattle
Danville
"Whatcha doin'," Isabella asked as she walked into the backyard of the Flynn-Fletcher family's house to see the oblivious object of her affection and his stepbrother working on yet another crazy contraption. Ever since the summer two years ago, the brothers had been making inventions nonstop. Currently, they were typing on a computer connected to a large metal box that would look out of place anywhere else but oddly seemed to fit in here.
"Hi Isabella," Phineas said, turning away from the screen while Ferb continued his work. "We're making a headband that, when worn, will grant a person knowledge of all of Earth's martial arts moves," He explained. Suddenly, a ding came from the large box. A tray slid out, containing a dozen different headbands, each a different color. Ferb hopped over and grabbed the green one.
"Alright, they're done," Phineas said, taking the blue one for himself. "Want to give it a try?" Phineas asked, turning to Isabella and tossing the pink one towards her.
"Okay," she said, unsure of herself as she tied the band around her forehead. Suddenly, a fist was flying towards her face. With motions she had never even seen, let alone practiced, she grabbed the wrist a spun it, spinning her attacker's body as well, and pinned it to his back. In another swift movement, his leg shot out, sweeping her feet off the ground. She let go and back flipped away. While she had done something similar in her gymnastics class, that move was beyond anything she done before. Only when she paused did she realize that Phineas was the one that attacked her.
"These work great!" Phineas exclaimed. He ducked just in time to dodge Ferb's flying sidekick. He tried to elbow Ferb in the chest when he landed, but found himself blocked. He was about to throw a punch with his other hand, but suddenly needed to use it to block Isabella's own roundhouse. The three humped apart, sizing each other up, trying to formulate attack plans with there new found knowledge. A few seconds later, they flew back into the fray, smiling and laughing (on the inside in Ferb's case) as their battle continued.
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Somewhere in the atmosphere above Danville
"Now do you see? I have won! You have lost!" Mitch yelled to the small, struggling figure of Meap as he was dropped into a padded cell fifty feet below the main room of the space station. He laughed maniacally as he closed the door, shutting Meap in endless darkness. He fiddled with his moustache/translator as he approached several monitors. "Soon, very soon, my plans will come to fruition. I spent two years rotting in that cell, but I will have my revenge on this pitiful planet. And then, the universe!" he cried out as his dramatic music soundtrack started playing and his cheesy lighting shorted out, causing a great flash before blacking out the whole space station. Just before going blank, the images of Phineas, Ferb, Candace, and Isabella appeared on the screens.
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Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.
"Man, can that platypus sure throw a punch," the evil professor complained as he put on one of his old pairs of steak specs to cover his black eye.
"Maybe you should stop giving him so many chances to beat you?" Norm suggested, appearing fairly silently for a massive, annoying robot.
"Well, isn't everybody a critic. You know, it's not easy being an evil genius. Why don't you try beating Perry the platypus?" Heinz complained, standing to face his creation.
"I already did. Then you freed him because I didn't do it right." Norm said, a screen appearing on his chest, showing the described event.
"Shut up! What do you know? You're just a robot!" the doctor yelled. Before this elevated into a fight (and a full body cast for Doof), an alarm went off on one of his many computers. He gave one last glare at his robot before running over to his machine. There, it showed that a UFO was above Danville. "Just what I need," Dr. Doofenshmirtz muttered as he walked back over to his robot. "Norm, spaceship form."
"Is that any way to ask for a favor?" he asked in a way that seriously made Heinz want to disassemble him.
"Please," he hissed under his breath, feeling himself die a little. The robot complied, transforming into a high-speed space ship around his creator. It wasn't long until they were streaking across the sky, leaving a vapor trail in their wake. Once they were near the ship that looked like a cloud from below, a tractor beam shot out, encasing Norm. Dr. D. tried to escape, but to no avail. He sighed and pulled out his lucky ray gun. When Norm was set down, Heinz burst out, pointing his ray gun at his kidnapper. "You!" he yelled, recognizing Mitch.
"You're that sock guy!" Mitch yelled back. He groaned inwardly. This is just what he needed after getting the power back on. "What are you doing here?"
"I have a name. I am Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, the greatest evil mind the universe has ever known," he declared, lowering the gun and placing a hand to his chest, looking very smug about his declaration.
"What are you talking about? I'm the greatest evil mind this universe has ever known," Mitch said angrily, preparing to attack. Dr. Doofenshmirtz readied himself, ready to get into a fight like a kid on the playground angry over something stupid.
"Stop!" a mechanical voice sounded as a door opened.
"Collin!"
"Balloony?"
"Yes," the voice said again. Standing before the two villains was a large, mechanical suit with a balloon with a face drawn on it floating where the head should be, the string attached to the machine. "We shouldn't fight. I have an idea that could benefit all of us," the balloon started, piquing the interest of the other two.
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Back in Danville
Phineas collapsed to the ground near with Ferb and Isabella. They were all breathing hard, smiles still on their faces.
"It seems that while our martial arts abilities are increased, our stamina is drained many times faster," Ferb said, completing his statement for the day. The friends remained sprawled on the yard until a gentle breathing was heard from Ferb.
"He was up all night working on these," Phineas said, sitting up to see his sleeping step brother.
"These are amazing," Isabella commented as she removed her headband. "Mind if I keep one?"
"Sure. We have more than enough," Phineas responded, gesturing to the tray with plenty more headbands. He flopped back to the ground, looking to the sky. He was grateful for all that he had. He had a step brother that was a perfect match for him, a brain that was unparalleled by almost anyone, and a best friend that he could turn to for almost anything. However, he had problems he wished would be explained. What was this new feeling of his stomach tightening up and the self-consciousness that came with it? Even more confusing was why he only felt this way when he was with Isabella. While this bothered him and he didn't know anyone he was comfortable talking to about this, he just decided that eventually it would resolve itself.
"So Phineas," Isabella started, moving over until she was right next to him, "what are you going to do tomorrow?"
"I'm not sure yet," he responded. He looked up and saw she had her legs pulled and arms wrapped around them. She looked off to the distance, letting the wind blow her hair back slightly as the evening sun gave her skin a golden tint. Phineas looked away as the strange feeling returned. What am I doing! He screamed at himself. This is Isabella. ISABELLA! We're just friends. Just friends… he thought, realizing that this thought was hurting him far more than it should. "What about you?"
"I don't know either," she responded. She turned and faced him, her soft gaze melting his heart. "I think I'll just tag along with you," she said, making all of Phineas's self control immediately divert from their normal tasks to keep him from giving into this desire to kiss her right then.
"Phineas! Ferb! Time for dinner!" his mom called from the house. Ferb sat straight up at the sound of the dinner call. Phineas jumped up at well, a mixture of relief and disappointment at the shattering of this magical moment.
"See ya' tomorrow Isabella," he said as he ran back to the house, Ferb right behind him. She watched him leave, wishing his mom had waited or, even better, completely forgotten to get Phineas. Then they could've been together longer. She just shook those thoughts from her head, knowing this was a completely one-sided affection. Just as she was leaving, she heard a popping sound. She turned to see Perry where the machine had been, the headbands scattered around him.
"Oh, there you are Perry," she said before she went back to her house. It was a restless night for both her and Phineas, both dreaming of what might've happened if their moment could've continued.
