Heeyy, this is gunna be weird cause its about my friend Alex and L. just treat him like any other OC(some spoilers for ending)

Disclmaimer: dont own L or Alex :(

Alex sat in his living room watching Death Note on netflix, L was eating a lolypop on the screen

man, i wish i had a lawli-pop

Suddenly the great detective L walked in and sat next to Alex on the couch

"woaahhh, your L!" Alex said

"why yes, yes i am. hello insolent child." L said calmly

"Haaaaiiii!" he said gleefully

"am i sexy?" L asked

"your more, your sex, not sexy, JUST SEX!" Alex said

"so i please you?"

"YUS mai i pet the soft kitteh?" Alex asked

"if you must." L said

"yayz!" Alex said then hugged L and pat his soft hair.

"Your quite adorable." L said and kissed alex on the cheek. Alex blushed

"secks?" L asked

"yes please!" alex said and made his shirt dissapearwith magic, Ls shirt ended up somewhere in Narnia.

L pressed his and Alexs lips together into a kiss and pushed him onto the floor.

"i am seme btw." L said

"uhh, okay!" then they made out some more.

SEVERAL SEXY MOMENTS LATER

"wow that was great." Alex said

"indeed, it was."

"who would of known i would be better in bed then L the great sex god?"

"certainly not me."

"WOAH IT SMELLS LIKE YAOI IN HERE!" Jack said walking in for some reason

"care to partake?" L asked

"YAY!" Jack said exitedly and jumped into both of them hugging and eating some candy L gave him

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" alex suddenly burst out laughing

"KIRRRAAA!" L shouted

"no, no. just thought of something funny."

"what?" L and Jack both asked

"IT SMELLS LIKE SEX AND CANDY IN HERE."

"i lvoes that song." Jack said wisely.

"WHO WANTS CAKE?" Alex said

"MEEEEE!" L said happily and ran off into the kitchen

"well, time for some after yaoi cake i guess." Alex said and he and Jack followed.

THE END (is near ( get it cause near defeats Light?))