Note: I'd rather you did not read this, you have been warned. It is utter crapola.

~Prologue~

If you liked something, then that something would always like you back. That is how Sierra lived.

The first ANYTHING she had liked always liked her too.

Like her stuffed gorilla-bunny named Johnny.

Like her mom, and her dad.

Like her best friend, Jennifer Anne Zoe Jay, or her first boyfriend, Joey Jackson.

Unlike her celebrity crush, Cody Anderson. He didn't know her favourite colour. He didn't know her lucky number. He didn't know any of her secrets. He didn't even know she existed! But she did. She knew everything about him. Everything.

Except, y'know, why he liked that stupid icky goth-y person- no, thing- Gwen.

Sierra wasn't exactly ticked off, but she wasn't happy. Everyone in her town could tell when she was, because then came the Moping Times.