Hiya people who stumbled upon this spoof out of pure chance, I'm Shadows of a Weeping Willow, or Shadowwillow/ Shadow. Some of you guys may know me from Warrior Forums, but most likely not. Anyways, I was pretty upset that Let's Torture Warriors pretty much stopped, so I decided to use what little writing knowledge and stiff humor I have to try and write one myself! Review and rate if you want, not that this comment would make any more of you readers review any more
(AN: I revised it again so you guys may be a little happier with the grammar and "descriptiveness")
A large banner falls from the sky, and camera follows its descent. Three cats can be seen in the background, scurrying around, carrying boxes labeled " Fragile." Banner finally ends its descent, and lands on the two cats, resulting in a crash, girly scream, and a stifled laugh from a camera cat
A jet black cat with green eyes: Hawkheart! I thought that the banner would be delivered when the camera starts rolling! Why did it fall from the sky?
A light red tabby with amber eyes: (who screamed) I did, Shadowwing! And it was supposed to look cool when it was delivered, so I told the banner company to drop it like that.
Shadowwing: You're hopeless Hawky! (examines the banner, and notices that it says "spoof warriors a for name cheesy extremely insert" on it) They even delivered it with the words backwards!
Hawkheart: I told them to do that too (he grins, showing off his pointy teeth to her)
Shadowwing: (groans, then turns to a gray tabby with white eyes) Songpaw! Give our little Hawky a lesson will you?
Songpaw: (grins devilishly and looks up from his work. Suddenly he notices that the camera is on) Sure thing, but the audience can see everything. (points a paw at the camera)
Shadowwing: (facepaws) Right! So um…. Welcome to….! Drumroll please!
Hawkheart: (rolls eyes the pulls out a drum from a box, despite its tattered and brokenness) Ok… (rolls drum down the hill)
Shadowwing: Insertextremelycheesynameforawarriorsspoofhere! Also known as IECNFAWS! Yay!
Hawkheart: (rolls eyes again) Or you can just call it Insert.
Shadowwing: As you can tell from the authors note—
Hawkwing: Le gasp! Shadow broke the fourth wall!
Shadowwing: - this will be a spoof modeled after the inspiration of Lets Torture Warriors, but we will be doing something different.
Hawkwing: (returns to serious tone) At the end of each spoofy epicsode, we will be including a special short story that you fans suggest! Also, you guys can suggest dare ideas too.
Shadowwing: So, if you guys have any ideas for dares, please feel free to ask. So… Hawkwing? Shall we go into the studio? We'll start with the first story.
And so, the Insert cast walk back into the studio. THE END!
Shadowwing: Shut up Tigerpaw! We don't need a darn narrator! Just read the stupid story!
Ok! Ok! Geez…
Enjoy the story!
Rusty yawned, and stretched, putting one forepaw in front of the other, and let his senses search for anything suspicious. Despite being a small kit, Rusty's senses were far beyond his age, or so he thought. An undetected shadow loomed over him; he slowly turned around, shrinking into his fur. From the corner of his eye, he knew what the monster was. It was his worst nightmare.
The monster's lips curled up slightly, and advanced towards Rusty. He knew what to do.
"Mommy! Princess is bullying me again!" Rusty wailed, and sprinted into his mother's bed.
"I was not bullying you!" Princess retorted.
"Was too!"
"Was not!"
"Was too!"
And so, the battle of the siblings continued, until their mother had enough.
"Rusty! Princess! Be nice to each other!" their mother snarled.
Rusty fell out of his mother's bed with a "thunk!" and Princess blinked. This was the first time their mother lost her temper after witnessing one of their hundred daily acts.
The siblings quickly apologized, and the mother smiled. "Go along kits. This may be one of the last times you will be together."
Rusty blinked, and then turned to Princess. She did likewise. They asked for further explanation.
"It doesn't matter for now. You'll find out soon. Just remember, the two of you are connected by blood. Even if you guys someday will be on the opposite side of the world, never forget those that are close to you.
Firestar softly smiled. Even after his death, Firestar knew that he would never forget those who were still on Earth, and will watch over them for the rest of eternity.
Cheesy and horribly written, right? I just need to upload something; otherwise I will feel like a sort of noob :P Please suggest dares and short stories!
Thanks!
