Ever wondered what happened at the end of My Immortal, either the worst fanfic ever written or the best satire ever invented? Well, this is my best guess as to what happened.


AN: warning dis is VERY EMOSHONEL. I cryed.

Da bullit hit Satan in da heart, and he feel 2 the grond, screemin and I wacthed becuz I wuz sadistik and goffik.. "NOOO ENOBY!" satan yellied. "Y wood u do dis 2 me? I loved u!11!" He stared at me n den I realized he wuz dead.

"Im sory," I sed all depressed. I started 2 cry sexly, and Draco contorted me. He wuz cryin 2 and luked sexah. (bisezul guyz r so hot)

Den dUMBlydore screamed "STOP U MOTHERFUCKERS!" (an hes cursing cuz satan just died and hes rlly shocked)

"Shut up prep!1111" I said ngrilly, n me and Draco agve him the middle finger. Dumblydore ran away and den B'loody Mary was standin n front of me. "U killed him" she said. "U saved us"

But I wuz still cryin sxily. "I didnt due n e thing," I sed.

Vampire sed, "U did! Were safe becuz ov u now!" he tryed 2 hug me but draco glard at him.

"Ebondy Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way" McGoggle sed "Vampyr is rite. U r a hero."

I looked n saw dat Loopkin n Snake wer ded n so wuz Hagrid.

"I had 2 kill dem," Vampira sed. Dere wuz blud on his lips. (dere see u prepz/ she iznt a sue!111 cuz she didnt kill dem111)

Den Draco n I started frenching n den he sed "I love u Enoby. Will u marry me?" he wuz almost as sexah as Gerard Way When he lookd at me.

"Yuh" I sed n started taking his cloves off n den he put his thingie in me n i had n orgasm.

AN: dere now u prepz ken b happy its OVAH now!111!1!