JessandJess21- Hola/Hi
Jess- Como esta? soy Zetta o Z, pero me llamo Jess y te llama jess y es muy confusing.
Jess- Stop speaking in Spanish! What she is saying is she is happy to be co-writing with me!
Z- No i'm not, i'm saying i'll be going by Z in respect for my past time as zetta1313s, and its because we both have the same name and it's confusing if we both go by Jess, DUH!
Jess-Soo it could get realllly confusing! Oh and I'm the fun Jess! So I made up all the jokes!
Z- (coughcough)no-you're-not(cough cough)
Jess-Meh whatever, I am actually the more serious Jess.
Z- i'm the more random of us, and a bit more... eccentric. I'm also easily the more insane, esspecailly if any of you ( i hope you didn't, they were and are horrible) read my old fics. they're all discontinued and got confusing. on the bright side we might do them some day. after ouran though. only after ouran.
Jess-Oh and My Oc is Chris... Zetta stop making ads for your old fanfics!
Z- Not, i'm warning them not to read them! Plus we decided that when we're done here we'll try to fix that mess.
Jess-Okay okay, we're boring our readers!
Z-meh, where's my OC twins? they usually lien things up here. or at least the evil one does
sakura- I'M NOT EVIL YOU BITCH
Z- bitch is a female wolf, and wolves are known for leadership. beuaty and wisdom, thanks for the compliment
Jess- Let's just start the story... It takes place a year after the events in the host club! (being ignored)
miki- Chris? why did nee-sama call Z-chan a bitch? i thought that was a female wolf
Chris- N-nothing hey isn't Jess saying something about storytime?
Z- who cares what's being said, it's showtime!( hops onto couch)
Jess-(grabs popcorn) Okay enjoy!
Z- forgot the kettlecorn, gimme a minute! (runs to microwave)
Jess- Forget her- (clicks pause button on remote and Z freezes) let's begin! Oh and a disclaimer- we don't own Ouran High School Host Club... Sorryy


The host club buzzed with excitement. Tamaki was being stupid, flirting with some girls, toying with their hearts. Honey was happily(and cutely) eating cake while Mori watched thoughtfully, a slight smile on his face.. The twins were performing their 'famous' twinsest act. Hikaru was currently on top of Karou hugging and whispering sweet nothings into the others ear, the girls were squealing in content. The only thing that seemed slightly out character, was Haruhi. The young 'boy' was holding a plain cell phone to 'his' face.

"Hello?" Haruhi said, with confusion towards the unknown number. It looked familiar, she just couldn't place it.

"RuRu-nee!" A young, high-pitched voice said into the phone.

"Miki?" Haruhi asked, suddenly realizing who belonged to this number, "is that you?"

"Yup RuRu-nee! We're coming back home."

"Really? But why all of a sudden?" she paused, thinking she might of hurt the young girls feelings with this comment, "I mean, why now after you have been in America for a while?"

"Well my boss wants me to closer to base, so I had to come back. And since it's only a few kilometers from our grounds, kaa-chan and tou-chan decided we could come back home."

"Well that's convenient," said Haruhi, not really surprised by the sudden move. She did only move to America because the researchers there needed her help.

"Mm! oh! and remember Ri-Ri-chi?"

"STOP TRYING TO PUT A COLLAR ON ME YOU DEMON CHILD," a voice from the other end of the line yelled.

"YOU'RE GOING TO WEAR IT!" screamed an extremely annoyed voice.

"What was-" Haruhi began.

"Kura-nee thinks that Ri-Ri-chi'll get lost if she's not on leash... she's not the best at direction ," Miki said quietly before returning to her cheerful tone.

"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" the voice from the other side, who Haruhi guessed to be Chris boomed.

"Why does that not surprise me..." mumbled Haruhi, and what was with Sakura's obsession with collars and leashes anyways?

"Well we'll be landing in a bit, so i have to go now."

"Haruhi," the blonds voice boomed over her thoughts, "what are you doing?"

