Facebook on Accident
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It's that week again! Zutara week. A collection of one-shots featuring Zutara. I'm psyched because this is my first Zutara week. I'm happy to take part in it. Today's prompt is Social Networking. So, here we go.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Avatar: The Last Airbender because seriously, if I did, Jet and Mai would be gone forever.
Zuko POV
I got home from school on Friday. I logged onto Facebook. I read the statuses of my friends. Mai was angry because of our break-up so she unfriended me.
I change my relationship status to single and like 12 girls like it. The sad thing is that none of them are her, Katara Winters. We're best friends and I guess that's all we'll ever be.
I actually met her from Facebook. Well, I knew her from school because she was my best friend's sister. What I mean is that I got to know her through Facebook. We'd chat and we could just tell each other anything.
Her favorite color is blue. Her favorite animal is a penguin. Her favorite food is something called stewed sea prunes. They're pretty good. Tastes like dumplings.
I always supported her except when she did stuff I disagreed with. I encouraged her to be with Aang even though it pained me. They had a tragic break-up and she came to me. I comforted her and she was better.
She dated Jet and I told her he wasn't any good. She didn't believe me. They broke up when Katara caught him and my sister making out. She said I was right and I comforted her again.
Whenever I get near her, I have a habit of sniffing her. I can't help it, she smells good. Don't call me a creep.
Now we get back to the present. I'm typing in my diary about how smart, beautiful, nice, and talented that Katara is. I continue on about how I wish we were together, but we'll never be. How I dated Mai to try to stop thinking about her and all that stuff I couldn't say to her. I hit the save and log out of Facebook.
WAIT...Facebook? I POSTED THAT ON FACEBOOK? O CRAP, gotta take it down before anyone reads it. I log in and I'm too late. CURSE MY LONG PASSWORD!
Katara read my post and commented on it. I, too scared to read it: delete the post, log off, and go onto a quiz site.
I take a quiz on Hunger Games and get a hundred percent. Took one on The Saga of Darren Shan and got one wrong. I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT WHO DARREN FIRST SUCKED BLOOD FROM! I put Sam Grest, but no... It's apparently Alan Morris. I forgot that detail from the first book.
Thinking the Facebook environment is safer now, I log on. When I see what's there, I'm shocked. People made a page dedicated to me and Katara. This is so going to make her madder. They call us Katuko. Really? That's weird, if I chose a couple name for us, it'd be Zutara. At least Zutara sounds cool.
Ty Lee IM's me.
Ty: ZUKO! I always knew you two'd end up together. Why didn't you tell me?
Me: We aren't together. I accidentally posted my feelings for her and people must have seen it. They probably started the page. Now, Katara will never love me.
Ty: Don't say that. You're very lovable.
Ty: AND DON'T START WITH YOUR SCAR.
Ty: It makes you hot and mysterious.
Katara is online
Me: Katara might not think that.
Katara: Katara won't think what?
Me: NOTHING! BYE!
I log off of Facebook. Boy, can I ever use that again? My phone rings.
It's Katara. I debate whether to answer or not.
I answer and say, "This is a voicemail, Beep!" Really? That's what I went with?
Katara says, "Zuko, I wanted to talk to you about your post today."
I reply, "Okay, we talked about the subject, good bye." I hang up.
I hear a beep. Aw, I forget I have Facebook mobile for my Android phone. Katara IM's me.
Katara: ZUKO! talk to me.
I log in on my computer.
Me: Katara look, I'm sorry.
Ty Lee joined the chat.
Sokka joined the chat.
Suki joined the chat.
Sokka got kicked from the chat.
Katara: Zuko, did you mean what you posted?
Me: Umm...
Ty: Umm...? ZUKO! Just tell her.
Suki: Katara, tell him YOUR feelings and maybe he'll reply.
Zuko: Feelings? You have feelings for me?
Katara: YES! Zuko, I love you. Always have since the day we met. You warned me about Jet. I wanted to get over the fact that you and Mai were dating.
Zuko: I did that to try to distract me from you. I love you too.
Ty: Told ya Zuzu
Suki: Zuzu? Seriously?
Ty: Yeah, maybe Blue-Eyes can call him that.
Me: Blue-Eyes? No, when I think Blue-Eyes, I think Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Katara: What?
Me: Nothing. And we aren't even together. Unless, you wanna be.
Katara: Sounds great.
Me: Wanna catch a movie later?
Katara: Sure.
Me: Pick you up at 8?
Katara: That'd be good.
Ty: My work here is done.
Ty Lee has logged off
Suki: Me too.
Suki has logged off
I changed my relationship status to In a relationship with Katara Winters.
Ty Lee, Suki, and 4 other people like this.
Thank you accidentally posting on Facebook!
Oh CRAP! it's 7:50, GONNA BE LATE!
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Review please. I personally pick this prompt as my favorite this year.
