All human, just to remind you. I got tired of writing about stupid things and whatnot, so I kind of stole the from Total Drama Island/Action because I was watching it when I wrote this.

PS: I changed Renesmee's name to Renee-Esme because Renesmee is... well... stupid. Yeah, I'm bad. All ages are about between 20 and 17.

Team Blue-Jacob Black, Leah Clearwater, Seth Clearwater, Rosalie Hale, Emmett McCarty, Jasper Whitlock Team Red-Edward Mason, Isabella Swan, Mary Alice/Alice Brandon, Renee-Esme Cullen, Victoria Smith (?), and Laurent Platt (?)


Leah Clearwater, and her brother Seth, arrived on set. There was an actual house, two stories, with lots of windows. Leah made a face, and dropped her luggage.

"It's like... sumer camp," she said, with a nasty tone.

"Leah, you agreed to do this," Seth countered. She rolled her eyes and left her luggage on the porch as Seth entered the house. Moments later, Jacob Black and Renee-Esme Cullen arrived.

When everyone was there, the host, Charlie Logan, made his entrance, by riding down the banister of the stairs. Rosalie, Alice, and Leah were sprawled on the old, barf-green colored couch, Jacob and Seth on the dull orange armchairs, Emmett sitting on the coffee table, and the others sitting on the rug. The floor boards squeaked as Charlie made his way across.

"Now," he began, "you will need to pair up with the same gender for a roommate. I'll choose. Okay..." Charlie reached his hand into his hat, which was filled with slips of paper and announced,

"Leah C-Clearwater and... Ros-a-lie Hale! Edward Mason and... Laurent Pratt! Nice names, people, nice names. Mary Alice Brandon-" Alice interrupted him by yelling, "It's just Alice! Alice! No Mary part! Alice!"

"Ooh-kay, thank you, Alice. Now Alice and Renee-E-s-me Cullen. Nice. Victoria Smith and Isabella Swan. Emmett McCarty and... Jasper Whitlock. Last but not least, Jcob Black and Seth Clearwater. Any questions?" Nobody moved. Charlie nodded and the left to upstairs.

Rosalie and Leah grabbed their luggage, and ran up the stairs. Leah wanted the best room, and wasn't going to let anyone else have it.

But Charlie stopped everyone at the top. "No, no, you have to accomplish something."

"Accomplish what?" Leah retorted.

"I don't know. How about... first roommates to finish running around the lake in a full circle gets the best room. Go!" Jacob was the last one to get on the stairs, so he got the head start. Emmett knocked down the door on the way, so Jasper cut across the porch. Leah ran cross-country in high-school, so she caught up to Jacob in moments.

"So, you think you're fast?" Jacob panted as they ran around the humongous, oval lake.

"Yeah. I'm going to win," Leah replied.

"How do you know?"

"'Cause I do."

"Really?"

"Yeah. 'Cause I play dirty." Leah stuck out her foot, tripping Jacob, and Edward fell on him. Leah laughed and sped up her pace, as Renee-Esme was on her trail.

"You cheated!" Renee-Esme yelled in her squeaky voice.

Personal Diary Camera

Hi, I'm Renee-Esme Cullen. That's R-E-N-E-E hyphen E-S-M-E space C-U-L-L-E-N. On that running thing, Leah whatever-her-last-name-is cheated and tripped that cute guy, Jacob. And she won! How unfair! Nobody called her on it. Her and Rose-whatever got the best room; it was green and blue striped walls with cream furniture. Then, they got to pick the teams! Ugh! That's tonight, at the bonfire. I don't want to be on her team, but I sorta do because she can play. Don't tell anyone I said that!

End Personal Diary Camera


The fire burned bright and lusciously.

Charlie walked into the center of the circled logs, and announced, "Our winners, Leah and Rosalie, will now pick teams. Begin."

"Uh, thanks," Leah said, and Rosalie rolled her eyes. Rosalie and her turned away and began whispering.

"We choose..." they said, in unison, "Seth and Jacob." Seth high-fived Jacob, and slung his arm around his sister. Rosalie rolled her eyes, and said, "Emmett and Jasper."

"Oh, yeah Leah?" Jacob added. She nodded, implying that he should continue. "This is for this afternoon." Jacob grabbed Leah's legs and threw her waist over his shoulder as she pounded on his back with her fists. He walked waist deep into the lake, and dropped Leah.

She screamed, and tackled him into the water, as Seth, Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper cheered them on. Leah straitened her shorts as Jacob fell with a thud, and he kicked her legs, so she fell on her back. Jacob stood and ran into the house, pulling Seth with him.

Rosalie helped Leah up, and they walked to the house, leaving the other team (Bella, Edward, Victoria, Renee-Esme, and Laurent) sitting by the fire.


Inside, Leah put on her pajamas, which were basically dull, striped pink, blue, and yellow pants, and a yellow tank-top with pink and blue happy cupcakes, and Rosalie put on her pajamas, which were long, plaid orange pants, with a black spaghetti-strap tank-top, and orange splatter marks across it. Jacob dried him hair, and dressed in a jean pants, which Seth didn't understand, because if you've ever dress in jeans, and then slept in them, it's annoying. Jacob stayed shirtless, as Seth put on black jean pants but had an undershirt on.

Leah typed on her SmartPhone to her mom, as Rosalie brushed her hair. They were the only ones with an actual television in their rooms, but they didn't use it. Their door made a loud knocking sound, and Leah opened it. Alice and Renee-Esme stood their, in their pajamas, smiling.

"Hey, can we chill?" Alice asked, sweetly.

"Isn't that, like, fratnizing with the enemy?" Rosalie suggested, as she worded through a knot with her hair.

"We're not enemies, yet," Renee-Esme said.

"Okay, R-Renee-Esme," Leah stuttered. She jumped onto her bed, landing on her back. Leah grabbed the remote and flipped on the television.

"Call me Renee," Renee-Esme said.

"Just Renee?" Rosalie asked. Renee-Esme (Who will now be known as 'Renee') nodded.

The door knocked again, and it turned out to be Emmett, Jasper, Jacob, and Seth. "What?" Leah groaned, dragging on the word.

"Can we hang out?" Emmett blurted out. Emmett was staring at rosalie brush her hair on her bed, and picked up a coaster, and chucked it at his head. Emmett caught it at the last minute, when it was abut to hit his forehead.

Eventually, everyone made it into Leah and Rosalie's room. Seth, Jasper, Alice, and Renee sat in the space in between the bed, Emmett, Bella, and Rosalie on Rosalie's bed, Edward, Jacob, and Leah on Leah's bed.

But, moments after everything was quiet, and they were watching 'Caddyshack', Charlie made everyone from Team Red (See top) leave, saying, "The teams aren't allowed to frantenize." He mocked Rosalie's words.

Soon it was Seth and Jasper on the ground, Jacob and Leah on Leah's bed, and Rosalie and Emmett on Rosalie's bed.

"And remember," Charlie reminded, "I can break this thing up whenever I want." And he laugh monstrously as he back out of the doorway, all eyes on him.


Yeah, sorry about the stupidity, I just really wanted to do this story, but I didn't know how. Sorry, once again!

Leah and Jacob have always been my favorite, the Rosalie and Emmett, Alice and jasper, Carlise and Esme, Bella Edward.