Yah, I made this. Hahaha! I'm so cool! XD


Once upon a time, in a far away planet-

Screw that, it happened in the country of 'MURRICA.

FUCK YEAH.

So, anyways, America sat there.

And sat there.

And sat there.

And sat there.

Sittin' like Bob Dylan.

And he was...AMAZING.

*le gasp*

Naw, it was totally obvious the amazing America was sitting there. I mean, come on. It's an alliteration. It has to be legit, right?

So, anyways, he was sitting there in his amazing clothes, his awesome glasses, and his breath-takinghair. Mmm yeah, his hair was uber hot and amazing. Yep.

So, anyways, he was awesome.

The end.

OH, AND CANADA WAS THERE, TOO. But, he wasn't cool at all.

In fact, he sucked.

Yep.

Just kidding. He was cool.

But, not as cool as America, of course.

Oh! And Prussia was somewhere pissing himself.

And Germany was fucking Romano and Italy.

THE END


IT WAS SO AMAZING ASDFGHJKL.