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Hey, peoples! It's Tanuki-B IN DA FANFICTION! Hope all you GAoBaM fans like this!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Jack O Lantern, Hoss Delgato, Eris, or any other GAoBaM character featured in this fanfic. Abby and Joelle are me and my BFF Joelle. (yes, my real name is Abby) I put a lot into this. Enjoy!

Summary: Me and Joelle are out one Halloween and we meet Jack O Lantern and it starts the crazy adventures. The reason I'm being very unspecific is because I don't want to spoil it.

Poll: What song shout I use for the opening theme that I may or may not post on Youtube when I get my membership?

Team Up(Mew Mew Power (a/n: Mew Mew power sucked and was way different from the original Japanese Tokyo Mew Mew, but I think the song fits the storyline))

Ride Out(ASK you can hear it on youtube in "Savior Cat")

Sakura Kiss(Ouran High School Host Club)

Angelus(Inu Yasha and DDR)

Here we go with episode one of…

The Jacked-Up Adventures of Joelle and Abby

By Tanuki-B

Abby: (throws toilet-paper roll at Mr. Martin(my mean and creepy vice principle)'s house)This is so bad, but I'm diggin' it!

Joelle: C'mon, let's go, I think he's coming to the door!(grabs Abby and runs away to the shrubs of the house next door)

Mr. Martin: HEY, WHO ROLLED MY HOUSE!!(doesn't see them)

Abby and Joelle: (walk on, laughing at what they just did)

Abby: HAHA! Good thing I had my camera! That's one to remember for years and years! HA! And the look on the grave-digging mayor's face, priceless!(seriously, Mr. Martin wears this long coat in the winter that makes him look like the grave-digging mayor in Van Helsing, but with shorter hair and no top-hat)

Joelle: Definitely one of the best moments of our teen-age lives! HAHAHA!

Abby: (stops short, a bug-eyed look on her face)Oh…my…God…

Joelle: (didn't expect the short stop and rams into her from behind and falls backwards)Ow…what's wrong, Abby, did Mr. Martin catch us?(scrambles up to see what Abby's pointing at)Woah…that house must be old.(it's Jack O Lantern's house that they're looking at)

Abby: C'mon, let's go inside! It seems abandoned!(grabs Joelle's hand and pulls her forward)

Joelle: Are you sure? It may be abandoned, with no-one to catch us, but it seems a little creepy.

Abby: C'mon, Joelle! Going into a creepy, abandoned place will be just the thing to top off our Halloween night out before we head to the hiz-ouse(my wacky word for house)to watch scary movies! Let's go!(tey reach the top of the hill, and Abby stops short again, causing the same incedent)Hm…(holds chin with thumb on one side and forefinger on the other)this house seems oddly familiar…oh, well! Let's explore!

Joelle: (brushes herself off and opens door)I just hope no-one lives here.

Abby and Joelle: (walk in, looking at everything.)

Abby: (runs finger along a side-table thing)Ugh, I don't think we need to worry about someone living in this dump! Everything's covered with dust! This place is a land-bound derelict(a derelict is a ship abandoned by it's crew)

Joelle: Hey, look in the kitchen!(motions for her friend to come closer)You can tell the house is old by the dumbwaiter, but look! The fridge and stove look brand-new! Clean, too!

Abby: (checks inside fridge)Man, this pudding isn't even expired…Uh-oh…

Joelle: Yeah, someone definitely lives here. We better go before someone sees us.

Abby: Yeah, that, and I think I know who lives here…

Unidentified voice from behind them: Yeah, ME!

Abby and Joelle: (turn around)

Joelle: (sees that the person has a pumpkin for a head with creepy glowing eyes)SCREAM REAL LOUD

Abby: Jack O Lantern…but…you don't exist! I thought you were just a cartoon character! I gotta be dreaming!(backs up)

Jack: A cartoon character, yes, but I was transported to this dimension, so this really IS happening!

Joelle: Abby, is this the guy you've been talking about?(backs up besides friend)

Abby: 'Fraid so. It's the original prankster of Endsville!

Jack: sigh(he's annoyed at this turn of events)WHAT ARE YOU GIRLS DOING IN MY HOUSE!(leans down and forward to face them)

Abby: Well…uh, we thought this house was abandoned, so…we, uh…decided to…erm…explore a little…IT WAS MY IDEA, DON'T BLAME JOELLE! SHE DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO COME!

Jack: Kids these days….(walks to fridge and trips, hits head on the counter, and his pumpkin head falls off)Aw, gosh darnit!(body walks around clumsily, trying to find head, which is hard without eyes or ears)

Abby: Easy there, pumpkin-boy(picks up head)

Joelle: Wow, so you really are a pumpkin headed guy.(helps body find it's way over to Abby)

Abby: Sorry about this(puts head back on top of shoulders)Hey, ya wanna hang out with us? I'm a huge fan, and I'd like to learn more about you and your tricks.

Jack : Allright, my name's Jack, I pull pranks on Halloween, now get out.