"Nothing Tamaki-sempai, coming!" Haruhi gathered her thoughts and began back to the host
"Oh alright,"

"We'll find you at your school, oh and don't forget to be nice to Ri-Ri-chan, she's American..."

"I won't. see you tomorrow miki."

"See ya tamarrra Ru-Ru- nee!" Miki cheered into the phone with a slight American accent.

The line then went blank. Haruhi could hear the slight buzz of static from the other side.

Sighing she closed the phone, "I have a feeling this short vacation of normal is coming to a close," she mumbled, "I can't believe its been eight years since I've seen them... I wonder what Chris is like?"

Meanwhile on the other side...

A 17 teen year old short haired light brunet and dark brown haired fourteen year old were locked in a combination of a wrestling and screaming match.

"WEAR IT!" The fourteen year old yelled, her fuschia tips almost a fiery carmine flew about as she tried to pin her opponent, the rest of her a light chocolate brown resting neatly despite her ruff housing.

"NEVER! NOW GET OFF ME DEMON CHILD!" The 17 year old replied, her short hair flying all over the place, the light earth yellow being grabbed at by annoyed pale hands.

"Well aren't they lively?" said the mother, her caked on makeup cracking as she gave a half hearted smile, her flawless ruby-lust hair splitting from her annoyance..

"Dear, please keep Chris and your sister under control, we are paying for both their educations you know," Reminded her father, not looking up from his computer screen as the battling duo bumped into the couch, bumping his screen, his dark seal brown hair falling into his eyes as he growled, "now would be preferable."

"Gomenasai otou-chan, but I don't think I can..." Miki said in a disappointed tone, her celeste eyes tearing up as her areo bangs fell into her eyes, mixing with her chestnut hair.

The two girls quickly got up, the older taking Miki into her arms. "What's wrong?"

"I-I just d-don't wanna lose Ri-Ri-chi..." Miki softly sobbed.

Ri-Ri-chi then panicked, "oh- umm-" Chris then rubbed her neck awkwardly, "I just, um really don't want to-"

"Just wear the collar and leash," said a blond eight year old, handing his beloved stuffed bear, Jiko, to Miki, who gave a soft, "arigato" in return.

"b-"

"Do you really want Miki to be this stressed?" said Sakura, a bit cocky as her extremely long hair swayed behind her as she moved closer to Chris.

"...no" grumbled the American, hanging her head and slumping her shoulders as she realized she had been defeated by the demon child. Her hair barely covered her face as she hung her head in defeat.

Sakura held out the collar. Chris reluctantly put it on, and gave the leash to Miki. She looked at herself in the glass case across the room, her short hair hung just past the nape of her neck. She grunted in distaste, not only did she look like a boy, but she looked like a masochist as well. 'Why did the demon child need to cut my hair, anyway,' as she began to fall into to utter depression Miki's voice brought her out of it.

"A-are you s-sure?" stuttered Miki, holding Jiko as close to her as humanly possible, she honestly didn't want Chris to do anything she didn't like on her behalf, especially after Sakura cut her hair in her sleep...

"Yeah I'm sure..." mumbled Chris, just before the collar clicked into place. Miki snapped her head up with hopeful eyes, her tears vanishing instantaneously as a look of wonder filled their place when she heard the collar click into place.

If my brothers ever find out about this... she thought before Miki's words broke her thoughts.

"Yay! Now Ri-Ri-chi won't get lost!" exclaimed an ecstatic Miki, releasing Jiko from his death grip as flowers seemed to appear out of nowhere and surround the happy child.

"I wouldn't get lost anyway, b-but I don't need you worrying is all!" half snapped Chris, her anger fading as she saw Miki smile. At least she's happy...

"But now you won't be able to for sure," Miki said happily, taking the leash as Chris put her arm on top of the couch, giving a simple, "yeah, yeah yeah."

"Now was that so hard?" asked the smug demon child, smirking after watching Chris's will crumble from her twin's over-reactive responses in that reserved manner of hers. All according to plan she thought to herself. Her previous theory of Chris doing anything her twin asked of her having been confirmed.

