Disclaimer: I've never owned THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E., just write about the show for fun and enjoyment, never for any money. It was the best spy show on tv, ever!

A quick intro to MFU for those who may not have watched it in the 1960's. Great show! (For U.N.C.L.E. newbies: CEA = Chief Enforcement Agent.) I kindly thank Avirra for the idea for the last line, grin!

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U.N.C.L.E. is the place to work,
If you think a THRUSHIE is a jerk.
Your mission is "Protect the world,"
Even when bullets at you are hurled.

You've been to an awesome spy school,
Taught to fight and shoot and still be cool.
Making big bombs is always so much fun,
Illya loves to destroy many things with one!

Mr. Waverly is U.N.C.L.E.'s boss,
He's quite experienced, of course.
He's faced lots of danger and crime,
He fought so many while in his prime.

Napoleon Solo is the CEA,
He works so hard every night and day.
Illya Kuryakin is his right-hand man,
Best Russian spy in American land.

April Dancer is a very fine spy
Partner Mark Slate's easy on the eye,
Together they work most diligently,
To see none of the bad guys gets away free!

They enter their office in a secretive way,
A presser in a dry cleaner lets out some spray.
Everyone wears a number badge, it's true,
Or alarms go off and you'll be black and blue.

Napoleon's a fantastic ladies' man,
He has heartthrobs in most every land.
He works hard at tradecraft every day,
After work he loves to relax and play.

U.N.C.L.E. tries to save good folks,
Information they need to coax,
From victims who are scared to death,
They think each one is their very last breath!

They can't succeed
In every mission,
Among their agents
There's some attrition.

The fight goes on
Year after year,
So we must thank,
U.N.C.L.E.'s agents, let's cheer!

Around the world these agents go,
To ensure that bad guys
Shall always eat CROW!