Joelle: Man, for a hermit, your pretty mean.

Abby: Allright, Jack, I'll cut you a deal.

Jack: I'm listening.(looks intrigued)

Abby: We have a throwing contest. We each throw one pie, one egg, and one roll of toilet paper. Whoever gets the best two out of three longest throws wins.(puts arm around Joelle's shoulders)If one of us wins, you have to be our friend forever.

Jack: And if I win?

Abby: Joelle and I will never set one foot on your hill again.(holds out hand)Deal?

Jack: (shrugs and shakes hands with Abby)Deal.(jack o lantern grin)

Out in the backyard

Abby: We'll start with eggs(takes out carton of eggs) Joelle, will you please do the honors?

Joelle: With pleasure.(hands everyone an egg)

Abby: Go, Joelle!

Joelle: (throws egg six feet)

Abby: Jack!

Jack: (throws egg ten feet)

Abby: My turn!(throws egg eleven feet)YES!

Jack: Begginer's luck.

Joelle: The contest only started.(hand everyone a roll of toilet paper)Now it's time for the TP toss.

Abby: I'll go!(tosses TP eight feet)

Joelle: (throws TP eight feet)

Jack: (sarcastically)Well, gonna be hard to beat that…(throws TP ten feet)HA!

Abby: Allright, fellas, it's down to the nitty-gritty. Final challenge, winner take all. Everyone, take your cream pies. Good luck, Joelle and, aw, heck, good luck Jack.

Joelle: (tosses pie the regular way, and it lands eight feet from her)

Jack: I'll never be out-pranked by a mortal!(tosses pie the regular way too, it lands ten feet away)Ha! Looks like it's all up to you, girl!

Abby: Here I go. Jack, you might as well start getting to know Joelle.

Jack: What's that supposed to mean?

Abby: (throws her pie like a Frisbee, to the astonishment of the others, and it ends up twenty feet from her)That's what it's supposed to mean.(wipes off hands)

Jack: (recovers from shock) That…that's got to be cheating!

Abby: I never said how we were supposed to throw the pies.

Jack: Great…now I have to spend my time with two mortal children!(gets on knees and shouts to the sky)WHYYYYYYYYY!!

Abby: (glomps him)C'mon, Jack, let's go over to my house! We have everything set up for scary movies!

Joelle: Yeah! You might as well, considering your our friend forever now!

Abby and Joelle: (join arms on either side with Jack)LET'S GO!

Jack: (frowns for a while)Eh…what the heck.

Abby: WOOHOOO!(punches the air and they march back to her house)

At Abby's house…

Abby: Hey, Mom! We're back!(walks into living room with friends)

Abby's Mom: Hi! Did you girls have a good time?(sees Jack and jumps out of her seat)OH MY GOD! WHO, WHAT IS THAT THING!

Abby: Whoa, relax Mom, he's ok. This is Jack O Lantern, Endsville's original prankster! I don't know why his house is here in Oxford, but it is!

Abby's Mom: What is he doing here?

Abby: Well, due to a throwing contest, he is now under a supernatural bond that makes him friends with me and Joelle forever!...So, can he watch movies with us? Pleeeeeeeeease!(puppy dog face)

Abby's Mom: (glances one last time reproachfully and unsurely at Jack)Well……………allright.(returns to magazine)And Jack?

Jack: Yes?

Abby's Mom: Do anything to my daughter or her friend and you'll be in big trouble!

Jack: Yes, ma'am.(follows Abby and Joelle to Abby's room)

In Abby's room…

Abby: Wow, I didn't think Mom would let you come up here. (picks up remote and pints it at dvd player)The projector's set up, and the movies are right here.(holds up Van Helsing, Nightmare Before Christmas, Twillight series, and Harry Potter series dvds fanned out)Jack, we'll be right back. We gotta change into our PJs.(leaves for the bathroom with Joelle)

Jack: Ch, Mortals. How did I get into this mess?

(Abby and Joelle return and they watch scary movies for a long time. Abby holds Jack's hand through a lot of the moviesnot because she's scared HECK NO she isn't scared, she just likes himlater they fall asleep on the air mattress in front of the TV)

Morning…

Abby: (wakes up and finds she is laying on top of Jack and blushes a deep red)

Jack: Wakes up and finds Abby on top of him and blushes)

Abby: Ack! I'm sorry, sorry!(gets up)Hey Joelle, You up yet?

Joelle: ( Raises hand from over by the shelves)Right here!

Abby: Joelle, is that my video camera?

Joelle: Yes it is.

Abby: Yeek! You filmed that! Give it, give it!(tries to get camera from joelle)

Jack: (watches them scramble and says quietly to him self)You know, maybe these mortals aren't so bad after all…

Abby's Mom: Abby, Joelle, Jack! Breakfast is ready!

Abby and Joelle: (stop fighting and head for the door)

Abby: Well, come on, Jack! I'll bet it's pancakes!(rushes down the stairs after Joelle)

End Episode One.

Well, waddaya think? Am I the man…well, girl, or what?