Hey guys. Sorry it took so long to write this. A lot has been going on. My cat died. I got a new job. My sister got married. Then, on top of that I've been in this huge writing funk for a while. I was never in the mood to write anything. I actually wrote this chapter once, but ended up hating how I did it so I changed it a bit. That's when the funk hit. Yesterday though, I just suddenly was in the mood to write. Anywho, here is the story I told you about in the final update of my last story. I'm still not happy about my writing ability so don't hate me please.
One warning though, anyone who just criticizes without being constructive at all, I will block you. If you choose to be a little pussy and not log in so I can respond back to you, I will call you out in my next chapter. Anyone who read my stuff before knows that is not an empty threat. I understand criticism, and I have come across stories myself that just angered me with how bad they were, but I never just criticized the person. I always told them how they could improve their ability and style.
I know you all hated my updates, but I tend to forget to tell you certain things. So here's a heads-up now. I will be doing updates still. It'll include anything I forgot to tell you or what you can expect for the next chapter.
Also, I NEED REVIEWS! It's what drives me. I want to hear about what you liked, what you didn't like, what you think I could improve, what ideas you think would be cool, and However, there was one guy that did this and I will block people that do this because it's very irritating. Do not give me a play by play of what you are reading. A lot of it is completely out of context and I do not know how to respond to it. So, if you want me to improve or to just please me in general, write me reviews. Talk to me. I don't care. I need to hear from you all.
Chapter updates will happen randomly. Some may come quickly. Some may take a while. It all depends on my mood.
One more thing. This will end up being a harem fanfiction with my OC and Naruto being at the middle of it all. NarutoxHinata WILL HAPPEN, they are my favorite pairing so do not bitch about it, and there will be lemons later on. They will be absolutely over the top and my characters will be well endowed. That's how I like my stories. Big, boobs. Big dicks. Gallons of cum. Completely unrealistic. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Anyways, I really hope you enjoy my new story. Stories about the multiverse interest me greatly, one reason why I love fanfictions, so I've always wanted to do something about someone going to another universe.
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It was December 20, 2012. The day before the world would supposedly end. For me it was just a day that came before the next. While everybody was rushing around, getting laid, and doing that one thing they always wanted to do, I was at a friends house for a small "End of the World" party.
"Hey, Eric. Get over here. It's almost midnight. We want to take one last drink before we all bite it." I looked up as my friend, Chris, called out to me. I put on a smile and walked over taking the shot of liquor he was holding out to me. "Well guys this is it. If the world ends tonight-"
"Which it won't." I spoke up.
"Oh shut up. If it ends after tonight, I want you all to know that it has been one hell of a ride." With that Chris, our friend Tara, and I downed our shots, giving out a cheer afterwards.
We all went and just messed around a bit more before Chris went off to do whatever it is he does. Being just Tara and I in the room, we decided to sit down and talk a little.
"How much you wanna bet that within the next day there's going to be people selling shirts saying, 'I survived 2012'?" I quickly said.
Tara just busted out laughing. "Oh god, and think of all the people who are going to piss themselves when they realize the world isn't over and that they might have gotten someone knocked up."
I lost it at this.
Tara and I had been best friends since we were little. When I was 7, I was at school when they introduced this new girl who was transferring in. She was shorter than everyone else, wore these massive glasses they basically covered her face, had braces, red frizzy hair, a few freckles dusting her cheeks. The works. Everyone else began to laugh to themselves as soon as they saw her, including me. After she had been introduced to the class, the teacher ended up sitting her right next to me. At the time I was groaning, thinking of how of all the people in the class I happen to be one of the ones that had to sit next to the freak.
She wasn't very social. In fact, she was so shy that for the first month she was in the class, she never made a friend. All she would do was sit in silence, during the group projects she would choose to be by herself, and at recess, she would just sit in a corner of the playground and draw in this binder of hers. No one ever tried to be her friend. At times, some of the other boys I would play with would pick on her. We even began playing a game where one of us would go over to her and trick her into thinking we were going to play with her or something, and then when she wasn't looking, they'd push her over. We never knew why, but she never bothered to tell the teacher what we were doing.
It never mattered though. We all thought what we were doing was hilarious.
One day though, the others decided it was my turn to go over to her. I don't know why, but I was a little nervous. I had always been the one watching, never actually doing anything. It had always seemed like it would be so much fun. So, why were my hands shaking as I walked over there?
We were on the playground at the time so, as per usual, she was sitting there drawing in her binder, not minding anything else that was going on. When I got to her she didn't even bother to look up at me. I didn't know what to do or what to say. I couldn't look stupid in front of the others so I had to do something.
"So, what are you drawing?" She didn't respond at all. She just kept drawing. "Hello? Did you hear me?" She began drawing quicker so I thought she might have been able to. If I couldn't even get her to look at me, how was I gonna do anything. I was getting a little frustrated after a minute of trying to talk to her and the only response being that she'd continue to draw.
