Hi. I am Death because no one assumes my gender. I come from a realm called LUH-MAOO. It's the realm of laughter and is consumed by laughing gas. I'm laughing right now because my boyfriend Thanos just killed half of the universe. He fucked his identity and everyone thought he was the kink of wakanda. And then he gained the indefinitely stones. Now i want to marry him. Here is an essay on why i wanna marry Thanos.
Thanos is purple and I love purple. He has a colourful glove and I used to have colourful gloves until the great depression struck. Thanos is bae 3... In three paragraphites I will talk on paper on how he is relatable.
Firstly, he's purple and I heart purple. Alot of people I know on the street hate purple. What's so relatable about purple is that it is split into two colours in the rainbow: ingrido and violent. And the doctors tell me I have split personality. There's also ultraviolent light, which can kill you. Remember to put of sunscreen kidz with a 'k'. Those colours relate to each other therefore relatable. The people who also love purple is the purple man, a.k.a kilgrave. He loves purple. He also controls mind. Kinda like telepathy but without reading minds...so i guess its just tele. Thano is tele-empathic they have similar powers. Therefore, not just relatable to me but also kilgrave. I know jessica jones hates purple. Thats cuz she hates kilgrave. Maybe thats why he controlled her. So that she likes purple. But it's all fun and t'games (AN: you see what I did). I love purple and I mentioned nonce.
Thats my essay and the story of how my life turned upside-down and others smiles disintegrated.
