Hey guys and gals. It is time for New Story, which as you can see is now called "Is This Real Life?". This first chapter is the original skit I wrote for the guys for their Eurogamer skit they requested. I hope you like it.

Is This Real Life?

Chapter 1

Eurogamer

*Fluke, Hollow, and Rage are walking to the rendezvous point that the group had set up. All three of them are in their costumes, no matter how embarrassing they might be. Rage stops walking, puts his hand on his knees, and pants, trying to regain his breath.*

Hollow: You just woke up, and you are already tired. Rage, the old man everyone.

Rage: Shut up, man. We've just been walking too much, that's all.

Hollow: Yea, sure man.

Fluke: Hey! Look! It's Evanz!

*Evanz is standing alone wearing his Booker Dewitt costume as he waits for everyone else to arrive. The three of them walk in his direction though Evanz has his back towards them.*

Fluke: Booker! Catch!

*Fluke appears, throwing a coin at Evanz. Evanz turns around as he raises his arms to protect himself but the coin hits him anyways. Fluke laughs at the fact that he is finally accomplishing his plans to annoy Evanz.*

Evanz: Ow!

*Fluke grabs Evanz by his shoulders and shakes him.*

Fluke: Don't die, Booker!

Hollow: Let him go, Fluke.

*Fluke let go of Evanz. Evanz puts a hand on his head and shakes his head to relieve his slight dizziness. The four of them face each other, forming an odd squarish circle.*

Fluke: Aw. You know that I've been waiting to do this, Hollow.

Hollow: I know, buddy. But we need to find Peace.

Rage: Hey, where is the fat man, Evanz?

*Evanz lowered his hand and shrugs in response. They stand there, looking around to find their missing pulled out his briefcase and opened it. Inside was his Yugioh dueling deck which he took out.*

Rage: Fuck this shit. Who wants to duel!?

*Rage raised his deck high in the air but no one came forth. Hollow turned to face Rage.*

Rage: No one? No one even dares to duel me? Rage?

Hollow: No one wants to play fucking Yugioh, Rage.

Rage: Fuck off.

*Fluke looks around, confused.*

Fluke: Did you guys hear that?

Evanz: No.

*In the distance, Evanz spots out a guy in a fat suit waddling in their direction. Evanz points at Peace, who is slowly making his way toward the group.*

Evanz: Hey, look. Peace is coming.

Fluke: I don't like that sound.

Hollow: Oh my god!

*Both Hollow and Rage burst out laughing at seeing Peace in his Fat Suit. Peace finally arrives to the group.*

Peace: Hi guys.

Fluke: Do you guys seriously not hear that sound?

Rage: I think Fluke is going mad like in the Alien fanfic.

Peace: What's going on?

*Peace looked around the group confused. Then in a blink of an eye, they all disappeared.*

Peace: What?

*Peace looked at his hands to find himself holding a hamburger. Peace shrugs and begins eating the hamburger. Mid-bite, Peace raises an eyebrow and pokes at his fat suit.*

Peace: Fuck! It's real. How did this happen?

Random person: (OFF SCREEN) Oh god! It's Peace.

*Peace looked up towards the voice, awkwardly smiles and waves.*

Peace: (Whispering) Great. Now everyone will continue to think that I'm fat.


...And that was the first chapter. Tell me what you think of it. Depending on reviews and or the feedback I get (whatever the form it is), I will post the next chapter.

Anyway, I hope you liked it. Until we met again.

Cabin, out.