I love Garrus as a character, and I would always romance him when I could in game. I wanted to write my point of view about his obsession with calibrations in the second game. This is my first attempt at doing so.


Hey Garrus, how's it going old friend?

What's that you say? You're going off the deep end?

And you think you can calibrate away some of the hate?

Well, that's just great.

Just kidding, it's not.

It's bad, so bad. This isn't helping you.

Talk to me. Clear your head

If you don't think straight, you'll end up dead.

Don't end up dead. I won't be impressed.

Especially if it was because you were stressed.

I'm here to listen. I'm here to talk.

I'm not here to sit pretty. I'm here to walk

Your path with you

And help you through.

It's my job as your captain

It's my duty as a friend

So get your brooding ass away from that console

And get it up here so you can be consoled

You're so stressed about Sidonis?

I thought we went over this.

Revenge isn't the answer

I once thought it was

And I became the Butcher

The Butcher of Torfan.

I've regretted it ever since.

Don't make my mistakes

And realize the stakes

And focus on the mission

Though you have my permission

To test reach and flexibility

In my room with me.

For stress relief of course.


Please tell me how I could improve this by reviewing, I love writing poetry and I'd like to get better, so help is appreciated. Have a nice day.