Chapter 1

A/N: I decided to do this because of a drawing I found on the Internet a few months ago. I hope you laugh out loud and enjoy every bit of it.

Percy: I have a bad feeling about this.

Me: You should, it's full of bad feelings and horrible humor.

Annabeth: Why do I have the feeling that I have a big role to play in this?

Me: Rachael, stop giving them hints!

Rachael: Sorry

Me: No you're not.

Disclaimer: I don't own PJO or HoO


3rd POV:

It was a beautiful summer day in Long Island. A cool summer breeze welcomed all travelers who enjoyed the lovely island. Even in the Olympian world, demigods and dryads were enjoying the lovely afternoon. Strawberries were cooking in the fields, Chiron was peacefully taking a nap in the Big House, and demigods were enjoying their week off of training. Ever since the end of the Titan War, and the peace treaty with the Roman camp, monsters rarely caused a problem.

All this lazy downtime was nothing to the Hero of Olympus, Percy Jackson. You'd think that the son of Poseidon would be relaxing or taking a nap in his cabin. Maybe even taking a swim with his girlfriend, but that was the exact opposite. Instead of relaxing with her, he was running from her.

"PERSEUS JACKSON!"

Percy knew when to run. He knew when Beckendorf blew up the Princess Andromeda. He knew when to run when Kronos rose for the first time in 3,000 years. He even knows when to run when Annabeth gets mad at him.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

Percy was running for his life through the camp. He dodged campers and dryads and nymphs of all sorts. Travis and Connor were watching from the roof of the Hermes cabin. "Can't we talk about this?" he asked as he was running.

Annabeth's eyes were full of anger as she chased her Seaweed Brain around camp. She had her knife drawn and a rope thrown over her shoulder. Chiron was walking out of the Big House when Percy flew by. "My gods, what's going on?!"

Annabeth didn't slow down as she ran past her mentor. "Annabeth, what in Hades is going on?!"

Still no response. The couple ran around the Hephaestus cabin, which was as busy as ever. They also ran past the empty Artemis cabin and the Demeter cabin. Percy took a quick U-turn around the Hera cabin, and bolted for the male cabins. Annabeth was not too far behind. Percy was getting tired from running around camp, so he had no choice but to dash to the Hades cabin. Nico was visiting from the Underworld, so he was in his cabin, Percy hoped.

He sprinted toward the dark cabin that belonged to Hades' only child. Just in time, Nico opened the door with a paintball gun in his hands. When he saw Percy running toward him, he waved. "Perce, what are you—"

"No time to talk! Running for my life!" he yelled.

He flew past Nico, and slammed the door of the Hades cabin. The sound of the locks was replaced from cursing from Annabeth as she pounded at the door. "You can't hide in there forever! I built this cabin, remember?!"

No response. Annabeth turned to Nico, whose face was plastered with confusion. "What's going on?" he asked.

"Percy stole Daedalus' laptop and I want it back!" she yelled. "He refuses to tell me where it is, and he keeps trying to lie to me by saying that he didn't steal it."

"Well, maybe he didn't steal it. Maybe you misplaced it," Nico said.

"I don't misplace anything!"

Nico backed away. "Well, I'm innocent of everything. I barely got here, and I found this paintball gun on my bed. Either someone is playing a joke on me, or I forgot I played," he said.

Annabeth rolled her eyes, and pounded at the door. "You'll have to come out sometime!"

Nico chuckled. "Oh, there's Percy now," he said.

He pointed at the Poseidon cabin, and there was the son of Poseidon trying to sneak into the window. Annabeth's face turned red as she dashed toward him. "JACKSON!"

He stopped, and looked in Annabeth's direction. With speed of lightning, he dashed off, completely forgetting his chance at escape. He dashed toward the beach, and that's when Annabeth put her strength into her sprint. She was a fast runner. She chased the Stolls when they stole from personal belongings from her. They were in the infirmary for days before they could walk.

Percy finally slowed down at the pier, and that's when Annabeth finally caught up to him. Before she could grab him, Percy jumped and flew into the water.

Annabeth stamped her foot on the wood of the pier. "JACKSON! I KNOW YOU'RE DOWN THERE!" she screamed. "You have to come out sometime!"

No response. Annabeth growled and paced the pier. She leaned over the pier and stared into the water. "I'm going to count to 3, and I want you out here! 1… 2…!"

Before she could say 3, Percy popped up, and gave her a quick kiss on the lips. "3," he said. Then he sank back into the water.

Annabeth turned red, from both the kiss and her anger. No matter how long she was his girlfriend, she could never get used to him kissing her. Finally, she focused and screamed "JACKSON!"

She sighed in frustration, and stomped away from the water. Almost half of the camp was standing right at the shore, completely confused. Annabeth looked at all of them, and smiled. "First person to get me Seaweed Brain will win 20 gold drachmas," she said.

Almost everyone's eyes shinned. Clarisse had a wicked smile on her face. The Stolls were conversing about the bag of gold drachmas she had somewhere in camp. Leo and Piper were already conversing with their cabins about the plot. Chiron just sighed as he knew that the camp would be turned upside down.

"I don't care how you get him out, I just want him out here," Annabeth said.

She stomped away from the beach, and toward her cabin. She opened the door, and slammed it shut.


A/N: Let me know what you think about it. It's one of many substories that I will make, and I will try to focus on the lives of demigods, and they probably won't include any quests or prophecies until I finish Operation: Pothena and Back in time. Go to my profile if you want to know more.

Percy: Crap! Now I have a bounty on my head.

Me: Think about it like this, you will have more fun than they will. This is not a twoshot, so it will have at least 8-10 chapters.

Percy: Still not used to my life being a storybook series

Me: The mortals love you guys. Anyway, please review.

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