I finally grew curious as to what she was drawing everyday that kept her so occupied, when I decided to look at it. When I looked at her drawing, I was surprised. It was good. Really good. On top of that it was my favorite cartoon character at the time.
"Is that Sonic the Hedgehog?" He was my favorite character at the time. I hardly ever got to see the show, but that didn't bother me. I loved every episode I saw. I was thinking about this when she did something else. She paused for a second, then just kept on drawing. That gave me an idea.
"That's really cool. I love him. I mean I hardly get to see the show cause it usually comes on when I'm not home, but still. That's so cool. He's my favorite character."
"Mine is Tails." I was surprised. Her voice was so soft. I almost didn't even hear her.
"Really? Why Tails?"
She paused for second time. But, this time instead of going back to her drawing, she closed her binder and looked at me. She had the greenest eyes I had ever seen. They were practically the color of emeralds.
"I really like him because even though Tails doesn't do a lot, he's really smart and is always there when Sonic needs him. He's the friend you can always count on."
I don't know why, but I wanted to talk to her more after that. Blame it on being a kid who gets distracted easily. We ended up talking for the rest of recess. When we got back inside, my friends ended up teasing me to no end.
The next day, they told me I needed to do it again since I "chickened out". Surprisingly though, the same thing happened. We talked all recess. Although this time we talked about all our different shows and whatnot. This kept happening. Every recess, we'd both sit down and talk about the things we liked. Eventually, how we acted around each other changed in class too. We'd pass notes between each other and we would even partner up during projects. Eventually, I stopped playing and hanging out with the other guys and just played with her. We ended up becoming best friends all the way through high school and into college.
She ended up changing a whole lot since those years in elementary school. She ended up getting contacts, the braces came off, she got her hair under control, and she ended up filling out very nicely. She ended up turning into the type of girl every guy wanted.
One time when we were hanging out, we were joking around and she ended up throwing one of her bras at me. I'm guessing it was just the closest thing at hand at the time. She was a 34DDD. It was ridiculous. She was only 5'0" and really skinny so they looked even bigger on her.
Funny thing is, she was still really nerdy. She still drew and was incredibly good at it. She got A's in all of her classes. She was even captain of the chess club. On top of that she was a big anime fan and went to anime conventions whenever she had the chance. Her favorite that she ended up convincing me to go to with her one year was Otakon. It was actually a lot of fun.
Anyways, we ended up going to the same college together. VCU. Home of the Rams. She was double majoring in Art and Pre-Nursing while I was there for Biology. We pushed each other all the time to do better and both had a 4.0 into our junior year. When our junior year did come along we decided to move out of the dorms and share an apartment over near Carytown. It was nice. This is where we ended up meeting Chris, who was our neighbor. We all ended up becoming pretty good friends.
Anywho, here we are on the supposed last day of our lives, talking it up on the couch. We talked for a couple more minutes about the crazy thing we thought people were doing, different shows we watched and whatnot. Eventually, a silence settled over us as Tara looked down. She looked like she was concerned about something.
Resting my hand on her arm I said, "Hey, what's up? It looks like something's on your mind."
She sat there for a moment before saying, "I know chances are the world isn't going to end, but still the thought scares me. There'd be so many things I haven't done, ya know."
"What else did you want to do anyways?"
Tara was a bit of a dreamer at times. She would imagine all these crazy scenarios in her head and occasionally some would just get to her.
"Well, there's that convention I've always wanted to go to. Learn to play the piano. Learn a martial arts style. Find a boyfriend… get married." She was blushing a little at that last statement. Funny thing is even though she's gorgeous, she had only ever had one boyfriend. I ended up finding out he cheated on her when I found her at my door crying her eyes out. I went up to him the next day in school and decked him in the face. I might have been suspended for a week, but it was totally worth it.
"Tara." She looked up at me. "I promise you that you will get to do all of that. I mean come on. What are the chances some crazy ancient culture could predict our end?"
She let out a soft giggle. "Yeah. I guess you're right. I mean if the world was gonna end, wouldn't we have seen some signs by now?"
"Exactly! Now come on. Quit being so depressing and have a little fun."
Chris decided to walk back in and speak up at that moment. "Alright, here it comes guys."
We all watch the tv as the ball in New York dropped. Thirty seconds. Twenty seconds. Ten seconds. Midnight. We all stood there for a second before I busted out laughing.
"See? I told you it wasn't going to end. Alright, let's head out and see if-" At that moment I was stopped.
The room had begun shaking.
Gently at first, but soon becoming more violent. Things were starting to fall over and we began finding it harder and harder to keep our balance.
Tara grabbed onto my arm before saying, "Eric, I'm scared."
