Insanity for the Brain
In Zim's house, everything was quiet. Within Zim's house we see Zim slowly wake up from the couch.
"Huh? What happened?" Zim asked himself. Gaining back his thoughts he suddenly turned mad. Gir had made him watch "Barney" for seven hours straight! Zim got up from the couch only to slip on a banana peel and smack into the television. Zim got up and walked toward the toilet. He jumped in and flushed himself down…only to get stuck half-way down the chute.
"GIR! GIR! GIR? HELP ME! SAVE ME GIR! YOUR MASTER IS STUCK IN THE TOILET! GET ME OUT! I'M GOIN' DIE! GIR YOU ****** ROBOT SAVE ME!" Zim yelled so loud that it caused an earthquake and the moon exploded. Suddenly, Zim heard a scream of joy. In a blink of an eye, Gir crashed down onto Zim's head and the two rocketed down the chute. Zim landed head first on the concrete floor and Gir landed on top of him.
"Good work Gir!" Zim said weakly. Gir screamed with joy and took out Dib and began to eat him!
"What the *****! How'd I get here! What's going on! HAAAAAAA!" Dib yelled and was eaten by Gir. Zim stared at Gir with a look of horror on his face, and then shrugged it off. He walked down to a control panel.
"Okay Gir! I am going to think up of an amazing plan to get rid of the Dib-human!" Zim said.
"BUT I JUST ATE HIM! HE TASTED LIKE TURKEY, HAM, AND THE TALLEST!" Gir screamed and then blew up his own head, which then magically reformed itself.
"Now, watch as Zim comes up with an AMAZING PLAN, Gir!" Zim said and started to think and think and think AND THINK. Until, HIS HEAD CAUGHT FIRE FROM THINKING TO MUCH!
Zim screamed like heck as he ran in circles. After a few seconds he died down and touched his skin. He was okay. Suddenly, he got an idea!
"Yes! It's is brilliant! Mwwwwwhhhhhhahahahahah--" Zim cuts himself off at the sight of seeing Red and Tak floating upside down in his lab.
"HA! WHAT'S GOING ON?" Red screamed and was then eaten by Tak. Then, Gir ate her too…and Gaz.
Hours Later
Everyone was walking toward school until some retarded kid screamed up at the sky. Everyone looked up and gasped!
"It's a bird!" One kid said.
"No, it's a flying do-do bird!" Another kid said.
"WHAT! ARE YOU ALL BLIND? It's an alien riding a giant hamburger while throwing month's old cheese at everyone!" Keef yelled only to be hit with cheese by Zim.
"YES! Run and hide at the superiority THAT IS ZIM!" Zim said as he flew on his hamburger.
"Call the army! Call the FBI! Call me daddy!" A kid screamed and they all ran into the girl's bathroom. Zim laughed evilly until he was shot down by the army. His hamburger was spitting out seeds as he fell down to the ground. He hit's the ground hard but gets back up, as if nothing had happened. Suddenly, the army surrounds him.
"Your coming with us hamburger-alien thingie!" A retarded soldier said in the back.
"NEVER!" Zim yelled and took out Gir from his P.A.K. He pressed a button on him and ran away…to Las Vegas. Five seconds after getting to Las Vegas, Gir explodes the whole city and magically reappears next to Zim.
"HAHAHAHA THAT WAS FUN!" Gir yelled.
"VICTORY!" Zim screamed.
A/N : Should I do more?
