SONG OF LOVE
WOW: Balcony. Where there's a balcony, there's romance! The old house is haunted by a tragic and lovelorn spirit. Sam feels her pain and wants to take the sensitive approach in summoning her.
Dean's not convinced.
Disclaimer: Don't own them. So not fair!
xxxxx
"Have some sympathy," Sam explained; "this poor girl pined for her absent sweetheart and you look kinda like him so, serenade her; it might bring her out onto the balcony."
Dean wilted.
"Back in black," he began, wailing tunelessly; "hit the sack an ...'"
"Dude," Sam cringed; "all you'll bring out with that racket is a rash; sing something romantic."
Knowing only one romantic song, Dean grimaced.
"Near, uh ... far;" he warbled hesitantly, "um, wherever y ..."
The song choked into a strangled squawk as a bucket of water hit him in the face.
"Sympathy, my ass," he spluttered.
"We bust in there and toast the bitch."
xxxxx
end
Just in case anyone wasn't sure - Dean's chosen song of love was that delightful Celine Dion ditty that made Balthazar want to smite himself, 'My Heart Will Go On'. :)
