A/N This is my first multi chapter fic. It will start as Creddie and there might be some Creddie later on. Just bear with me. There's a reason I put this in the Seddie category. I'm thinking this will be around 5 chapters but that might change slightly. In this fic the bacon conversation didn't go as well as it did in the show.

Sam's POV

Ugh. This is disgusting. Carly and Freddie are kissing again. I don't why I don't like it but I don't. I tried to explain to Freddie that Carly didn't really love him but he didn't believe me. It went something like this:

"Yeah, savor it."

"Savor what?"

"The love. The Carly love."

"Jealous?"

"Gross!"

"Then what's your problem?"

"Not my problem, yours."

"Wait."

"Go to class crutchy."

"What problem do I have?"

"Want the truth?"

"Let's hear it."

"Remember two years ago when I dated that guy Eric Moseby? Kid with the big nose?"

"Sure Nosby Moseby."

"Uh huh .And remember how he tried to get me to be his girlfriend for like six months and I kept saying get away from me or I'll kill you? And then he bought me a subscription to the bacons of the world club and boom I thought I was in love with the guy?"

"I'm listening."

"I wasn't in love with him. I was in love with the foreign bacon that kept showing up at my door every month. Like a beautiful greasy dream."

"Uh, I doubt that bacon could make you think you're in love with someone."

"You ever had Bolivian bacon?

"No."

"It changes you."

"Well I didn't buy Carly any foreign bacon. I saved her life."

"And that's Carly's bacon. She's not in love with you she's in love with what you did."

"You just can't stand the idea of Carly and me as a couple."

"Very true it makes me wanna puke up blood. But still, what I said is true. And you know it."

"You're lying! You just can't stand the idea of me being happy. You're always out to make me miserable and it won't work this time."

"But—"

"But nothing. I'm going to class."

I admit that I like Freddie and I'm jealous of Carly. I really wanted them broken up. But I also knew Carly probably didn't have feelings for Freddie. I really meant what I said about the bacon thing. That wasn't just a tactic. With Freddie not listening to me I decided to wait it out. I knew it couldn't last. Little did I know "Creddie" would become intolerable very quickly.

A few days after I tried to explain to Freddie he was just bacon it was time for iCarly. I walked into Carly's apartment and Spencer was making a sculpture of a barbeque. Don't ask.

"Hey Sam. Carly and Freddie are up in the studio already."

"Thanks Spencer."

I grabbed some ham from the fridge before trudging up the stairs and finding Carly making out with Freddie. I lost my appetite.

"Ew. Get a room."

They pulled apart.

"Sam!" Carly said in a motherly tone.

"Don't you guys do anything together besides make out? Like go on dates? Or talk? Something besides making me want to vomit?"

"Umm." The said together, clearly trying to think of something they've done as a couple besides make out.

"We're going to dinner tonight." Carly told me.

I knew she just made that up. Mama knows when Carly's lying. But I didn't say anything.

"Yeah, we're going after iCarly. I just have to do something in apartment first."

Great. I just created a date for them. We did iCarly then Freddie went home to do whatever he did. The thought of Carly and Freddie going on a date made me sick. That's when I decided I was going to break them up somehow. Then maybe I would have a shot. But even if I didn't it would be worth it. I just had to make sure that they didn't have feelings for each other. I was pretty sure they didn't but I had to be sure. When Freddie was at his apartment getting ready for the date, I decided to ask Carly about the true nature of her relationship with Freddie.

"So Carly, do you really love Freddie?"

"You want to be completely honest?"

"Yes."

"Not really." She admitted.

"Do you think he loves you?"

"To be honest I don't. I think anything he feels for me is just what's left of the crush he had on me. At this point him having a crush on me feels like he's doing it out of the force of habit. All we really do is kiss."

"So do have any feelings for him?"

"Nope. We're basically just make out buddies."

"I thought you were actually dating."

"We are officially. But in effect we're just make out buddies. We don't do anything except kiss. Even that's not great. It's just okay. The only reason we're going on a date tonight is because we want to prove that we really are dating. It's really just a show. It won't change anything."

"Then why don't you guys break up?"

"It's easier than going through a breakup. Even if I don't love the way things are, it's still not horrible."

Freddie came back to get Carly, and off they went. I decided to watch the Girly Cow movie. When that was over I left Bushwell Plaza, went around the side of the building to the fire escapes and climbed 8 stories. Yep. I was going back where me and Freddie first kissed. I got to the fire escape and sat on the chair out there. I sighed. Ever since me and Freddie had our first kiss things between us changed, if only gradually. We had actually become pretty good friends which is why it hurt so much that he thought I was just trying to ruin his life. I looked at my phone and I saw that Carly and Freddie would be back any minute. I got up but as soon as I did a shooting star streaked across the sky. I saw all the Disney movies about wishing upon a star. Even though I thought they weren't real, I figured I had nothing to lose.

"I wish I had a chance to date Freddie. I want him to see the real me and not the façade I put up."

I climbed down the fire escape and headed home.

A/N That's the first chapter. Like I said there will probably be around five chapters. I plan to upload one chapter a week, on Fridays. Now I have to go do 4 weeks of reading for school in 3 days because I have a test on Monday.