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Disclaimer: If owned KH2... Axel And Demyx would never leave their rooms...they'd be to busy boffing like bunnies. xD
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A Peaceful Day
One shot
It was a normal day at Castle Oblivion, it was special and quiet, there was no experiments blowing up, no sitar playing, and no yells of "If you don't stop playing that damn thing I'm going to shove it somewhere unpleasant."
It was inevitable that this peace would be shattered.
Somehow Luxord had gotten pretty much everyone to play Go Fish.
" Axel, do you have any...nines?"
"Go fish."
"Dammit Axel! Your cheating, you have to have some nines!" Cried out Larxene who looked about ready to lunge at The Flurry.
"I do not! You're just mad cause you only have one book." He said sounding truly insulted of being accused of cheating.
"Anyway, if anyone should be accused of cheating, it should be Zexion! He has ten books!"
"Don't drag me in to your childish fighting." Said Zexion dryly.
Axel and Larxene continued to bicker until there was a loud deafening roar which put a silence to what Axel was about to snap out. Slamming of doors and things breaking could be heard. Several seconds later, the door to the room burst open and in can a panting Demyx. Caring a black bundle that looked suspiciously like one of the standard robea, a pair of pants, and strangely enough wearing a pair of blue boxers with little stars and crescent moon on them over his pants.
"Hi guys! If anyone ask, you didn't see me. Oh and Luxord, told you I could get into his pants." A maniacal grin spread across his face.
A scream come from down the halls. "DEMYX!"
"Well, see you guys later!" Yelled out Demyx as he cleared the room in record time going through the door on the other side of the room.
"What the hell?" asked Axel still looking were Demyx had ran out of the door.
Mere seconds later, someone else came running through the door wearing nothing but a potted plant that covered the important bit's.
"Where is he!?" Hissed out a very pissed off Saix.
"Who?" Answered Zexion raising his eyebrow.
"Demyx!" This time there was a growl that promised pain and death.
"I'm sorry, Saix, but we haven't seen Demyx all day." Answered Zexion.
A low growl escaped his throat. " Fine, but if I find out any of you are lying." He threatened.
He then turned around with all the dignity he could and walked out of the door he had come through.
Shocked silence reigned in the room.
"Damn, I owe Demyx 500 munny." said Luxord.
"No amount of therapy will ever fix this." Whispered Axel finally having come out of his horrified stumper.
Meanwhile, in other parts of the castle, yells and screams that sounded suspiciously girly could be heard.
"Come here, so I can kill you!"
" No, get away from me!" Screamed Demyx in fear barely lunging out of the way of Saix's attempt at grabbing him.
Crash. The breaking of porcelain resounded through the hall, Saix had lost his grip while making that last swipe at grabbing Demyx.
And without looking back Demyx ran for his life.
"I'm going to kill him!"
" Number 7."
Saix froze. "Superior?"
"Why are you Naked?"
Fin
---------------------------------Author Corner-----------------------------------
Fweeee, I almost lost this and I hadn't saved!!!! D: Well, I hope everyone else find this amusing. It was originally planning it to be a comic, but my comic skills are... very poor. If you don't get it, Luxord made a bet with Demyx that he couldn't get in Saix's pants. And so...Demyx did it xD. Poor Saix getting ambushed in the hall. And the reason Demyx took all Saix clothes was to hopeful hinder Saix from chasing after him. which didn't seem to help. And if no ones played Go Fish on Yahoo the pair's you get are called book's.
