The Completely Pointless Plotless Fanfiction ever

(The view is just a Burgundy curtain, which moves at times from the wind or the people on the other side. Finally, it opens and I walk onto the stage donned in a Goldenrod suit with matching hat and shoes, the wizard robe flowing in the wind) Good evening. I am Goldenrod Lockhart and welcome to the feature. Now, before we start the show, I'd thought I would just tell you about how this fic would go. If you remember me from the past attempts of putting this story up, I would do one chapter that I wrote myself and then a Request chapter where you lovely readers would send to me what you would like to see. It would, however, depend on how well I know it. Be it Anime, Tv shows, or movie. Now, I think I've kept you too long with my insistent rambling, let's begin.

Oh yes, there's one more note I'd like to leave you with. In this story, There Will be tons and tons of Characters that may come from Various Anime/Movie/Television series so I would like to say that I do not own ANY of the Copyrighted Characters in this fic. And believe me, there are a lot. Enjoy!

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(O-Chapter 1: Signature Shenanigans!-O)

It was a sunny day in the Independence Hall. There was a lot of excitement going around that day see as they had just finished writing the Declaration of independence. During a break, John Adams had decided to settle down with a newspaper while smoking his pipe.

Hmm, He thought. I see the Samhaders have beaten the Kinokuus by a nose. The Samhaders were his favorite team. He was fully immersed in the Periodical that he didn't notice three people coming in.

Those three were Benjamin Franklin, Robert Livingston, and Roger Sherman. Roger had a Quill pen and a piece of parchment. They stood behind John's Chair as Music started out of seemingly nowhere. Roger cleared his throat and John looked up.

"Mr. Adams, I say you should sign it," Roger sang while holding up the quill pen and the Parchment which was the Declaration of Independence. John rolled his eyes.

"Oh, come on. Not THIS again." He sighed annoyed. Apparently, this has happened before.

"To you legal mind and brilliance we defer." Roger continued as he handed John the Pen.

"I'm sorry. I'm not going through this again so you can take this back, thank you." John said as he handed it back to Roger.

"Mr. Adams. But, Mr. Adams. The things I write…the things I write…" Roger had started to get stuck as he suddenly had forgotten the words "Hang on…Mr. Adams. But, Mr Adams. The things I write are…Dash it all. I've forgotten the rest of it." The music stopped much to the relief of John.

"And I'd wish you would forget about me signing that constitution Because I'm not going to." He said while going back to his paper.

"But we really DO need to get your signature, John." Pleaded Benjamin.

"Yes, we really do. We have to get it in to Mr. Jefferson sooner or later." Robert added.

"What does the dry cleaner have to do with this?" John asked.

"No, no. Thomas Jefferson." Robert corrected. "We need to send it to him."

'But HE doesn't have to sign it Because he, for some reason, had to go away to France and I can't sign it because I'm obnoxious and disliked…" Said John, quoting the song. "…And I can't believe I just insulted myself. Now please, Could you leave so I can have some peace and quiet?" Benjamin stood his ground.

"Well, we're not leaving untill we get your signature!" He said

"AYE!" The other two agreed.

"Alright then, fine." John said. The other two thought he meant he was going to sign the parchment untill he added "I'll just go somewhere else." John got up and started to go upstairs.

"Come on, we can't let him get away!" Robert whispered to the others so they started to follow him. Halfway upstairs, John noticed them.

"And just where do you think you're going?" John demanded of them.

"Come on, man. We really need you to…" Roger started to say.

"NO!" John shouted and ran upstairs. There was a sound of a slamming door in the distance.

"Darn it! You know, we're not getting anywhere with him being stubborn like this!" Benjamin raved.

"Yes, at this rate, We'll never get his signature." Roger added.

"Now don't you two worry. Mr. Livingston has a surefire plan that is fool-proof and almost guaranteed to work." The said person declared.

"Please. I hate it when you talk in third-person. It's creepy." Benjamin stated.

"Sorry. All right. What we're going to do is…" and they huddled together to discuss the plan. It was later on in the day when they decided to put it into action. They spotted John sitting at a table with his legs crossed. "All right. Let's go!" Roger said and they approached him with the pen and parchment. John just groaned.

"Please, John. Won't you sign the constitution?" Benjamin pleaded.

"Please, Benjamin. Won't you leave me alone already?" John asked with a mocking tone.

"B-but John…"

"Now, look!" John said, raising his voice. "I've already said from the very start that I'm not signing that thing and I'm sticking to it. So do me a big favor and Leave-Me-Alone!" John spelled out the last three words.

"All right. All right. Fine." Said Benjamin defeated. "If you don't want to sign the constitution. Fine. We'll just leave. Come men! We're not wanted here. Let's just go ask someone who cares!" and with that, the three turned away and began walking slowly to the door. John sighed with relief and plopped his head down. All seemed to end when suddenly, The three started to hum 'Nobody knows the trouble I've seen' sadly. John looked up a little bit, humphed, and put his head back down. The trio noticed this and hummed louder. Ben hammed it up by having his eyes water.

"It isn't working!" John said. The trio looked back and saw it wasn't so they hummed even louder. It soon got to the point where John couldn't take it anymore, "All Right! Give me the constitution! Just give it to me!" When they heard that, the three happily rushed back and gave him the parchment and pen. What he did was throw the pen over his shoulder and began to rip the constitution up into little pieces, Blowing the pieces into the others faces.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Takes a Breath) OOOOOOOOHHH?!" Was their sounded like little Children doing that,though.

" 'OOOOOOOOH' what?" John asked, knowing full well what they meant.

"Mr. Jefferson is going to be quite angry at you when he finds out you- ooooohhh?!" Roger said.

"You will regret that one, my man." Benjamin added.

"So? let him get mad! At least now none of us has to be bothered by that stupid piece of paper!" John triumphantly said. He then went away laughing, leaving the other three shocked.

"Ooh! Ooh! Let's go tell Thomas now!" Robert said, bursting to tell someone.

"Now now. We mustn't be such tattletales." Benjamin said. They all stood there trying to fight it but they couldn't hold it in. They ran to tell the man who took a long while to write it.

Boy, Is Mr. Adams in deep Trouble! Or Doody to those who doesn't mind using that sort of language. Hey, everyone. Say it with me: Doody! Did you repeat after me? Good. Now it's time for the spankings!

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Hai! Desu ne! So, how was it? Hopefully, I won't have any trouble with this seeing as I am sticking to the rules. Che. Anyway, I would like to hear what you think of it so send me some reviews, please. Oh, and make sure you tell me what you would like in the "Request chapter". Remember, It depends on what I know. If I get more than one Requests, I'll do one and hold the other one for the next one. Well, untill then…JA NE!

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NOTES:

-This was the first chapter The Author has written for the story. It was filmed in late December of 2006 and finally aired on 5-6-07.

-This episode is based on a Manuscript of the same name, written somewhere in late 2003. Some material has been altered.

TRIVA:

-These notes are based on what and Neo Namco does. Read his stories.

-This Fanfiction was uploaded in several attempts, only to be told by the network that it doesn't allow script format. One alternate version was that The Author had a big book given to him by Ron Burgundy. That version is lost as of now.

-So far, the Author has written one Request Chapter. Way to go!