Just A Little Oddity
Disclaimer:I don't own DBZ! R/R!
This is just a little twist from when they fight Nappa and Vegeta. I'm bringing Goku back, cause we need someone to have humor in this story.I don't own the Sailor Moon theme either.
Everyone was there. Meaning Vegeta, Nappa, Goku, Tien, Chowsu(sp?), Yamcha , Piccolo, and Gohan. They were all in fighting stances...except Nappa.
"What's wrong with you fool?Stand up and fight!" shouted Vegeta.
"B...b..but..." Nappa stuttered between tears.
"Spit it out already!" shouted Krillin.
"I'm gonna miss Barney!!! And today they were gonna go fishing!" he said, crying the entire time.
Then, Goku also began to cry. "I'm gonna miss Teletubbies....WAAAHHHHH!" he cried, while pounding the ground.
Piccolo then sat down Indian-style and began meditating, figuring they weren't gonna be fighting anythime soon.
Gohan grabbed a paper bag , stuck it over his head, and began meditating while saying: "I'm hoping I'm adopted...."
Meanwhile back with Goku and Nappa.....
Vegeta had joined them and they had their arms around each other crying and singing loudly off key.
"I'm.... gunna miss Friends!" Vegeta squealed. "Then I'll just sing!Fighting evil by moonlight..." he began to sing totally off key.
"Winning love by *hic* daylight.... *never running from a real *hic*-" Nappa sang ,then fell asleep with his mouth hanging open
"-fight, she is the one named Sailor Moon!" Goku finished.
Then Nappa was kicked out of the way and Goku, Vegeta, Tien, Krillin, and Chowsu linked arms and began to sing. "She will never turn her back on a friend ...she is always there to defend.. she is one on whom we depend..."
"Nooooo...I can't stand this song!"Yamcha shouted and jumped in the river.
"She is the one named Sailor....." they continued.
"Sailor Venus!" They shouted pulling Yamcha out of the river making him do a pose, then threw him back in.
"Sailor Mercury!" Gohan said....doing a pose.
"Sailor Mars!"shouted Vegeta, also doing a pose.
"Sailor Jupiter!" they shouted. Piccolo raised an eyebrow.
"Ahem Sailor Jupiter!" Gohan said.
"No! I refuse, you can't make me!" he said with fear in his eyes.
"I'll start!" Gohan said, making his lower lip tremble, and a tear rolled down his cheek.
"Ok ok!" he said and did the pose.
"Fighting evil by moonlight winning love by daylight ..." they sang while Goku and Gohan did the pose thingy.
"With her Sailor -"
"Hey!" Goku shouted.
"With HIS Sailor Scouts to help fight, HE is the one named Sailor Moon! HE is the one named Sailor Moon! HE is the one...Sailor-"Before they could get the last word out..they all passed out.
THE END!
Sailor Moon Theme
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Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning love by daylight
Never running from a real fight
She is the one named Sailor Moon
She will never turn her back on a friend
She is always there to defend
She is the one on whom we depend
She is the one named Sailor Moon
Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning love by daylight
With her Sailor Scouts to help fight
She is the one named Sailor Moon
She is the one named Sailor Moon
She is the one..
Sailor Moon!
