Heeyy, this is gunna be weird cause its about my friend Alex and L. just treat him like any other OC(some spoilers for ending)
Disclmaimer: dont own L or Alex :(
Alex sat in his living room watching Death Note on netflix, L was eating a lolypop on the screen
man, i wish i had a lawli-pop
Suddenly the great detective L walked in and sat next to Alex on the couch
"woaahhh, your L!" Alex said
"why yes, yes i am. hello insolent child." L said calmly
"Haaaaiiii!" he said gleefully
"am i sexy?" L asked
"your more, your sex, not sexy, JUST SEX!" Alex said
"so i please you?"
"YUS mai i pet the soft kitteh?" Alex asked
"if you must." L said
"yayz!" Alex said then hugged L and pat his soft hair.
"Your quite adorable." L said and kissed alex on the cheek. Alex blushed
"secks?" L asked
"yes please!" alex said and made his shirt dissapearwith magic, Ls shirt ended up somewhere in Narnia.
L pressed his and Alexs lips together into a kiss and pushed him onto the floor.
"i am seme btw." L said
"uhh, okay!" then they made out some more.
SEVERAL SEXY MOMENTS LATER
"wow that was great." Alex said
"indeed, it was."
"who would of known i would be better in bed then L the great sex god?"
"certainly not me."
"WOAH IT SMELLS LIKE YAOI IN HERE!" Jack said walking in for some reason
"care to partake?" L asked
"YAY!" Jack said exitedly and jumped into both of them hugging and eating some candy L gave him
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" alex suddenly burst out laughing
"KIRRRAAA!" L shouted
"no, no. just thought of something funny."
"what?" L and Jack both asked
"IT SMELLS LIKE SEX AND CANDY IN HERE."
"i lvoes that song." Jack said wisely.
"WHO WANTS CAKE?" Alex said
"MEEEEE!" L said happily and ran off into the kitchen
"well, time for some after yaoi cake i guess." Alex said and he and Jack followed.
THE END (is near ( get it cause near defeats Light?))
