(As much I wish I don't own Hetalia or Disney.)

The characters of hetalia found themselves in a theater. They saw a girl with long tied blue hair, brown eyes. She had pirate clothes on and was around 5'6". FoxDemonKing walked onto the stage. "Welcome to the Hetalia sings Disney. This will humiliate you Hetalia characters and provide amusement for me, Maya over there my new oc, and the readers." They immediatly started protesting.

England started yelling, "You evil evil woman. You already have What happened to America and Hetalia truth or dare, now you're torturing us with this crap!" Fox turned to him with a Russia smile, "Iggy! How nice of you to volunteer(England protests). I have the perfect song for you."

With a poof England shows up on stage with the Shadow man's clothes from "Princess and the Frog".

Don't you disrespect me little man

Don't you derogate or deride

Your in my world now, not your world

And I got friends on the other side

He's got friends on the other side

That's an echo gentlemen

Just a little something we have here in Louisiana

Just a little parlor trick don't worry

Sit down at my table, put your mind at ease

If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please

I can read your future, I can change it 'round some too

I look deep into your heart and soul

You do have a soul don't you Lawrence

Make your wildest dreams come true

I've got voodoo, I've got hoodoo(?)

I got stuff I didn't even try

And I got friends on the other side

He's got friend on the other side

The cards, the cards, the cards will tell

The past, the present and the future as well

The cards, the cards, just take three

Take a little trip into your future with me

Now you, young men are from across the sea

You come from two long lines of royalty

I'm a royal myself on my mother's side

Your lifestyle's high but your funds are low

You need to marry a little honey who's daddy got dough

It's the green, it's the green, it's the green you need

And when I look into your future it's the green that I see

On you little man, I don't want wanna waste much time

You've been pushed around all your life

You've been pushed around by your mother

And your sister and your brother

And if you was married you'd be pushed around by your wife

But in your future the you I see

Is exactly the man you always wanted to be

Shake my hand, come on boys

Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand

Yes are you ready

Are you ready

Are you ready

Transformation central

Transformation central

Transformation central

Transformation central

Transformacation central can you feel it

You're changing, you're changing, you're changing alright

And I hope you're satisfied, cause if you ain't don't blame me

You can blame my friend on the otherside

You got what you want

What you want's what you get

Hush

England returned his seat quietly steaming. "Ohonhonhon, Mon cherie you got England perfectly with that song." said a laughing France. Fox finished laughing, "Well considering his magic it was the perfect song. Also France since you're being nice right now I'm gonna leave you alone. Maya despite this being a Hetalia fic you're gonna sing and to your Hetalia crush France." Maya started blushing, tomato red, "Fox you son of a -" *POOF* Maya landed on stage, which right now, that looked like the pound from "Lady and the Tramp"

What a dog

What a dog

He's a tramp

But they love him

Breaks a new heart

Every day

He's a tramp

They adore him

And I only hope he'll stay

That way

He's a tramp

He's a scoundrel

He's a rounder

He's a cad

He's a tramp

But I love him

Yes even I have got it

pretty bad

You can never tell when

He'll show up

He gives you plenty

of trouble

I guess he's just a

no-count pup

But I wish he

Were double

He's a tramp

He's a rover

And there's nothing

More to say

If he's a tramp he's a

Good one

And I wish I could

Travel his way

Wish I could travel

His way

Wish I could travel

His way

Maya was returned to her sit as a blushing mess. Fox cackled, "Whelp that's all for this chapter. Goodbye-zai jian-sayonara." *POOF* Fox was gone.

(Well this went well don't ya think? :D Maya is a ex pirate oc of mine who won't appear in any other Hetalia fanfic. But she will in a possible Supernatural one.

England: Why do you keep torturing us?

FDK: Cause it's fun torturing you guys :D now say it.

England: *Sighs* Review and she'll put the next chapter out faster. *Whispers* Save us from the mad woman.

FDK: I heard that Caterpillar brows! You won't get away from me that easy.)