Chris glared at her, mouthing "screw you"

"What does that mean?" asked Sakura with her fake innocence, reveling in Chris's temporary paralysis. She wouldn't...

"What does what mean? asked Miki.

She couldn't...

"Screw you, what does that mean?" asked Sakura, mocking her twin's personality.

Chris then fell off the couch, and turned to stone. Both parents looked up for a minute, but soon got back to their own work finding the scene in front of them to be quite normal for the trio.

"I dunno," responded Miki, turning to statue Chris, "hey Ri-Ri-nee?" began Miki. She then saw her friend's statute and panicked.

"Ri-Ri-nee! Oh no! What happened?!" exclaimed Miki quickly as she jumped up from the couch, her hands flying to her head.

"I dunno,'" Sakura lied, keeping her mock-innocence act up with a concerned, panicked tone.

"What should we do?" panicked Miki, "I've never even heard of petrification actually happening in real life, and in Perseus's tale they never told you if it was reversible!" Miki frantically told Sakura, who then faked even greater concern.

"Maybe it's not?" Sakura said, "maybe it's permanent and there's no hope of ever getting Chris back," Sakura taunted.

Miki paled, then went into hysterics, "B-but RI-RI-CHI!" she sobbed, tears flying from her face in seconds.

Chris suddenly bolted up, and in a swift motion she went to Miki while thwapping Sakura's head, "SAKURA SHUT UP! I'M NOT REALLY STONE!" she softened slightly and focused her attention on Miki, " It's okay sweetie." she shot a swift glare at Sakura, "I'm not going anywhere anytime soon."

Sakura pouted slighted and turned around, no longer wanting to face Chris. 'Why does that girl hate me so much,' she thought with a muddled look on her face. Miki yawned suddenly tired very tired, and went up to Chris and snuggled up against her. She was slightly shocked from the close contact from the girl, but soon got comfortable and allowed her to lay next to her.

Chris smiled slightly, 'Its funny how Miki is only half a foot shorter than me, but she still acts like a kid.' Again she smiled fondly at the 14 year old, 'also she has the mental capacity of a college grad,' she let her eyelids droop for a moment to let her thoughts settle, 'she is too innocent for her own good.'

Opening her eyes, she scanned the plane. Sakura was engrossed in some Japanese Magazine, called Rose Girls. Chris had scanned through it once and found no interest of the teen idols or who was dating who, that and she could hardly read the hiragana on the glossy pages.

The twins mother was currently on the phone, talking so fast, Chris couldn't understand, even with her basic Japanese skills. Chris shuddered from her memories of first meeting the twins. They would only speak to her in Japanese, and being the American she is, it sounded like word garbage.

flashback

Chris was walking home from cheer practice. She grumbled in distaste as she looked down at the short cheer outfit on her.'I could deal with short shorts, but a short skirt... Uhhhhg' Her hair was pulled back into a pony that fell a bit below her shoulders.

Why the hell am i cheerleader? I don't even like them! … then again they are paying me... thought Chris as she walked absentmindedly, until-

CRASH

"Ah!"said a small girl, roughly 8, as she fell down, landing on her butt and falling back while chris mimicked the action.

"Anata ga anata no jāku o okonatte iru tokoro o mitekudasai!" (watch where you're going jerk!) screamed a girl with flaming tips around the same age.

"Gomenasai!" (i'm sorry) the first girl repeated in an apologetically as she tried to gather their stuff, bowing repeatedly as she continued to return the other's scattered notebooks, pencils, pens, and books, shoving them back into chris's bag.

"Heimin ni shazai teishi!" (stop apologizing to the commoner!) screeched the flaming tipped girl as she now turned her rage to the icy tipped girl, currently on the brink of tears.

"H-hey leave her alone!" Chris responded, not knowing exactly what was going on, but didn't like it.

"Ippanjin o damara seru!" (silence commoner) screeched the flaming tipped girl.

"I said leave her alone!" snapped Chris, moving the teary eyed girl behind her. The young girl looked up at Chris with wide confused eyes.

