A/N: The story is NOT what you think. It's actually pure crack, but I won't spoil it for you. Carry on.
I'm A…Werewolf?
"Blaine, stop trying to play with my hair; your cuteness is distracting me," Kurt huffed as Blaine reached a hand up to stroke his boyfriend's hair.
"But it's so….pretty…" Blaine trailed off, mesmerized.
"Blaine," Kurt growled, more than a little annoyed. "I told you: no cuddling, no snuggling, no hugging, no kissing, and certainly no playing with my hair while I'm doing homework!"
"But, Kurt, bad things happen if I can't cuddle you…" Blaine warned.
"Like what? What could possibly happen, Blaine?" Kurt huffed.
"Well…I turn into a werewolf," Blaine replied.
There was silence as Kurt wondered what exactly his boyfriend had been smoking.
"Blaine, what did I tell you about taking candy from creepy old guys on the street? Do we have to go through this again?" he asked.
"No, Kurt, I'm serious!"
"Uh huh, sure, and I'm really a vampire," Kurt said sarcastically.
"Really?" Blaine asked.
"No!" Kurt replied. "This isn't Twilight, Blaine, geez!"
"But I really do turn into a were-"
"I don't wanna hear it again," Kurt stopped him. "I think you should go home and sleep it off," he suggested.
Blaine, instead, chose to lean into Kurt and cuddle him.
"I told you, Blaine, no cuddling!" Kurt growled, pushing Blaine away and trying to get back to work.
Blaine could feel the transformation taking place, when it was finally over, he poked Kurt in the back with his claw to get his attention.
"What, Blaine? What could you possibly want no-OH MY GOD YOU WERE SERIOUS?" Kurt screamed as he looked up at Blaine, who shrugged.
"I told you so," Blaine said.
"I always knew you were a cuddle monster…."
END
A/N: XD! LOL! I love Blainers..
