Beck walked into Hollywood Arts carrying two Styrofoam cups of coffee with the take out lids and looked around the deserted hallway. That didn't make sense, his watch said it was five minutes before seven; everybody should still be out in the hallway. He rounded the corner and started walking past the janitors' closet when he was suddenly yanked into the small closet by the collar of his shirt.
Inside was the usual gang of kids, Robbie, Tori, Andre, Rex and Cat, with a special appearance featuring Sikowitz.
"Why are all of you hiding in the janitors closet?" was Becks puzzled inquiry.
"Jade's gone nuts man! She's on a freaking rampage!" was Rex's vehement reply.
"Oh, must have gotten worse than I thought," Beck continued casually.
"You mean to tell us that you know why your girlfriend has had a psychotic breakdown and is currently terrorizing the school in a explosive rampage?" questioned Sikowitz eloquently.
"Um, yeah,"
"Well what is it?" said Tori nervously.
Beck held up one of the coffee cups, "Jade hasn't had her coffee yet."
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The day Jade came to school before her morning coffee forever went down in Hollywood Arts history. She set the world record for the most damage done to a building by one person in the least amount of time. The guy from the record book was afraid to take her picture. And throughout it all, Beck kept a straight face. A true feat of nature.
The End
I tip my hat to the master minds behind the Safari Slam. OhsnapitzJess, Lowlaury, and SQTgirl, they are responsible for enacting the chain of not so unfortunate events that led to this piece of genius. Props to whoever can figure out what author and book series I just mentioned.
(The cast of Victorious in unison): Watching Happiness Burn has no copyrights to the show Victorious and meant no infringement.
Thanks guys, WHB out.