"Watashi no hanarete anata no kitanai te!" (get your filthy hands off my sister!) screamed the enraged flamed tips, launching herself at Chris, who easily redirected her attack, while shoving Miki away from her.

Then with a Thump Chris fell down, and wrestled with the flame tipped girl, as the icy tipped girl continued to panic, "Sakura-nee-sama yamete kudasai" (please stop Sakura-nee-sama)

Chris pinned the firey tipped girl, "Now leave her alone!" she demanded, her aura spilling into the dark energy that is reserved for one of Chris's angry moods.

"Watashi ni nani ga shomin o dō suru ka o oshiete inai!" (don't tell me what to do commoner)

"Yamete kudasai!" screamed the icy tipped girl, gaining the full attention of the other girl and Chris,"please stop! please! Sakura-nee-sama!" she screamed once more, tears running down her face. Chris got off of Sakura immediately, in shock that the girl spoke English and was sobbing now. She suddenly felt bad...

"Heimin no gengo o hanasu teishi" (stop speaking the commoner's language!) snapped Sakura.

The blue tipped girl looked as if she'd break down at this rate, "Leave her alone already! Can't you see she's upset! you-you-demon child!" snapped Chris.

Sakura's eyes widened slightly at the new insult. no one had insulted her before, and now this commoner dared to! oh, now this commoner was at the top of her revenge list!

the commoner then softened at the sight of the sobbing girl, and she bent down to get to the girls level "hey, I'm sorry... I'm Chris," she gave a closed eye smile to the girl. 'Please let her speak more English,' she pleaded in her mind. When the young girl gave no sign of replying, she prodded with, "What's your name?"

"M-Mik-ki" stuttered the icy tipped girl as she rubbed her eyes, trying to wipe the tears away, "I-I'm s-sor-ry" apologized the girl, "t-thi-is i-is a-al-l m-my f-fau-lt"

"Oh no sweetie, it's not your fault," said Chris as she held Miki in her arms, as she tried to calm her down. The young girl clung to Chris, holding back a sob.

"I-If I j-jus-t w-watch-ched w-whe-re I-I w-was g-goi-ing-" she stuttered.

"No, I should have watched where I was going." Chris, continued. She noted that the young girl spoke English fairly well, and hardly had an accent.

"Imōto no heimin" (get your hands off my sister!" snapped Sakura, snatching Miki's hand and jerking her behind her, as she scolded her all the way home as they left Chris behind. She winced slightly, seeing the delicate young girl being roughhoused.

She remembered thinking before leaving, I feel sorry for whoever ends up with the firey-scratch that- whoever has to put up with her... poor kid... wonder who they were... and … WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED... but simply shrugged it off as nothing, tired of thinking already. she had to get home before her brothers ate every bit of food... again!

end of flashback

"Who knew all this would happen after that day" thought Chris. absentmindedly she scanned the plane, hoping that there was something amusing going on.

The twins father was also on his phone, but speaking English, "No we cannot make a commercial for your 'furry cat playthings'- why? Because it will not sell. Goodbye ."

The Twins' father was in charge of a producing company and they made tons of commercials, the girls even had a TV show, about... well Chris doesn't know-'but knowing Sakura-,' Chris thought, 'it probably involves pain. and a lot of it.'

The twin's father then looked up in a sharp motion, and Chris looked away so he wouldn't know that she was looking at him. The Twins father was a powerful man and a scary guy, and Chris didn't want to give him any ideas.

Then she looked at the twins' little brother. He was absorbed in some video game on his DS. 'Probably some Kingdom Hearts game,' she thought. She remembered walking in on him playing the second game, somehow she ended playing and getting hooked as well. Thats all Chris and the twins' little brother have in common.

Chris was feeling bored, and normally in a time like this she would just get up and walk around and get some water or something. But with the sleeping teen in her lap that was out of the question. So she decided to listen to the breathing of Miki.

