AUTHOR'S NOTE: This written fic is proof of me basically being silly. Yes…follows the main Hercules movie. Enjoy!! NaruXSaku
DISCLAIMER: The Disney Hercules movie & Naruto do not belong to me, but to their rightful owners.
Part 1: Long Ago/ Gospel Truth
"Long ago, in the far away land of the Shinobi Villages, there was a golden age of powerful hokages and extraordinary shinobis. And the greatest and strongest of all these Shinobis was the hyperactive, knuckleheaded ninja Naruto." The narrator, whose name was Iruka, says smiling as he thought of the ninja who the story was about. "But what is a measure to become a great shinobi and Hokage? Now, that is what our story is…"
"Will you listen to him?!" A young woman known as Anko says.
"He's making the story sound like some Greek tragedy." Temari replies pretending as if she had pulled a noose around her neck and hung her head down.
"Lighten up dude!" TenTen responds.
"Iruka, we'll take it from here," Tsuande replies.
"Oh alright," Iruka says, bowing his head in defeat.
"We are muses. We are shinobis of our respective villages and proclaimers of both heroes and Hokages." Tsunade began.
"Heroes and hokages like Naruto, our modern day Hercules." Tenten puts in.
"Honey, you mean hunkales! Oooh, would definitely like tomake some sweet music in his…" Ino began only to be cut off by Temari.
"Our story actually begins long before Naruto many eons ago…." Temari says, giving Ino a stern stare as she began to tell the tale….
Tsunade: "Back when the world was new. And Konoha was down on its luck. Everywhere the mean Ninetailed Fox ran a muck."
Aiko: "He was a nasty beast! There was a mess wherever you stepped. Where Chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept."
The others: "And along came the Fourth Hokage!"
Temari: "He moved like a thunderbolt"
Together: In a flash
Ino: He sealed the Fox away
Together: It's trapped, and on his own stopped chaos in its tracks!
Aiko: And that's the world's first dish!
Tsunade: Though the fourth died while still in his youth
Together: Though honey, it may seem impossible
That's the gospel truth
In Konoha life was neat and smooth and vermough
Though, honey it may seem impossible that's the gospel truth!!
