I Do not own soul eater or the andy griffith show no copy write intended.
As Andy Taylor sits in his office awaiting his weekly visit from Otis he hears a new noise. "What in the world is that?" The sound was loud enough to wake up Deputy Barney Fife. "I don't know Ang." They quickly sprang to their feet and ran out side to find a brand new black Buick Skylark . Andy whistles "Woo Wee. Look at that new piece of machinery." Barney looks at the car " I've never seen that car before. Who does it belong to?" A unknown voice answers the question " That beautiful car belongs to me." They turn see a tall and medium muscular build young man with long brown hair to his shoulders with a mustache wearing a black suit and black tie and sun glasses and a black hat. Suddenly a woman runs past Andy to the man. She was of average build but very well curved with blond hair done in a certain twisting way she was wearing a black sleeveless dress showing off snake tattoo's on her for arms. The man hugs her and smiles. "So does this lovely little women. Oh where are my Manners? My name is Kokuja Doku this here is my wife Medusa Doku" Andy walks over and shakes his hand "Well pleasure to meet I am Sheriff Andy Taylor and this here is my deputy Barney Fife."
"Well me and family just bought the new mansion that they built in Mayberry so I thought I'd show my wife around town while my other wife Liz is bringing the kids to the house." Andy looks at him shocked and confused "2 wives? What in the world?" Kokuja and Medusa look down at the ground then each other and chuckle "Let me explain we all have certain feelings for each other and love each other. We believe in god Sheriff and holy matrimony." Barney interjects "Now hang on Ang lets not judge the way the man wants lives is his own business." "Your right Barn now why don't i show you were to get a hair cut." Kokuja laughs. Medusa looks at Andy scared and almost screams "No not his hair. Thats one of his best parts." They all laugh as Medusa stands completely serious. Medusa looks down and mumbles so no one can hear her "Baka" "Medusa why don't you take the skylark home and bring the kids around town. I will stay here and speak with the sheriff but if you dont' mind pull my case out of the trunk." Medusa smiles. "Sure snake i'll get it." ANdy looks at the man "Snake?" "An old nick name. My name Kokuja translates to 'Black Snake' so her and Liz call me snake." Medusa hands him a case and he walks into the Court house.
"Well Sheriff would you like me tell you about myself or can you tell me about the town?" Andy ponders this for second then gives his signature chuckle "Well Mr. Doku lets here about you." Kokuja stands up and chuckles "Well I was born in new york in slum in harlem I had nothing but my music, my guitar, and my cunning brain I got out and maid a name for myself writing songs and a eventually becoming a well respected musician then marrying the loves of my life now 14 years later 4 kids with the both of them and my money I can retire here at the age of 34." Barney snaps his fingers "Wait a minute I know you. You played with that guy Johnny Cash and then you made a gold record yourself." "Gold record?!" Andy says shockingly. "Thats me." "Can you play for us?" "I thought you might ask that.' Kokuja goes to his case and pulls out his black acoustic guitar and begins playing a slow song.
"I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything
What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end
And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt
I wear this crown of thorns Upon my liars chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time The feelings disappear You are someone else I am still right here
What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end
And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt
And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt
If I could start again A million miles away I will keep myself I would find a way"
Andy sits with a smirk "Well that was simply perfect." "Kokuja smiles "Well thank you. I should be getting home to my wives and kids." Andy stands up to lead him out "You know maybe tomorrow you can come by for dinner at my place and my family you can bring yours and Barney you can bring Thelma Lou well I'll even Invite Helen." Kokuja smiles and shakes his hand. "No problem I'm going home." Kokuja walks out side and lights a cigar.
As Kokuja walks in 3 girls run up and hug him "Daddy!" Kokuja smiles and hugs him back. "Hello Crona, Shyna, and Zoddiku." A young teenage boy who looks exactly like Kokuja walks to him and hugs him. "Hi Dad" "Hi Same" Crona was a teenage girl tall for her age with pink hair who had her fathers crystal blue eyes. Shyna was a young girl who looked exactly like Medusa while Zoddiku had long brownish blond hair and was the youngest of all the kids with brown puppy dog eyes. All the kids were dressed in black (Kokuja's favorite color and the color of his family). A young woman not Medusa she looked like an adult version of Zoddiku "Hello Liz" Kokuja smiles at he looks at the woman wearing the same kind of dress that Medusa wore. Medusa stepped out and he kissed them both. Kokuja looks at them and whispers into their ears "Tonight we can make love as much as you 2 want" Medusa smiles "I did say your hair was one of your best features but its definitely not your best.
A few hours later the kids were in bed. As Liz and Medusa walk into the room they see Kokuja standing there with no shirt as they see his exposed and tattoo's all over his torso. They laid and made love until the sun came up. As Kokuja laid drifting to sleep with his wives in his arms he thought "Dammit we have dinner tonight and I was to busy screwing them to tell them." Come to find out Andy was having the same problem with his girl friend Helen. Before Kokuja shut his eyes Liz asked in a voice of silk along with Medusas voice "Did they suspect a thing?" "No they don't know we are from the year 2015 pistol. Dont worry my pistol or you my witch cause worse comes to worse." Liz transforms into a gun and Medusa's tattoo's begin to move into vector arrows along with Kokuja's "We could always fight are way out if things go south."