Her breaths were slow and steady, like a small fire heating up. She could feel Miki radiate heat, like a kitten. If she listened hard enough she could hear what almost sounded like a…purring? Chris smiled and succombed to the wave of tiredness that swept over her. Soon they were both sleeping, Chris snored ever so slightly, causing Sakura to look up from her magazine and frown in discontent.

Although she looked angry, she was secretly jealous of Miki and Chris's relationship. around the time they met Chris, Miki and her had been forced to separate and weren't as close when she came to live with her sister, and away from her family.

Sakura's temper hadn't improved either, and finding out about the family secrets hadn't lightened her mood in the least, and she began to take it out on her ignorant sister. She didn't mean to, she just did, and miki started to fear her, somewhere along the line, and looked for someone else to lean on like they once did to one another.

Then when Chris came around, Miki clung to her as if her own sister would've killed her, her own twin! she now acted as if the whole damn world revolved around her. Sakura had figured Chris would stay in America. And Miki and herself could try to patch things up.

But no. Chris had to come along, and just had to become Miki's legal body guard, and head of security. Without .Even. Trying.

Ugh! That commoner infuriated her.

But soon Sakura forced herself to forget about it, it was easier that way. and decided to get back at Chris when they were home. That'd be fun, smirked Sakura, picturing the commoner fatigued from jet lag. one good thing about being a model, jet lag vanishes. And with that thought she returned to her Magazine.

The two girls laid together waiting for the arrival to their new home. The two girls slept in this position until a loud ding alerted the passengers of the upcoming captain's message. Miki opened her eyes cutely to listen to the message, gracefully and swift.

Chris however was not as cute. She bolted open and made a slight startled noise, gaining the attention of all passengers, all but the twins raising an eyebrow.

"Smooth," laughed Sakura.

"RiRi-chi?" Miki said meekly, "a-are you o-okay?" she asked as she cutely rubbed her eyes.

Chris just grumbled a "I'm fine," in response. Content with Chris's answer, Miki waited for the pilot's message.

"The plane will be arriving in fifteen minutes," the pilot's voice boomed over the plane.

Miki began to smile as she looked at Chris, "We're going to be home soon!," she said.

Chris feigned a smile, "Yeah," she said, 'I just can't shake off this feeling of... I don't know... change? Am I actually nervous?' She swiftly shook the feeling away, 'No. Way. In. Hell. Am. I. Nervous. A-Anyway I have to be the one who protects Miki, s-so I can't be scared.'

Jess- (points remote at Z, clicks play and unfreezes her) Okay we're done!
Z- WHAT THE HELL! YOU BASTARD!
Jess-Oops I didn't mean too...(I totally did)
Z- LIAR! SAKURA USE MIKI'S FLOWER POWER ATTACK AGAINST HER!
Sakura- (smirks) Hey Miki!
MIki- (turns around) what is it nee-sama? (flowers appear out of nowhere and surround her)
Jess- Wait noooo! I'm sorry. Tooo Cutee! (falls to the ground from cuteness)
Z- that's why I made her that cute!
Jess-(frozen on the ground)
Miki- uh, I don't get it, did I do something wrong (extremely confused
Chris- Uh, It's nothing(Kicks Jess to side) she's just sleeping! (goes to Miki)
Sakura- Stay the hell away from my sister commoner!
Z- You do realize you were written by a commoner, right?
Sakura- NO! upper middle class. there's a difference!
Haruhi- Anyway, JessandJess21 would like 3 reviews for a quicker update soo review.
Z- Otherwise it'll be a month.
Jess- (springs to Life) Not a WHOLE MONTH.
Haruhi- So review and leave all your comments, just don't be too mean.
Z- Flame away, and tell us what you hate(grabs stink bomb) or this will go off on your site
Jess- Zetta, calm down.. anyway Favs and reviews please cause we have the chapters pre-written... I can see them here!
Z- I'm telling them to feel free to flame, how is that bad!?
Jess- Nevermind, we're rambling. Just have a good night/day/morning.
Z- See ya, and I hope you enjoyed your daily dose of insanity ;)