(A/N)

Me: Ha! Surprise! I got bored. Listened to an Awesome song by Michael Buble called Haven't Met You Yet, listen to it, love it. And you'll see how it goes. Now read this song-fic and enjoy, since this is my Christmas Present to all of you!

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(Duncan's POV)

I'm Not Surprised

Not Everything Lasts

I pulled my car up at the store, finally out of my rut apartment and into the world. Buying drinks, food, and other crap.

I walked into the grocery store being stared at people. I went to get a cart when an employee looked at me worriedly.

"Hey, your Duncan from Total Drama Island!" she squealed as she was packing up the carts into a row.

I nodded and took a cart. "Afraid so."

"I just love love loved that show! EEEK!" she squealed once more as she took another cart and place it in the row. She looked at me as I began to walk away. "Are you okay?"

I slowly turned my head to look at her. "Peachy Clean." I replied when really I wasn't.

Total Drama Island Season Finale ended 6 years ago… Surely I was happy that that crap was actually done. Even though I told myself about millions of times I would never miss that crummy camp of a show. I did. I made friends, possibly my only friends since my whole life was always in juvie. I pranked. I loved. I lost.

I did meet up with some old Total Drama people and dated a phew. Gwen, Lindsay. And currently Heather is my girl. Sure, I dated some people who weren't in the season. But I all got dumped. I don't know why. Why wasn't I feeling good? I couldn't put my finger on it.

I've Broken My Heart So Many Times,

I Stop Keeping Track.

My phone vibrated as I picked it up. The caller I.D said Heather. I sighed deeply and clicked the answer button.

"Yes dear…?" I asked.

"Duncan you lazy slacker where are you?!"

"At the store, I left a note on the counter!"

"You did no such thing!"

"Did so, now stop yelling, your going to kill me ear!"

"I'LL STOP YELLING IF YOU ACTUALLY LISTEN TO ME ONCE YOU CRETIN!"

"Seriously, if you were much of a pain I wouldn't let you stay at my house!"

"Oh so now you don't want me in your house?! I WOULDN'T EVEN CALL IT A DAMN HOUSE, IT'S FILFTHY, IT'S HORRID!"

"It's my home!"

"Well not any more! I'm not paying a cent for you! So you can pay your damn own rent!"

My eyes widened at her response.

"Dammit Heather, no, don't leave…" I pleaded.

There was a silence at the other end. "Hah! You couldn't live without MY HELP! Well you know what? I'm already packing my stuff. Goodbye." She replied as she hung up.

I sighed and cursed under my breathes, making people stare at me.

A man came near me and placed a hand on my shoulder. "Sir, are you okay?"

I looked up and I faked smiled. "Better then okay!" I slyly lied as I pushed my cart to the next aisle.

Talk Myself in,

I Talk Myself Out

I Get All Worked Up

And Then I Let Myself Down.

'Don't worry Duncan you can find a better girl then her.' I said to myself, yeah. She wasn't worth it, I can find someone way better then her. I could finally get a decent job instead of spoiling that bitch, find a nice home, get married and have kids and become a happy family… Yes… that sounds brilliant.

'But, that bitch was rich! She was a rich bitch, and now I don't have money to pay the rent, I'm going broke and now, and who would want to hire me? Who would want to marry me?' replied my inner voice.

I Tried So Hard Not To Loose It

I Came Up With A Million Excuses

I Thought I Thought Of Every Possibility

I pulled my hair, and fussed as I threw a cereal box in the cart. A woman came up to me and asked. "Are you okay?" for the third time today.

I smiled innocently once more. "I'm fine, no need to worry miss."

And I strolled my cart down the electronics.

Videos, movies, games, phones. What more can this store have? I looked around and saw a very special video box on the shelf.

Oh Shit.

I cursed to myself as I held the box in my hands that read, "Total Drama Island, Season 1"

A boy, about 12, came up to me and smirked. "Hey, your that guy in the T.V show!" he said as he looked at me amused.

I looked down at the tramp and smirked. "yeah."

"Your so cool! You did all those pranks! The challenges was wicked! And you even tried to killed the Psycho Killer with a Chainsaw and a Hook!!!" he started as I nodded at the excited teen. "Most importantly, you got all the hot babes clinging on to you for mercy! Hah! The idiot, the goth, the queen, and even the prep!" he said.

The idiot, Lindsay, of course. The goth, Gwen. Yeah… The Queen, Heather, who recently dumped me again, truly. The prep…

"Courtney." I whispered.

"Come on honey, I told you not to wonder off like that!" yelled a scared mother taking away the teen. She looked at my dull expression and came back. "Are you okay mister?"

I didn't say a word. I just walked out of the aisle and put the DVD back on the shelf.

Courtney, Courtney, Courtney. I knew something was missing, or… someone. Surely she'll take me back! We were a couple for crying out loud. She didn't dump me she thought I was sexy.

And I know Someday That It'll All Turn Out

You'll Make Me Work So We Can Work To Work It Out

And I Promise You Kid That I'll Give So Much More Than I get…

I Just Haven't Met You Yet…

Mmmm….

I'll find her. The only bad thing was, I didn't catch her number at the reunion. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit.

I Might Have To Wait

I'll Never Give Up

I took out my phone. Hoping for a god damn miracle. I clicked my contacts and scrolled down the names in the TDI slot.

