The very lost pizza delivery guy- A Percy Jackson and the Olympians one-shot
The title says it all. This is a one-shot about the very lost pizza delivery guy that is mentioned in the last Olympian.
As of now this is only a one shot but if I get over 5 reviews by 1st of January 2014 I may post another chapter.
Disclaimer- I do not own PJO, lost pizza delivery guys or pizza.(well I may have a pizza in my freezer, but that's beside the point).
Anyway, on with the story, I hope you enjoy.
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Percy was walking back from the canoe lake, towards his cabin, when he heard shouts coming from the beach.
As far as he could tell the voices or voice was shouting something that sounded suspiciously like "Hello".
As he walked nearer the beach the cries became clearer and he could hear more of what the person- or monster- was saying
"Hello, is anyone here. I have a delivery for 12 Evergreen Road".
Percy paused at the top of the beach, where he could hide behind a tree and see what was happening.
The strange thing was there was nobody there. He wondered whether he should go and find Chiron and tell him that he was hearing things. Before he could make a decision, there was footsteps behind him.
He whirled around and there, standing in front of him was a… A pizza delivery guy.
The part of Percy's brain that actually had some scene told him that this person was just a regular mortal who had somehow found his way through the camps magical borders.
But the other part of Percy's brain, the ADHD part, told him that the pizza gut was a monster and he needed to be taken care of. In other words, kill.
And unfortunately the ADHD part of his brain was bigger and more dominant than the rational part of his brain.
He acted without thinking, clicking the ballpoint pen that was riptide, slicing the pizza delivery guys head off.
Or at least that's what should have happened. The blade just passed right through the mortal, leaving him extremely surprised.
The mortal turned and ran towards the sea, dropping the pizza along the way. The pizza guy threw himself into the water and, quite surprisingly, swam towards the other side of the water. Unfortunately halfway across a gigantic sea monster swallowed the pizza guy whole, and that was the end of him.
Percy retrieved the pizza and took it to the dining pavilion.
He told the events of the afternoon to his friends while they ate the pizza.
When he went to bed that night, Percy was very amused and his dreams were filled with lost pizza delivery guys.
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Ok, so what did you think?
I know the ending was really bad.
Please review.
Sky Calliope
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