(As much I wish I don't own Hetalia or Disney.)
The characters of hetalia found themselves in a theater. They saw a girl with long tied blue hair, brown eyes. She had pirate clothes on and was around 5'6". FoxDemonKing walked onto the stage. "Welcome to the Hetalia sings Disney. This will humiliate you Hetalia characters and provide amusement for me, Maya over there my new oc, and the readers." They immediatly started protesting.
England started yelling, "You evil evil woman. You already have What happened to America and Hetalia truth or dare, now you're torturing us with this crap!" Fox turned to him with a Russia smile, "Iggy! How nice of you to volunteer(England protests). I have the perfect song for you."
With a poof England shows up on stage with the Shadow man's clothes from "Princess and the Frog".
Don't you disrespect me little man
Don't you derogate or deride
Your in my world now, not your world
And I got friends on the other side
He's got friends on the other side
That's an echo gentlemen
Just a little something we have here in Louisiana
Just a little parlor trick don't worry
Sit down at my table, put your mind at ease
If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please
I can read your future, I can change it 'round some too
I look deep into your heart and soul
You do have a soul don't you Lawrence
Make your wildest dreams come true
I've got voodoo, I've got hoodoo(?)
I got stuff I didn't even try
And I got friends on the other side
He's got friend on the other side
The cards, the cards, the cards will tell
The past, the present and the future as well
The cards, the cards, just take three
Take a little trip into your future with me
Now you, young men are from across the sea
You come from two long lines of royalty
I'm a royal myself on my mother's side
Your lifestyle's high but your funds are low
You need to marry a little honey who's daddy got dough
It's the green, it's the green, it's the green you need
And when I look into your future it's the green that I see
On you little man, I don't want wanna waste much time
You've been pushed around all your life
You've been pushed around by your mother
And your sister and your brother
And if you was married you'd be pushed around by your wife
But in your future the you I see
Is exactly the man you always wanted to be
Shake my hand, come on boys
Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand
Yes are you ready
Are you ready
Are you ready
Transformation central
Transformation central
Transformation central
Transformation central
Transformacation central can you feel it
You're changing, you're changing, you're changing alright
And I hope you're satisfied, cause if you ain't don't blame me
You can blame my friend on the otherside
You got what you want
What you want's what you get
Hush
England returned his seat quietly steaming. "Ohonhonhon, Mon cherie you got England perfectly with that song." said a laughing France. Fox finished laughing, "Well considering his magic it was the perfect song. Also France since you're being nice right now I'm gonna leave you alone. Maya despite this being a Hetalia fic you're gonna sing and to your Hetalia crush France." Maya started blushing, tomato red, "Fox you son of a -" *POOF* Maya landed on stage, which right now, that looked like the pound from "Lady and the Tramp"
What a dog
What a dog
He's a tramp
But they love him
Breaks a new heart
Every day
He's a tramp
They adore him
And I only hope he'll stay
That way
He's a tramp
He's a scoundrel
He's a rounder
He's a cad
He's a tramp
But I love him
Yes even I have got it
pretty bad
You can never tell when
He'll show up
He gives you plenty
of trouble
I guess he's just a
no-count pup
But I wish he
Were double
He's a tramp
He's a rover
And there's nothing
More to say
If he's a tramp he's a
Good one
And I wish I could
Travel his way
Wish I could travel
His way
Wish I could travel
His way
Maya was returned to her sit as a blushing mess. Fox cackled, "Whelp that's all for this chapter. Goodbye-zai jian-sayonara." *POOF* Fox was gone.
(Well this went well don't ya think? :D Maya is a ex pirate oc of mine who won't appear in any other Hetalia fanfic. But she will in a possible Supernatural one.
England: Why do you keep torturing us?
FDK: Cause it's fun torturing you guys :D now say it.
England: *Sighs* Review and she'll put the next chapter out faster. *Whispers* Save us from the mad woman.
FDK: I heard that Caterpillar brows! You won't get away from me that easy.)