Geoff….

DJ….

Heather…

Gwen…

Lindsay…

Trent…

Tyler…

Even god freakin Harold!! Yet no Courtney…

My phone rang. The Caller I.D said, Geoff. I clicked the answer button.

"Hey." I said.

"Whats up bro man! Hey listen, can you buy some diapers or somethin'?"

"Why? Did you guys ran out for the baby?" I asked. Geoff and Bridgette had a baby, They got married at a very early age. 20 to be exact. And presto! Baby Bridgette and Geoff born!

"Yeah man. And milk maybe even? Pacifiers?" he asked pleadingly.

"Sure thing dude." I replied.

"Cool bro, I owe you one man!" he replied.

"Nah it's ok----…. Wait. Who's numbers do you have for Total Drama Series?" I asked.

There was a brief pause. "Why?"

"Just, you know… reunion party…?"

"A PARTY?! For reals? I'll bring the pop! And the food man! When is it dude!?"

I sighed. "Geoff focus! Were off topic."

"…Right. Lemme see."

Geoff was gone, probably getting a phone book or something.

I heard crying in the back round. Then the phone was picked up.

"Hey is this Duncan?" asked Bridgette as she picked up the phone.

"The one and only." I replied.

"How are you? How's you and the evil mistress?" she asked.

"…..She's gone."

"……What….? Did she die!? I mean, what happened…?" asked Bridgette.

I let out a chuckle and sighed. "She dumped me."

"Duncan this must be hard for you. 13 break ups this month…"

"Yeah."

"Oh, here's Geoff." she said as she gave the phone to Geoff.

"Okay man, let's see." Exclaimed Geoff as I heard the ruffling sound of the flips of the book.

I Guess It's Half Timing

And The Other Half's Luck

Wherever You Are

Whenever It's Right

You Come Out Of Nowhere And Into My Life

"I got Harold… Deej', Chris… Hah! Can you believe that? I don't even know I had his number? Can you believe that babe?" asked Geoff to Bridgette also.

"Yeah, that's great." I replied.

Come on Geoff… just one measly number and I'm home free…. Come on…. If I just had her number…. We could meet up…. Catch up….

And I Know That We Can Be So Amazing

And Baby Your Love Is Gonna Change Me

And Now I can See Every Possibility….

Mmmm….

And Somehow I know That It Will All Turn Out

And You'll Make Me Work So We Can Work To Work It Out

And I Promise You Kid I'll Give So Much More Than I Get…

I Just Haven't Met You Yet

"Bridgette, of course. Beth and Lind's too! Oh and that nerd Harold remember?" said Geoff.

"Mhmm. Yeah."

Come on Geoff…

They Say All's Fair

And In Love And War

But I Won't Need To Fight It

We'll Get It Right

And We'll Be United

(Trumpet Solo, LOL!)

"Hah! I can't believe his name is Harold Norbert Cheever Doris McGrady the Fifth! Hah! Doris!" said Geoff

"Haha yeah Geoff very funny, now come on!"

"Sheesh, have a cow dude! Okay uh, Ezekiel, got him man… Katie and Sadie. Oh man, there annoying… Gwen and Trent. Cute couple…"

I sighed. "Go on…"

"Hah Tyler! Got him. Eva… who knew she actually had a phone? Hey why won't we prank call her!"

"Geoff!"

"Sorry man… uh… Noah… did I say that? Cody… yeah… Oh man Owen! Love that big loaf!"

"Me too, now come on!"

And I Know That We Can Be So Amazing
And Being In Your Life Is Gonna Change Me
And Now I Can See Every Single Possibility

Mmmm .....

And Someday I Know It'll All Turn Out
And I'll Work To Work It Out
Promise You Kid I'll Give More Than I Get
Than I Get Than I Get Than I Get

"Izzy and LeShawna… Oh hey look man…." He started.

Yes… come on….

Oh You Know It'll All Turn Out
And You'll Make Me Work So We Can Work To Work It Out
And I Promise You Kid To Give So Much More Than I Get
Yeah I Just Haven't Met You Yet

I Just Haven't Met You Yet
Oh Promise You Kid
To Give So Much More Than I Get

"Hah! I have Chef Hatchet bro!" he finished.

"Dammit Geoff! For crying out loud!!" I replied banging my cell phone on a carton of milk.

A lady came to me and tapped me on my shoulder. "Sir… are you okay?"

"Jesus Christ man! What do you want?!" asked Geoff on the other line.

I didn't face her. "Never better."

"Oh… okay then, cause it seems that an ogre like you would obviously get confused." She replied.

I Said Love Love Love Love Love Love Love .....
I Just Haven't Met You Yet
Love Love Love .....

Ogre…. I turned my head. Seeing the brunette walking away. Head held high in a business suit. The hair, the legs, the body, tone of voice?

"Princess?"

She turned her head smirking.

"You still there man? Hello? Helllloooo?" Geoff said on the other line.

I Just Haven't Met You Yet…

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(A/N)

Me: Well now I don't know what to do, this probably sucked. Should I continue? Should I leave it as it is? Is this good? Is this horrible? Did this suck? Tell me please by reviewing! Thank you! And have a jolly Christmas!