Hello! And welcome to my first Top Gear story!

I got the idea from the episode where the three presenters (and the Stig, of course) race each other across London!

Hope you enjoy! Feel free to comment and review!


Top Gear: Plasma-Powered-Horse

"Alright! Now the producers each gave us $20 Million to buy an animal – and turn it into a vehicle," said Jeremy Clarkson, the lead host of Top Gear.

"Now they said we had to take this seriously," James May said, "This wasn't a time for cocking about."

"Well, we agreed," continued Jeremy, "Besides – building vehicles from animals – how hard can it be?"

"Oh God…" muttered Richard Hammond, facepalming. Despite being the youngest of the hosts, Hammond was savvy enough to know that Clarkson was tempting the Universe to abuse their asses.


"Okay! This is my animal vehicle!" grinned Richard, "It is a twin-missile-powered-elephant. It has a top speed of 70 km/h. Acceleration time is 5 seconds. Torque power is 10."

"And this is my animal vehicle," stated James smugly, "It is a solar-powered-jet turbine-falcon. It has a top speed of 300 km/h, acceleration time: 12 seconds, and power level 11."

"I wonder what Jeremy has – OH MY WORD!" exclaimed Hammond.

"Hammond and May! Get set to get wrecked!" boasted Clarkson.

"What have you done, ya cock?!" James scolded.

"What I've done James, is create a masterpiece," replied Clarkson, "It is a PLASMA-POWERED-HORSE! It has a POWER level of 1 Million, acceleration time is 0.1 seconds. The top speed is: 2500 kilometres PER SECOND! Watch this!"


"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"


"That bastard has had his brain out in the sun too long," muttered Richard, "So it looks like Jeremy Clarkson is dead."

"Now ladies and gentlemen – that's very bad! Oh freaking hell!" screamed James, as the jet turbine ripped the head off of his falcon.

"That's not gone well!" laughed Hammond, "Looks like my twin-missile-powered-elephant prevails! And on that bombshell it's time to end! Giddy up into the sunset, Elephant Quirkey!"


The End