This story goes to my best friend, Emily (Life_is_meh). She is my real life heterosexual life partner and I love her very much. Oh by the way.. this ff is entirely true, with the occasional tasteful exaggeration. And here you go, the long awaited epic fanfiction that everybody will hopefully love. Go on, read! I dare you!
Heterosexual Life Partners
Chapter One
"Okay, this teacher is trying to make me commit suicide..." Yaya exclaimed in exhaustion, throwing her arms into the air. Her homework was flung across the room and hit a door
"Shhh! You don't want to wake the baby, do you?" Rima said sharply. "And this is easy. You just have to divide x by 34-y and then graph the equation..." Yaya gave her a blank look. The blonde heavily sighed. "You did this the right way in class today you know." Yaya grumbled and said, "I got distracted and forgot how to do it!" She got up from the floor and grabbed her homework. "And besides, how do you know you're not doing it wrong?" She poked Rima's face with her pen, causing her to get a smack in the arm. "Yeouch." Yaya started to rub her wounded arm. "If you don't want me to hit you, then quit being stupid." Yaya giggled.
Rima jumped as her cell phone vibrated. "Who is it?" Yaya leaned over her best friend to see who texted her. "Ikuto." She absently replied.
Rima and Ikuto dated for almost five months last year, they broke up very unexpectedly. Ever since the brake up, she has never been the same. But just a few days ago, she started to text him again.
Rima screamed inwardly and shoved her face into her hands. "Look at what he said..." She said, barely audible. Yaya grabbed the phone and looked at the screen.
I really just want to be with you right now.
She scowled at first, then for the sake of her friend, squealed. "Wow, do you think he wants to date you again?" She merrily asked. Rima glanced up and took a sharp breath in. "I don't know, and I don't know if I want him to either."
"Why not?" Yaya asked the short blonde. She didn't reply immediately, but finally she said, "I'll lose him again." Yaya looked down at her algebra, trying to avoid eye contact. "Well..." The orange haired girl started. "What?" Rima looked at her. Yaya looked up and smiled. "Nevermind. Now text him back, he's waiting."
Yaya put her headphones on and started for the bus stop. "Bye, honey." her mother called. "Yeah, see you." She mumbled, turning her music up louder.
A couple minutes later, Yaya arrived at the bus stop just three blocks away from her house. "Heya, guys." She called, yawning. "Hi Yaya," Lulu answered, waving with a smile on her face, "Whassup?" she asked her friend.
"Meh. I'm tired, and col-l-l-d..." Yaya shivered and rubbed her arms to prove her point.
Rima walked up to Yaya and lightly pushed her. "Yaaah.." Yaya exclaimed. She stumbled a little, then Lulu caught her. "Why the hell did you do that?" the energetic orange haired girl yelled. "Shut it! People are sleeping!" Lulu's older sister, Nana, scolded her. "But she pushed me!" Yaya pointed at Rima's nose. "Get your ginger finger out of my face." Rima grabbed her best friend's finger and pushed it away, sadistically grinning. "Awww, don't be such a grumpy-puss..." Yaya taunted. "Pssh, whatever. I have bigger fish to fry..." Rima looked away, spotting the bus. "Oh. There's the bus!" Yaya jumped up and down in merriment.
"Rima-chi?" Yaya asked, "When, I mean, where do you think Tadase-kun is?" They just arrived to school and already she was excited to see her unrequited love, Tadase. "Yaya, you stalk him enough, give it a rest already," Rima explained slowly, "I'm sure he's here." Yaya smiled at the reassurance. "Okay!"
In fact, it was only moments later that Tadase came walking around the corner with his friends Kukai and Nagi. Like every day, he had an energy drink in his hand and a hat on his head. He was wearing his usual black jacket and black skinny jeans.
"Ahhh... he's so dreamy! I want him so badly Rima," Yaya whined, "I promise I'll feed him and love him and take him for walks..." Rima laughed. "Yeah, I don't think so. He's way too good for you darling." Amu, Yaya and Rima's best friend, slapped Rima on the stomach. "Don't say that, you know Yaya won't take that as a joke." Rima rubbed her burning stomach to heal it. "Bitch I know what I'm doing, how dare you hit me!" Amu stuck her tongue at her pissed off friend, only resulting in a whack in the head. "God guys, we're awfully violent today... Well, c'mon, let's go to class?" said a neglected Yaya. The two girls reluctantly made up and followed Yaya to class.
The end...of chapter one!
kthxbai!
