Gomu Gomu no Prank!

A/n: I found this story on my computer from a while back and I wanted to post it. I haven't written much but I thought what I did write was mildly entertaining, hopefully you think so as well :) I might write more on this story now and then, because well, One Piece is probably the best anime of all time and I love it dearly.


Chapter 1 | Spider-San


Nami rested her cheek on her fist and leaned over a large map she had been detailing for five hours straight. The day had been one of those rare days when she could sit by herself and do what she loved most without too much interruption. Just as she reflected on this and thanked the heavens for a peaceful day, the door to her drawing room slammed open and hit the wall. She jumped at the loud crack of a door knob hitting wood and she made a stray mark on her map. Her eye twitched and she felt the sinking sensation that she had sent her thank you too soon.

"Naaaammiii I have a present for you~" Luffy burst in with a wide smile on his face and walked up to her desk. She just ignored him and began to fix the stray mark his rude interruption had caused. When she noticed he waited for her to look up, she slapped her pen down on her desk and looked up at him thoroughly annoyed. Instead of seeing her Captain though she came face to face with the most unsightly thing she had ever seen.

"Luffy! Get that thing the hell away from me!" Nami screeched and stumbled out of her chair.

Luffy followed her as she tried to maneuver past him, but he stepped in front of her each time, slowly closing her into a corner. "Shishishi." Luffy dangled a spider in front of her and laughed loudly.

"Quit that!" Nami pointed at him and clutched her other arm over her chest protectively, she just cringed at the sight of any insect.

He pouted and looked to the spider. "It's too small to hurt anybody, why are you scared?"

"Spiders are disgusting!" He stepped closer. "Ahh Luffy no!" Nami screamed and ran past Luffy, but only to get stuck behind her cartography table. When he moved in, she picked up the chair and tried to fend Luffy off, but he quickly changed strategy and faked throwing the insect at her. "Don't you dare!" She glared daggers at him.

"You're so mean Nami, it's not even doing anything wrong, and you called it disgusting. Just look at it, isn't it so awesome?" Luffy held out his hand with a 500 beli coin sized spider resting on his palm. Admiration and curiosity sparkled in Luffy's eyes as he stared at the arthropod.

"NO! Absolutely not. Come any closer and that will be 20,000 beli." She stopped yelling and looked as dead serious as she could. He took a step closer and she screamed again, "30,000!"

Luffy pulled his hand away, "Okay. Okay. I will just leave this right here." Luffy set the spider down on one of the maps Nami had been working on all day.

"GET IT OFF!" Nami threw the chair at him, which just bounced off, and made a run for the door. She hid behind the door frame and stared anxiously at the bug innocently sitting on her desk.

Luffy just grinned and walked over to where Nami was standing. "I think he will make a good addition to the crew, Spider-san." He gave a thumbs up.

Nami punched him in the head. "Kill it now!" She shoved him back into the room. He stumbled in, but not before stretching his arm back to grab her and drag Nami in with him.

"Nooo! Let me go! This isn't funny anymore!" Nami tried to run away but he held her tightly and pushed her closer to the desk. The spider jumped off the table and scurried towards Nami and Luffy. Nami yelped so loudly Luffy let go of her to cover his ears, and she instinctively darted behind Luffy. She clutched his shirt with shaking hands, and pleaded uncharacteristically. "Please. Luffy get it before it hides away somewhere in my room." She rested her head on his back and begged again. "Luffy."

"Fine." Luffy huffed and walked over to spider trying to get away. He grabbed it and walked out of the room, laughing again when he saw Nami stepping away from him. He tossed it overboard as per Nami's demand and she ran over to watch it fall into the water.

"Dang," Nami turned to look at Luffy while he laughed at her, "You sure were scared weren't you! Shishishishi!" He sounded like a little kid who had just pulled the greatest prank of all time.

"You are such a freaking moron!" Nami punched him in the shoulder and stormed off to her room. She would get revenge, and it would be sweet.