This will be very short. THERE IS A MODIFIED HAIL MARY AND OUR FATHER IN THIS! BE WARNED!
Naruto Uzumaki. The saddest person you will ever see. If you pay attention to him.
"Someone, help me!" Naruto ran and ran until he came to a dead end. "Well it's about time. Time to die, demon." The beating began. Every punch, kick, stab, and cut hurt more that the last. Until he was just a bloody mess on the ground. "At least they haven't found my special place yet." A turn here, and a turn there, one mile into training ground 7, and one left turn through some bushes and he was there. He found his little cave where is faxes made their little den. "Good to see you guys. I hope I wasn't gone too long. :)" they yipped. He tapped the dad fox's shoulder and said, "Tag, you're it! :)"
And what a fun time that was. He never noticed the two unknown kunoichi who looked agree at him. And low and behold. "He, Pervert, stop right there." It came from Yugao. "Guys run and hide now!" If they were civilians, it would have worked. But they sensed their chakra, and killed them right there while he watched helplessly as they died. "Noooooooooooo!. You just took away the only thing I care about. And because of that, I have nothing left to fear. Not even death." He summoned two shadow clones. And they went through the summon jutsu hand signs. boar, dog, bird, monkey, ram, over and over again. Right at the beginning, he started praying. (Shadow clone#1)"Lady kami, full of grace, heaven is with the, blessed art thou among beings, and blessed in your creation of mankind. Lady Kami, forgive us our sins and bring us peace in the life after death. For you are the embodiment of light and good. " Kurenai and yugao thought he was just going crazy. What they didn't realize, is that he was summon the entities that everyone fears. (shadow clone #2)"Lord Yami. King of demons and sins, slayer of rouges, creator of animals, creator of greed, and creator of free will, pray on these weaknesses of mankind to make yourself more powerful. For you are the being of hated and darkness." Naruto and his clones were still doing the summoning hand signs over and over again. (Real Naruto) "Lord Shinigami: King of hell, prince of darkness, creator of hell, shiki fujin, and embodiment of evil. And therefor I pray, COURT OF THE GODS!"
Kami appeared behind shadow clone number 1, Yami behind shadow clone number 2, and the Shinigami behind the original. (Kami)"What do you need Naruto?" Kami asked in a sweet voice. (yami) What do you want, mortal!?" Said Yami but in a demonic but not angry voice. Mostly irritated. (Shinigami)"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kil you now!" Kurenai and yugao paled at this sight. The average pervert could be delth with easily, but these were gods. (Naruto) Hail, holy Queen(Kami in this story), I ask you spare all of the ninjas in this village except for these two. Almighty Yami, I ask that you judge these civilinas and send them to the Shinigami if guilty. And finally, Lord Shinigami: King of hell, prince of darkness, creator of hell, shiki fujin, and embodiment of evil.I ask that you take away the guilty and lock them away in hell never to be resurrected. And those innocent may die of natural causes and permanently locked in Heaven. Eternally in paradise.
"Saved" "Guilty" "Banished and locked away."
And that was the last everyone saw, of Naruto, and the entire civilian population of the Village Hidden in the Leaves.
