Hey peeps, this is a creepy royXed story that some person emailed to me. Be afraid, be very afraid, unless you are Kaitlin or Erin, then, well…I am not sure. Deal with it.

A/N: This is chapter one of a few chapter story. I am not sure how many to make, so, some may be short and some long. But in the end, it is a SCARY STORY!

Roy was sitting alone in a musty office waiting for the Furher. He had arranged a meeting and Roy was patiently waiting for him to show. His stubby fingers ran through his slick black hair. He looked into a mirror and saw a few silver hairs. He was getting old and if he had to wait any longer, he'd retire. Just a few seconds later, the door knob turned. Roy sat up straight and folded his hands in his lap. When the door opened, Edward Elric was standing there, instead of the Furher. Roy looked angry.

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"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Roy screamed, standing up, clenching his hands into a fist. Roy slapped Ed and he fell to the ground. On his way down, he hit a metal filing cabinet and tore apart his auto-mail. "SHIT!" He screamed. He saw pieces of his arm scattered all around the floor. He stood and faced Roy, "Mustang you fucking BASTARD! DO YOU KNOW WHAT FUCKING SHIT I'M GONNA GET FROM THAT WHORE WINRY?" Roy smiled, "Shut your fucking mouth Full Metal, I don't care what shit you are gonna get from your girlfriend! You fooled me into thinking the Furher was going to promote me. You deserved what you got." And with that, Roy walked out.

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After work, Ed walked into his house. Al was cooking dinner, "Big brother! You're home! Why don't you get a warm shower, it will calm you're nerves. I called Wi-." Al had started saying. "DON'T SAY THAT FUCKING NAME IN THIS HOUSE!" Ed screamed as he slammed the bathroom door shut. He pushed in the lock and stripped of his clothes. Teasingly, he rubbed his penis. He let out a moan and continued. He decided that water would drown them out so he turned on the shower. He spent the next hour screwing himself, until a knock came at the door.

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Ed threw a towel around his lower half and opened the door. Al had an envelope in his hands, "I am sorry big brother. I didn't mean to…well…..make you mad. Will you forgive me, big brother?" Ed smiled, "Al, I'm not mad at you. I'm am mad at that bastard Mustang." He shut the bathroom door and opened the letter. It was Mustang's handwriting, "Edward, Get over here ASAP! We have important business to cover. Mustang." Ed read out loud. He stopped the water and re-braided his hair. He threw on new clothes and ran out the door, he wanted to give that bastard a piece of his own medicine.

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"Come on Full Metal!" Roy said, pulling him into a black car. They drove off and for an hour, it was silence. Then, they pulled into a parking lot of the local Croger. Roy pulled Ed into the store and ripped off all his clothes. Ed's small penis was wiggling as Roy pushed him into a small grocery cart. Roy ripped off his own clothes then pounced on Ed. His larger than life penis was being shoved into Ed's body quickly and Ed was screaming out with pain. To drown out the screams, Roy smashed his lips against Ed's. His tongue made it's way into Ed's mouth and explored as the painful humping continued. Then, a girl named Jacklyn walked in, Roy found her hotter and started humping her. The now free Ed started licking the floor.