This is my version of l'heure bleue's "Oops!" It was so funny and i had to recreate it for myself! No offence to the lovely l'heure bleue or the wonderful Stephenie Meyer!


"Edward…"

"Bella, I'm not sure this is a good idea."

"Edward, just do it."

"But Bella, this kind of thing is new to me. I've never done this before."

"Well, neither have I! But I'm ready for this."

"Are you?"

"Just stick it in, Edward."

"But there are two places I can put it in, and… I'm not quite sure which one to choose."

"I don't know, just pick one and do it!"

"I'm worried I'll hurt you!"

"It's supposed to hurt the first time, Edward."

"Will it hurt less if I put it in slowly?"

"No, I think it'll hurt more. Just shove it in, already!"

"Alright, alright."

. . .

"OUCH! Edward, it hurts! Take it out, take it out!"

"Bella, it's almost all the way in. Stop squirming, and-"

"Ow, Edward… Edward there's blood!"

"What?! You didn't tell me you'd bleed when I put it in!"

"I thought it was common knowledge! Take it out, it hurts!"

"But Bella, you told me you wanted this-"

"TAKE OUT THE FUCKING EARRING, EDWARD!"


Well, what do you think? misleading, i know, but i had to do it! R&R please!