The German Shepherd

First, if this makes no sense to you, read my profile bio. It may explain some of the answers. If you still have questions, feel from to leave a question in a comment or to PM me.

So, here's how it all started. Science class had just started and we were working on a lab that didn't require too much attention. My friend and I are both huge shippers of LOVESAY and we were trying to get Cameron to mention Zach and/or any secret plans of eloping. (just a fantasy of ours, but it will happen!) We weren't very happy with the start of the conversation but we soon realized it was just a huge metaphor.

~LOVESAY~!

"I'm never going to get married" Cameron says. (now you see why we were unhappy)

"Why?" my friend (lets call her... Karen. Again, maybe real maybe not. Now back to the story) "Why?" Karen and I ask at the same time.

He doesn't even have to think; it's like he knew we were going to ask. "Cuz then you would have to deal with kids and bills. I'm just gonna get a dog."

"What kind of dog?" Karen asks.

This time Cameron has to think about it. "Probably a German Shepherd." we are all silent for a moment, working on the lab. Then he continues, "I'll have him sit on my lap, and cuddle with me and keep me not lonely."

"Awww..." we both reply.

~time passes~

end of class

So the bell just rang and we are all just sitting around talking trying to get out the tiny door 3 people at a time, when I have an epiphany. "Oh my god! Karen! Come here, I need to tell you something."

So I pull her over to the back of all the people and tell her... "The German Shepherd is a metaphor for Zach." She looks at me confused and I explain, "Sitting on his lap... Cuddle with him... Keep him not lonely... How could we not see this earlier!"

"Oh my god you're right" Karen says.

Now whenever were bored we bring up one of these moments. Or one of the ones i will hand to you later.

So how was it? Confusing? Short? Whatever. German Shepard have now become an inside joke among all LOVESAY shippers. Thanks for reading.