Hey! It's Aki. This is an EruxMusashi fanfiction. Yes, it IS a crack pairing, but there is possible reasoning behind it, I swear! I hope you take the time to read it, even if it is just to see how stupid it is. I have been wanting to write about this for a while, and this idea was based off something me and my sister role played. I do not own any of the characters, they belong to Peach Pit, who made Shugo Chara. Enjoy!

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The Talk Of The Birds, the Bees, And Chara Boys (They Can All Fly)

Eru would have had a lonely time filling in as Amu's chara if it wasn't for Miki. Eru liked Miki, and if she would have anyone's company, it was her's. Miki was the only chara that seemed to feel love, and talk about it openly. Eru loved to hear about her relish upon all things love related, and dribble over anything she saw of her arrogant men Kiseki, Yoru, Daichi, and anyone else she found somewhat attractive.

Miki liked Eru, too. Eru was the only one who could listen to her ramblings and pay attention, and even be interested. Of course, as a love chara, this was expected of Eru. Still, Miki finally had someone to talk to about her feelings. Ran didn't have a long enough attention span, neither did Su, and Amu…. Well, she had her own feelings to deal with. She didn't need to hear about Miki's.

So, the two charas were having the same talk they had almost every night. Miki would explained how she felt about them, how great it was, her dreams at night, how she saw them, and Eru would put in her two cents, all the while asking questions and making Miki elaborate on the littlest details. So of course, they didn't notice Iru sneaking in through the window of Amu's house, tucking away the badly drawn map Yoru had made her and stealthily creeping behind the two. It had been such a long, long time since she had seen her sister, and she just wanted to see her again…. And give her a good kick in the jaw for old time's sake. Eru had, oddly, made her worry to bits when she had suddenly disappeared, and she deserved the hardest kick of all. Flying upward, she pointed her toe downward, but stopped when she heard Eru's voice.

"Miki, can I tell you a secret?" At those words, a large toothy grin crept along Iru's face, and she retreated into the shadows once more.

"Um, sure Eru. What is it?" Miki looked curiously at Eru. Usually, Miki would yack while she while Eru lay, spell bound, only making comments. She had never gotten a chance to really talk about herself. Miki leaned back, letting her friend get her chance to talk.

"Well, um…. You can't tell anyone, okay!?!"

"Yes, I won't tell anyone! Now, what is it?" Eru leaned closer to Miki.

"Well," she said only slightly quieter, her loud voice not used to whispering, "Um…. Well, you see….." Iru urged Eru to hurry up in her mind. "I'm so ashamed of myself!"

"Why, Eru?"

"Well, as a love chara….. Oh, I hate saying this out loud! I'm actually not in love with anyone! It's horrible! As a love chara, how can I give advice on love if I've never felt it myself?" Miki patted her friend on the back, while Iru giggled quietly to herself. Of course, her sister never would have trusted her with her deepest secrets. Yet, Iru was feeling nice today…

"Hey sis! I have to all your problems!" At saying this, Iru rushed from her hiding place and ran over, grabbing Eru and rubbing her blond head.

"I-Iru?!? Why are you here?" Eru's features were completely shocked, and if she had her eyes open they would be wide in fear.

"Me? Well, I came to see you of course! And since I just happened to hear about your little predicament, I'm deciding to let you hear my wonderful idea, you lucky duck! Yes, I'm feeling helpful today, so I'm deciding to help you. What do you say?"

"Release me at once!" Iru immediately dropped her sister flat on her face. Eru rubbed her head gently while Miki had watched in silence, up until now.

"So, Iru, what's your idea?" Iru turned her gaze at the blue-headed one, then starting laughing.

"Well, you see," Iru started to quiet down, sitting between the two buddies and lowering her voice to a whisper, "The answer is obviously Musashi!"

Miki and Eru stared at her silently, both raising their eyebrows and looking at her ridiculously.

"What? You don't see the genius in it? You really do need my help!" Iru snickered to herself as she slowly shook her head. "Okay sis, name the attributes of your dream guy." Eru scoffed at the fact that the Iru she knew would never use a wod as large and complicated as 'attributes' but decided to trust her sister just this once.

"Um, let's see…. Brave, courageous, handsome, strong, and has a strong sense of justice." Iru nodded slightly.

"See? It's Musashi!" The two charas once again stared at her incredulously. "Gesh, you people! Musashi is brave! Musashi is courageous! Musashi is pretty handsome, when you get over the fact he kind of looks like a girl! He was made of the dreams to be a strong, justice-filled samurai, who would follow the correct path and save the damsel in distress! Plus," Iru stated wickedly, "He's the perfect challenge. He HATES girls.(1) Loathes them. Therefore, Eru would have to try long and hard to be at his side, but if she succeeded, Musashi isn't one to let someone good. It's probably against his self conduct to break a girl's heart. He needs to learn to open up, and embrace love he will never let in because he hates girls…… And we know just the person to help him." Miki and Iru looked toward Eru.

"She has a point, Eru."

"Yeah, Eru, I have a point." Eru looked at them with fearful expressions.

"B-but I don't love him! I can't just choose a guy and say I have feelings for him! Love doesn't work like that!"

"Then," Miki started, "Just get to know him. He's your dream guy. So, you can at least make him your friend, and show him girls aren't…. Whatever he thinks we are."

"Inferior, stupid, weak, puny, love sick, emotion clouded-"

"SHAD UP!" (2) Iru stopped and both her and the artist placed their attention back to her. "I'll do it, okay! I'll…. Start talking to Musashi." There were a few seconds of silence before all three of them started laughing for no reason.

"Hey, it's night already! You two get to bed!"

"Yeah, we need to sleep!!!!!!!"

"Will you please quiet down, desu?" There was silence again. Iru flew out the window, as Miki and Eru got in their eggs and said good night to Amu, Ran, and Su.

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(1) In Shugo Chara book 4, the book where Kairi first comes in, on Musashi's profile it states that he loathes girls.

(2) Don't you love it when she says shut up? I always hear 'SHAD UP!'

See, that wasn't as stupid as you thought, was it? I had reasons, right? See? Please R&R, or……. Uh…… I'LL TURN THIS INTO CHARA YOAI! *shot*