Title: BURST INTO FLAMES!
By: Chunja/Kanon
Type: Probably oneshot. Kinda-Yaoi.
Summary: Ichigo wished Aizen's cock burst into flames with this one, little, dainty sentence.
Started/Finished: October 25, 2008/October 25,2008
Disclaimer: Bleach, Ichigo, Aizen, Ichimaru, and Orihime is not mine. No, really. I wished it was. Don't you wish it was mine?
Ichigo wished Aizen's cock burst into flames with this one, little, dainty sentence.
"The skirt suits you."
And it wasn't helping at all that Orihime was blushing, as if stolen all the pigment of cherries and apple in the world. Not to mention how definitely uncomfortable the L-word P-word feels on his ass.
"I hav ta' admit, berry; the lace panties suits ya well." Ichimaru added.
Burst into flames! He started. Burst into flames! BURST INTO FLAMES!
Aizen chuckled at the fuming Ichigo... Well, it was either a red-fuming or a red-embarrassed Ichigo. Petty things that doesn't matter. Anyway.
As much as it wasn't like him to do such thing, he believed he was, and is, addicted to an Ichigo in costumes. Most of them involving skirts. While at it, very, very short skirt that show off that daaamn pert, hot ass.
He had liked the high school girl get-up. He had liked the other high school girl get-up. But then decided that nothing, and I mean, nothing, can beat the French maid.
"YOU," Ichigo screamed, "YOU. Had abused my right of being a hostage!"
"THIS," Ichigo tugged at the the ruffly hair-band harshly. "AND THIS," He tugged at the dress harshly. "is humiliation on my pride! Would you like me to dress you in this?!"
Aizen simply answered, "If you could."
BURST INTO FLAMES! Ichigo screamed mentally.
"D-don't worry, K-Kurosaki-k-kun," Orihime managed to say through her pigment disease. "Y-you look v-very p-p-p-"
"Pretty?" Ichimaru suggested, that fox smile still on his face.
BURST INTO FLAMES!!
"Would you take the liberty of sitting in my lap?" Aizen offered.
The snap of Ichigo's conscience echoed through the room.
"Getsuga-"
-END-
Omake, for those who want to finally see Aizen in a skirt for once in FF NET:
Aizen wished his cock burst into flames within that one, little, dainty sentence.
Las Noches was destroyed within one minute. He had been lucky to be alive, with Ichigo-sama's mercy to thank for. Now he have to live with Ichigo-sama at his home, where he slept at the closet. When he wasn't sleeping, he simply just helped Ichigo-sama around.
But nothing he can do when the breeze ran through his skirt, which he clumsily tried to hold down.
"The skirt suited you." Ichigo said with a chuckle.
-END?-
I wanted to make an awkward situation for once. So I did. XD
I got inspired by that commercial for That 70's Show. You know, that one where Eric's sister repeated the mantra "BURST INTO FLAMES!" with a pissed-off face?
That one.
Review please?