Hugging her to me I responded calmly, "It's okay. It's probably just an earthquake that will-" And at that moment I heard a crash before everything went black. The shaking stopped. Everything fell silent. Even the air ceased to continue moving.
It was as if a void had fallen over me.
It was then that I realized that neither Tara nor Chris were with me anymore. Looking around I desperately tried to find them. I called out. I screamed. I cried, but still nothing answered me and nothing else came into my view. I kept going until a voice seemed to resonate from every direction.
"Dude, would you try and keep it down? I've got a bad hangover and YOU are not making it any easier on me."
"…W-What?"
"Yeah, that shut you the fuck up really quick didn't it?"
"Who are you? Where are you?"
"Oh you know. Everywhere and nowhere. Always with you, watching over you and that sort of bullshit."
"Wait. Are you God?"
"DING DING DING! We have a winner. Tell them what they've won Shirly."
There was a short pause before I heard a girlish voice say, "Nothing."
"Well, that's too bad. Better luck next time."
"Wait a second, if you're God, aren't you supposed to be incredibly wise and gentle and all that."
Well, you know at first I did live up to that stereotype, but after a few thousand years, I got bored, so I decided to play the biggest prank on you all and convince this one family that their kid was my son. Started a whole revolution."
(I'm so gonna piss someone off, but who cares. I'm having a lot of fun. Also, please try not to take me too seriously, I just thought it would be fun to depict God this way. I will say this though, I will block anyone that decides to send me a butthurt review. Just saying.)
"Wait, so the Bible is-"
"A lie. Yep. Although, Lucifer and the other angels are real. Lucifer isn't that mean though. He's actually right here. Say 'Hi' Lucy."
Next thing I know, a voice that strangely resembled Guru from Dragonball Z Abridged said, "Hello."
"He's such a nice guy. Anyways, this isn't making my hangover any better so onto business. I got tired of all the bullshit going on in your world so I decided to end it. Thought it would be fun to go with this crazy theory that the Mayans predicted the end. Turns out the reason the calendar ended there was cause the guy who was making it died."
I was baffled. I had no idea how to react. I wasn't that religious, but still, I never expected a god to be like this.
"So, where would you like to go?"
I was confused. Was he giving me the choice of going to Heaven or Hell? If that were the case, wouldn't the answer be obvious? "What do you mean?"
"Well, things aren't as simple as Heaven and Hell. Ever watched the show Supernatural?"
"No."
"You should. Great show. Anyways, in there they say that Heaven isn't just one place, but instead an infinite number of places. It's made up of each person's paradise. Heaven is kinda like that, but instead of being sent to your paradise, you choose where you are gonna go. Heck, there was a guy who chose to go to a world made entirely of chocolate pudding. Weirdo. Anyways, that's the deal. Where do you want to go?"
It took a little bit to take this in. The idea of doing whatever I wanted or going to any world I wanted. The choices were limitless. I was thinking of going to a world of sexy women when a thought occurred to me.
"Umm, before I answer, have you already talked to my friend Tara?"
"The really hot girl? Yeah, she went off to the world of Naruto. Wanted to start back at the same time as he did and that sort of stuff."
I nearly facepalmed at this. Of course she would want to go there. She was obsessed with Naruto. I mean given it was a pretty awesome manga, I was still wondering why she's pick such a dangerous place over one of her other favorite animes.
"God Damnit."
"No."
"What?"
"I said no. You all keep telling me to damn all this stuff. Damn this. Damn that. Why don't you go and damn your own stuff?"
I shook my head a little at this. Breathing out I began, "Can you send me to the same world as her?"
"Dude, why?"
"She's my best friend and I need to protect her."
"You sure about that? You could have anything. I mean anything, Dude."
"Yeah, I'm sure."
"Alright then."
"Although, one thing. Could you make it so slowly over time I gained the Kyuubi's worth in chakra? Maybe even throw in an eye kekkei genkai or something. It'll make it easier for me to stay alive and protect her."
"Yeah, I guess."
"Really?" I was actually a little excited about this. At first, I was really scared because of the world I was about to head into, but now I'm feeling a little more sure of myself.
"Yeah, I mean you seem like a cool guy so why not? And I mean it is your world to make up so you could be a 200 foot tall purple poke dotted giraffe that breathed fire if you wanted."
For some reason I considered this for a second. Quickly dismissing the idea, I said, "Thanks."
"One warning though."
I was a little scared. "What is it?"
"Once I send you here, there's no changing your mind and going to a different world. You sure about this?"
Letting out a sigh, I said, "Yeah. Send me there."
"Alright. Good luck, Dude."
Suddenly, there was a bright light. I began feeling my body be pulled in ever direction then, suddenly, thrown forward. It wasn't very pleasant. Imagine how it feels when you're going down the first drop on a rollercoaster, then multiply that feeling by a hundred. I felt like I was racing forward at the speed of light when I felt myself hit a hard surface.
